Tragic Consequences Of An Attempted Cow Rape - Rape Board

squidley · 04-24-2008, 12:56 PM

I somewhat hate to post this in the real rape thread, but what with the board rules being as they are, there isn't another place to post it. So here goes:

(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to the head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death.

Why did he do it?

The man's divorce had become final 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.

Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense.

I do feel for the cow too. Honestly. But then, if you'll note, she did manage to strike her assailant in the berries as well. Somehow, I think he got his just deserts.

The Squid

somedude · 04-24-2008, 01:51 PM

Should be a warning to zooaphiles...always ask a large bovine's permission before attempting to have sex with it...LOL!
I spun this off from the Real Rape Thread Squids.

ControlPhreak · 04-24-2008, 03:14 PM

Having a cow repeatedly stomp my junk had never occurred to me as a way to die. if I ever commit suicide I'm pretty sure I'll give this method a miss...

squidley · 04-24-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

Should be a warning to zooaphiles...always ask a large bovine's permission before attempting to have sex with it...LOL!
I spun this off from the Real Rape Thread Squids.

Thanks SD for moving it to a more appropriate forum, I wanted to stay within the rules and since it was a real rape case my options seemed a bit limited. Still, it was just too funny not to post!

The Squid

Freydicat · 04-24-2008, 04:52 PM

*takes some notes*
Interesting... Would be even better with high heels..

Ragman · 04-24-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freydicat

*takes some notes*
Interesting... Would be even better with high heels..

A cow In high heels? I was going to say something about this rotund woman in heels who was rather rude to me the other day.. but I think I will just leave it where it is...

RapeU · 04-24-2008, 09:24 PM

I'm curious to know if his wife was fat.

Wiz · 04-25-2008, 12:39 AM

Damn funny Squids. Gives new meaning to the term 'cowpoke'

FinalKey · 04-25-2008, 01:02 AM

Whoa!

Crimson Guard · 05-05-2008, 06:56 AM

yippie ki yay.

04-24-2008, 12:56 PM	#1
squidley Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: USA Posts: 305 Reputation: 5650	Tragic Consequences Of An Attempted Cow Rape I somewhat hate to post this in the real rape thread, but what with the board rules being as they are, there isn't another place to post it. So here goes: (19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to the head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death. Why did he do it? The man's divorce had become final 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution. Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense. I do feel for the cow too. Honestly. But then, if you'll note, she did manage to strike her assailant in the berries as well. Somehow, I think he got his just deserts. The Squid

04-24-2008, 01:51 PM	#2
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Should be a warning to zooaphiles...always ask a large bovine's permission before attempting to have sex with it...LOL! I spun this off from the Real Rape Thread Squids. __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

04-24-2008, 03:14 PM	#3
ControlPhreak Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 361 Reputation: 499	Having a cow repeatedly stomp my junk had never occurred to me as a way to die. if I ever commit suicide I'm pretty sure I'll give this method a miss... __________________ _____________ _________ _____ Pleasure Junkie

04-24-2008, 04:52 PM	#5
Freydicat Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 70 Reputation: 607	takes some notes Interesting... Would be even better with high heels.. __________________ I'm an 19 year old Lesbian Pagan Stripper from Australia. You can check out my LiveJournal or Facebook if you want.

04-24-2008, 09:24 PM	#7
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	I'm curious to know if his wife was fat. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

04-25-2008, 12:39 AM	#8
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Damn funny Squids. Gives new meaning to the term 'cowpoke' __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

04-25-2008, 01:02 AM	#9
FinalKey Key Master Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 677 Reputation: 4792	Whoa!

05-05-2008, 06:56 AM	#10
Crimson Guard Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Broca Beach Posts: 53 Reputation: 37	yippie ki yay.