The quote thread - Page 4 - Rape Board

shysnale · 08-29-2006, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

"You show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath." Garfield

Dude, I need your help.
While trying to translate the word mouser I ended up with this :

mouser
A noun
1 mouser
a cat proficient at mousing
Category Tree:
entity
?object; physical object
?living thing; animate thing
?organism; being
?animal; animate being; beast; brute; creature; fauna
?chordate
?vertebrate; craniate
?mammal
?placental; placental mammal; eutherian; eutherian mammal
?carnivore
?feline; felid
?cat; true cat
?domestic cat; house cat; Felis domesticus; Felis catus
?mouser

somedude · 08-29-2006, 01:11 PM

I was using it in context of a cat good at catching mice.

shysnale · 08-30-2006, 01:27 AM

"Thanks heaven for little girls"

Maurice Chevalier - 1958

"And some of the other sizes too"

Pete And Dave - 1985

somedude · 08-30-2006, 01:55 AM

"Only in America!" Don King

Sternenlied · 08-30-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Herr, ich bin schuldig
Ich habe es getan
Ich habe sie verdorben
Und es war nicht das erste mal
FragÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ mich besser nicht
Sonst muÃƒÅ¸ ich lÃƒÂ¼gen
Ja, ich habe sie entweiht
Und es war mir ein VergnÃƒÂ¼gen

Ich lieÃƒÅ¸ ihre Lippen bluten
Ich nahm ihr den Verstand
Ich hÃƒÂ¶rte Dich zwar rufen
Doch der Teufel gab mir seine Hand

BÃƒÂ¶hse Onkelz - Wenn wir einmal Engel sind

Quote:

Lord, I am guilty
I did it
I corrupted her
and not for the first time
don't ask me
otherwise I'd have to lie
I desecrated her
and it was a pleasure

I let her lips bleed
I took her sanity
I heard you calling
but the devil shook my hand

BÃƒÂ¶hse Onkelz - When we will be angels

Sodoman · 08-31-2006, 11:42 PM

You're scaring me Stern...

Rheostatic · 09-01-2006, 08:33 AM

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

Robert Heinlein

Grm · 09-01-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rheostatic

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

Robert Heinlein

I got into reading Robert Heinlein when I was young, great author.
'I intend to hold on, getting crankier and meaner every year.'

somedude · 09-01-2006, 04:59 PM

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Roddy Piper

Rogue · 09-01-2006, 10:35 PM

"Austin, come back, give me a stunner dammit!"

"Steve, it's OK. I know he is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!"

"I'm a genetic jackhammer!"

"I guaran-damn-tee you!"

Vince McMahon

Route66 · 09-01-2006, 10:40 PM

On being asked his opinion of Princess Diana(before an untimely car accident),

"I'd crawl naked over 3 miles of broken glass just to wank in her shadow"

Ted Nugent

I like his music,Love his attitude,and admire his eloquence...lol

Sodoman · 09-02-2006, 12:51 AM

That's crazy...but then that's Ted! Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang!

Grm · 09-02-2006, 03:34 AM

A classic Dubbya, we could start a whole thread with his.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

Sodoman · 09-02-2006, 04:41 AM

Dubbya and Daddy are a great source of comedic entertainment. Because they are such MOrons.

shysnale · 09-02-2006, 01:03 PM

There's nothing better than sex except a sex with chocolate on top.

Catherine Zeta Jones.

ego · 01-23-2007, 09:41 AM

Great topic!Lets reborn it!

I am afraid of nothing.
I hope nothing.
I am free...
Nikos Kazantzakis

To do is to be.
Komfukius
To be is to do.
Kartesius.
Dobe dobe do.
Frank Sinatra.

shysnale · 01-30-2007, 03:36 PM

When I look at the world, It makes me feel like when I go to the toilets.
The top is clean, brilliant, and smells good. The bottom is crappy, useless, and stinks. It just takes someone having the balls to flush the planet.

George W Bush

ego · 01-30-2007, 04:30 PM

I wonder how many times he read the small paper in front of the mirror.I doubt he can say so many words in a row.Much less to think them....

Becka · 01-30-2007, 05:14 PM

"Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires."

- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus

shysnale · 01-31-2007, 01:28 PM

"There is no limit to how far a man can go or how much he can achieve, if he doesn't care about who gets the credit."

Ronald Reagan

08-29-2006, 01:11 PM	#62
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I was using it in context of a cat good at catching mice. __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

08-30-2006, 01:55 AM	#64
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	"Only in America!" Don King __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

08-31-2006, 11:42 PM	#66
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	You're scaring me Stern... __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

09-01-2006, 08:33 AM	#67
Rheostatic Rape Board Chancellor Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern Ontario, Canada Posts: 409 Reputation: 768	"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." Robert Heinlein __________________ In Somnium, Veritas

09-01-2006, 04:59 PM	#69
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Roddy Piper __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

08-30-2006, 01:27 AM	#63
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	"Thanks heaven for little girls" Maurice Chevalier - 1958 "And some of the other sizes too" Pete And Dave - 1985

09-01-2006, 10:35 PM	#70
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	"Austin, come back, give me a stunner dammit!" "Steve, it's OK. I know he is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!" "I'm a genetic jackhammer!" "I guaran-damn-tee you!" Vince McMahon

09-01-2006, 10:40 PM	#71
Route66 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 44 Reputation: 1451	My all time fave..... On being asked his opinion of Princess Diana(before an untimely car accident), "I'd crawl naked over 3 miles of broken glass just to wank in her shadow" Ted Nugent I like his music,Love his attitude,and admire his eloquence...lol

09-02-2006, 12:51 AM	#72
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	That's crazy...but then that's Ted! Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang! __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

09-02-2006, 03:34 AM	#73
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	A classic Dubbya, we could start a whole thread with his. I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

09-02-2006, 04:41 AM	#74
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Dubbya and Daddy are a great source of comedic entertainment. Because they are such MOrons. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

09-02-2006, 01:03 PM	#75
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	There's nothing better than sex except a sex with chocolate on top. Catherine Zeta Jones.

01-23-2007, 09:41 AM	#76
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Great topic!Lets reborn it! I am afraid of nothing. I hope nothing. I am free... Nikos Kazantzakis To do is to be. Komfukius To be is to do. Kartesius. Dobe dobe do. Frank Sinatra. __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

01-30-2007, 03:36 PM	#77
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	When I look at the world, It makes me feel like when I go to the toilets. The top is clean, brilliant, and smells good. The bottom is crappy, useless, and stinks. It just takes someone having the balls to flush the planet. George W Bush

01-30-2007, 04:30 PM	#78
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	I wonder how many times he read the small paper in front of the mirror.I doubt he can say so many words in a row.Much less to think them.... __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

01-30-2007, 05:14 PM	#79
Becka Immodest Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,407 Reputation: 36018	"Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires." - Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus __________________ Vital Board Info Hey, where am I going? And why am I in this hand basket? Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

01-31-2007, 01:28 PM	#80
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	"There is no limit to how far a man can go or how much he can achieve, if he doesn't care about who gets the credit." Ronald Reagan