Things in porn that annoy you - Rape Board

Trill · 10-12-2008, 08:46 AM

(it would be a good idea to sticky this)

I'll freely admit I'm very picky when it comes to porn. I'm very particular about what I like and don't like to see.

Things common in porn that annoy me:

Extreme genital closeups. I'm not a friggin' gynaecologist, I don't wanna see that shit.
Fake whining in rape scenes. Bitch, please... either scream, beg or shut the hell up.
Switching back and forth between ass, pussy and mouth. I don't mind seeing an chick take it in the rear (or even a guy for that matter), but geez, go for the ass LAST! Do they not know how unhygenic that is? Fucking gross.
Lack of dialogue. Some pornographers just don't realize how important it is to set the mood. Give the actors some actual characters to play. Give those characters some meaning. There doesn't have to be a plot (although plot-driven is my favourite - I like to have a story to go with the sex), but it shouldn't just be mindless humping either.

So what annoys you?

Number7 · 10-12-2008, 10:48 AM

One of the things I hate is when the girl is wearing hardly anything, I like to see her get everything taken off one by one.

The main thing that gets to me is in rape fantasy porn when the girl starts enjoying it... like wtf.

MARADONA · 10-12-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Number7

One of the things I hate is when the girl is wearing hardly anything, I like to see her get everything taken off one by one.

The main thing that gets to me is in rape fantasy porn when the girl starts enjoying it... like wtf.

You right, also i like to see good acting performances with young and hot girls...
honestly, i don't care if the actor is ugly...i just like to see "fine action"...
and if it's possible...a decent final cumshot!

Trill · 10-12-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Number7

The main thing that gets to me is in rape fantasy porn when the girl starts enjoying it... like wtf.

dude. high five.

I don't mean to sound like a feminist or anything, but it's kind of degrading to women to have the girl enjoying it on film. OK, so there have been stories here on RB where victims orgasm, but that's a purely biological reaction, nothing more. In the vids they're enjoying it completely, which besides defeating the purpose of the 'rape fantasy' label - to me - indicates that the writers think rape victims (real ones) are lying sluts who ask for it. Total lack of common sense.

Ragman · 10-12-2008, 12:56 PM

I Hate the lack of set up.. And that goes for all porn not just rape porn. I completley realize the purpose of the material is to show a couple of people fucking, but jsut because the delivery boy brings a pizza is no reason to drop your pants

Give me a long drawn out scene. let me get to know the charecter,Who she is...then... Rape the shit out of her. I will enjoy the scene even more if I know the charecter involved

Flavanostars · 10-12-2008, 02:24 PM

Immediate Ass Fucking (Right as the scene starts the guy fucking the chick without any boobplay, undressing etc.)
Genital Close-ups
BJ Only Films
No Conclusion (In a story, The Film Ends as Soon as the Fuck Scene Ends)
Long BJ, Ass Fucking Scenes (It's Annoying To Watch Another Dude Getting BJed For Several Minutes)
Quick Switcharay From Beginning of the Erotic Seen To Fucking
Etc. Etc.

Kamikaze84 · 10-12-2008, 05:48 PM

I actually agree with all of that but you forgot the MOST annoying thing in porn...(well, for me anyway)
Stupid music drowning out all the noises. At least it isn't as common as it used to be but some people still put that crap into their movies.

SecretObsession · 10-12-2008, 06:47 PM

A few things that annoy me in porn, ridiculous fake orgasms and moaning, anyone seeming bored or like they're just there for the money, guys that are way too quiet/passive or who do nothing but pump their cocks in and out for 20min and people with nasty pimples

Flavanostars · 10-12-2008, 07:08 PM

If I Were To Add A Few More....

Girls Gladly Undressing, BJing, Fucking....in "First Time" Movies (At Least Show Some Sign of Fear or Embarassment Through Facial Expression Etc.)
Lack of Actual Amateur Girls
Poor Acting Skills of American Female Pornstars
The Belief System That Somehow All Guys Prefer "Huge Tits"
Interesting Scenes Skipped (From Intro, The Camera Gets Turned Off and Resumed When It Comes To The Fuck Scene)
Horrible Quality
Unable To See The Parts Viewer's Want To See (Due to Camera Angle and Zoom)
Not Fucking All The Girls That Are Available On Scene
In Incest and/or MILF Clips, Female Actress Is Always Chubby/Fat, and/or Has Disgusting Huge Tits and Dirty Genitals
AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL : Calling UGLY Girls "Hot & Sexy"

Yes I'm Very Strict As You Can See....

Trill · 10-12-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ragman

I Hate the lack of set up.. And that goes for all porn not just rape porn. I completley realize the purpose of the material is to show a couple of people fucking, but jsut because the delivery boy brings a pizza is no reason to drop your pants

Give me a long drawn out scene. let me get to know the charecter,Who she is...then... Rape the shit out of her. I will enjoy the scene even more if I know the charecter involved

I agree x1000000

Ragman · 10-13-2008, 12:45 AM

OH I got another one.. How about when they film liek two minutes of an act.. like a blowjob or jsut the fucking.. and then they replay that in a loop.. like 15 or twenty times... whatsa matter did the guy blow his load too early? Or was the rest of the footage just not "good enough for porn"

mifje · 10-13-2008, 01:44 AM

HMM from the first 4 options i go for nr 1,2 and 3

unfortunatly you see one of these in most movies

EvilJ · 10-13-2008, 03:29 AM

I agree with everything Trill said, but- I'm gonna be the only one who says this one- I also hate fucking cumshots. I own plenty of sperm of my own and I carry it everywhere I go. It has never turned me on, so why oh why, do I wanna pay to see someone else's??? It's as big a turn on to me as a big throaty hocker (in my mind there's someone reading this stroking himself madly at the idea of chunky throat mucus now...

... to each his own, I guess).

For me, sperm has no place in my porn. I want it down the bitches throat where God intended it to reside.

Trill · 10-13-2008, 09:22 AM

Actually, you're not alone on that; I'm not fond of moneyshots either.

sindyloo · 10-13-2008, 10:47 AM

The girl giving a blow job that keeps staring at the fucking camera? WTF

Hmmmm is this a good angle(move head) or this is better?? Who fucking cares dear...you got a cock in your mouth....they arent thinking how pretty you look? Give me a damn break!

SecretObsession · 10-13-2008, 12:18 PM

LOL!!!!!! Like she's thinking "Nevermind the cock in my mouth... I'm a movie star"

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 10-13-2008, 12:41 PM

OK !! LOL

well as far as most normal porn goes - I HATE THE FUCKING JAPANESE CENSORSHIP !

In fact even in other countries there is cencorship and this IS THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT NOT ONLY ANNOYS ME BUT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE MURDERING SOMEBODY !! WE ARE ADULTS AND WE KNOW WHAT A PUSSY LOOKS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the number two thing is - fucking music WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO HEAR SUPERMARKET SHOPPING MUSIC WHILE I AM WATCHING A HOT CHICK TAKE IT IN THE ASS

AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE WHILE JERKING OFF ??

The number three most annoying thing is focusing on the face of THE GUY AS HE CUMS ??? MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CAMERAMAN THINKING ?? - do you know how totally off-putting to my wank this is ?? GRRRRR !

the number four most annoying thing is when the chick is not undressed at all especially when she is gettin fucked with her BRA ON !! OH MY LORD ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY ?? I WANT TO SEE THE BITCHES TITS !!!!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE HER TOTALLY UNDRESSED !

the number 5 most annoying thing in porn is when both parties are perfect cardboard cutouts and then end up fucking each other like they both pieces of wood ! this is what i call zombie-fucking - the girl might as well be checking her nails while he is in hner pussy etc... SO ANNOYING !!

These are the five most annoying but i also agree with most of what has already been said too long bj's, fake moaning etc etc ..

SecretObsession · 10-13-2008, 12:48 PM

LMFAO!!!!!! MD!!! I agree 100% with everything..... except,

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Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

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The number three most annoying thing is focusing on the face of THE GUY AS HE CUMS ??? MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CAMERAMAN THINKING ?? - do you know how totally off-putting to my wank this is ?? GRRRRR !

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for me that's one of the best parts

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 10-13-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretObsession

LMFAO!!!!!! MD!!! I agree 100% with everything..... except,

for me that's one of the best parts

lol SO ! i hear ya !!

Kamikaze84 · 10-14-2008, 07:47 AM

When they make out that a girl is supposed to be an innocent victim but she has tattoos and piercings in certain areas that just cries out PORN STAR.
If she's good looking then I can overlook it

but it really doesn't go with the storyline so it kind of ruins the illusion.

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Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

The number three most annoying thing is focusing on the face of THE GUY AS HE CUMS ??? MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CAMERAMAN THINKING ?? - do you know how totally off-putting to my wank this is ?? GRRRRR !

Hahaha, I could certainly do without it too.

10-12-2008, 08:46 AM	#1
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	Things in porn that annoy you (it would be a good idea to sticky this) I'll freely admit I'm very picky when it comes to porn. I'm very particular about what I like and don't like to see. Things common in porn that annoy me: Extreme genital closeups. I'm not a friggin' gynaecologist, I don't wanna see that shit. Fake whining in rape scenes. Bitch, please... either scream, beg or shut the hell up. Switching back and forth between ass, pussy and mouth. I don't mind seeing an chick take it in the rear (or even a guy for that matter), but geez, go for the ass LAST! Do they not know how unhygenic that is? Fucking gross. Lack of dialogue. Some pornographers just don't realize how important it is to set the mood. Give the actors some actual characters to play. Give those characters some meaning. There doesn't have to be a plot (although plot-driven is my favourite - I like to have a story to go with the sex), but it shouldn't just be mindless humping either. So what annoys you?

10-12-2008, 12:56 PM	#5
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	I Hate the lack of set up.. And that goes for all porn not just rape porn. I completley realize the purpose of the material is to show a couple of people fucking, but jsut because the delivery boy brings a pizza is no reason to drop your pants Give me a long drawn out scene. let me get to know the charecter,Who she is...then... Rape the shit out of her. I will enjoy the scene even more if I know the charecter involved __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

10-12-2008, 02:24 PM	#6
Flavanostars Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Away From Here Posts: 441 Reputation: 20493	Immediate Ass Fucking (Right as the scene starts the guy fucking the chick without any boobplay, undressing etc.) Genital Close-ups BJ Only Films No Conclusion (In a story, The Film Ends as Soon as the Fuck Scene Ends) Long BJ, Ass Fucking Scenes (It's Annoying To Watch Another Dude Getting BJed For Several Minutes) Quick Switcharay From Beginning of the Erotic Seen To Fucking Etc. Etc.

10-12-2008, 07:08 PM	#9
Flavanostars Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Away From Here Posts: 441 Reputation: 20493	If I Were To Add A Few More.... Girls Gladly Undressing, BJing, Fucking....in "First Time" Movies (At Least Show Some Sign of Fear or Embarassment Through Facial Expression Etc.) Lack of Actual Amateur Girls Poor Acting Skills of American Female Pornstars The Belief System That Somehow All Guys Prefer "Huge Tits" Interesting Scenes Skipped (From Intro, The Camera Gets Turned Off and Resumed When It Comes To The Fuck Scene) Horrible Quality Unable To See The Parts Viewer's Want To See (Due to Camera Angle and Zoom) Not Fucking All The Girls That Are Available On Scene In Incest and/or MILF Clips, Female Actress Is Always Chubby/Fat, and/or Has Disgusting Huge Tits and Dirty Genitals AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL : Calling UGLY Girls "Hot & Sexy" Yes I'm Very Strict As You Can See....

10-13-2008, 12:45 AM	#11
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	OH I got another one.. How about when they film liek two minutes of an act.. like a blowjob or jsut the fucking.. and then they replay that in a loop.. like 15 or twenty times... whatsa matter did the guy blow his load too early? Or was the rest of the footage just not "good enough for porn" __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

10-12-2008, 05:48 PM	#7
Kamikaze84 Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hiding in the bushes. Posts: 202 Reputation: 347	I actually agree with all of that but you forgot the MOST annoying thing in porn...(well, for me anyway) Stupid music drowning out all the noises. At least it isn't as common as it used to be but some people still put that crap into their movies.

10-12-2008, 06:47 PM	#8
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	A few things that annoy me in porn, ridiculous fake orgasms and moaning, anyone seeming bored or like they're just there for the money, guys that are way too quiet/passive or who do nothing but pump their cocks in and out for 20min and people with nasty pimples

10-13-2008, 01:44 AM	#12
mifje Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 565 Reputation: 17719	HMM from the first 4 options i go for nr 1,2 and 3 unfortunatly you see one of these in most movies __________________ No one likes us, we don't care! BTW: I am MALE

10-13-2008, 03:29 AM	#13
EvilJ Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The land of La-LA Posts: 300 Reputation: 11490	I agree with everything Trill said, but- I'm gonna be the only one who says this one- I also hate fucking cumshots. I own plenty of sperm of my own and I carry it everywhere I go. It has never turned me on, so why oh why, do I wanna pay to see someone else's??? It's as big a turn on to me as a big throaty hocker (in my mind there's someone reading this stroking himself madly at the idea of chunky throat mucus now... ... to each his own, I guess). For me, sperm has no place in my porn. I want it down the bitches throat where God intended it to reside.

10-13-2008, 09:22 AM	#14
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	Actually, you're not alone on that; I'm not fond of moneyshots either.

10-13-2008, 10:47 AM	#15
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Freaking eyes on the Camera! The girl giving a blow job that keeps staring at the fucking camera? WTF Hmmmm is this a good angle(move head) or this is better?? Who fucking cares dear...you got a cock in your mouth....they arent thinking how pretty you look? Give me a damn break!

10-13-2008, 12:18 PM	#16
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	LOL!!!!!! Like she's thinking "Nevermind the cock in my mouth... I'm a movie star"

10-13-2008, 12:41 PM	#17
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	OK !! LOL well as far as most normal porn goes - I HATE THE FUCKING JAPANESE CENSORSHIP ! In fact even in other countries there is cencorship and this IS THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT NOT ONLY ANNOYS ME BUT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE MURDERING SOMEBODY !! WE ARE ADULTS AND WE KNOW WHAT A PUSSY LOOKS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the number two thing is - fucking music WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO HEAR SUPERMARKET SHOPPING MUSIC WHILE I AM WATCHING A HOT CHICK TAKE IT IN THE ASS AM I SUPPOSED TO DANCE WHILE JERKING OFF ?? The number three most annoying thing is focusing on the face of THE GUY AS HE CUMS ??? MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CAMERAMAN THINKING ?? - do you know how totally off-putting to my wank this is ?? GRRRRR ! the number four most annoying thing is when the chick is not undressed at all especially when she is gettin fucked with her BRA ON !! OH MY LORD ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY ?? I WANT TO SEE THE BITCHES TITS !!!!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE HER TOTALLY UNDRESSED ! the number 5 most annoying thing in porn is when both parties are perfect cardboard cutouts and then end up fucking each other like they both pieces of wood ! this is what i call zombie-fucking - the girl might as well be checking her nails while he is in hner pussy etc... SO ANNOYING !! These are the five most annoying but i also agree with most of what has already been said too long bj's, fake moaning etc etc .. __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!