You know you're a Rapeboard regular when.... - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 05-15-2009, 09:52 AM

You mistakenly thought the sandwhich board outside your local Internet cafe read:

"Free Cialis and texts"

sexfiend · 05-15-2009, 04:25 PM

When you spend the hole day thinking about how many spammers you will catch tonight.

FuckingRotter · 05-15-2009, 06:05 PM

When you walk around as if you're a 180' tall giant with a big stick and a 12' erect penis....

RapeU · 05-15-2009, 06:13 PM

When you go on so much on your own computer that you forget to erase the browser history if you happen to log on real quick on a different computer.

HRH1948 · 05-15-2009, 07:48 PM

When your wife says she's horny and you tell her that you have to finish a post first!

FuckingRotter · 05-15-2009, 08:07 PM

You fucker! I almost choked!

sexfiend · 05-15-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRH1948

When your wife says she's horny and you tell her that you have to finish a post first!

BRAVO!! That was very funny.

MARADONA · 05-15-2009, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRH1948

When your wife says she's horny and you tell her that you have to finish a post first!

We have a winner i guess!!!!

HRH1948 you are killing me!!! No actually you killed me...!!!

batffink · 05-16-2009, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

When you walk around as if you're a 180' tall giant with a big stick and a 12' erect penis....

I thought it was an upside-down catapult.

AWDracer · 05-16-2009, 07:24 AM

You know you're a Rapeboard regular when you see members fighting to defend another person because of a comment that was flexible in meaning, but of course, the poster in question ALWAYS has a malicious intention, and therefore, should automatically be attacked.

AWDracer · 05-16-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantom

WTF did you just say?

I am lamenting at the fact that the two posts that were meant to be poking fun at things were automatically thought to be attacks on someone. I suppose I must thank the trolls in the past for making members think about being on the defensive all the time. That is all.

pervipete · 05-16-2009, 10:25 AM

...when you go to answer the phone with 'Hi PerviPete here...'

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-22-2009, 11:03 PM

I was on another board I hang out on...
It has nothing to do with sex in any way...

I often look to see where members and guests are on the board...
The feature is called "Who's Online"
So I look and see two members I talk to regularly and they are viewing "Who's Online"

I could not stop myself from making a new thread about peeping...
Now I have to keep it all going, but very carefully as a joke...

P.S.: It is much more fun peeping at all of you here...
Sometimes I'm even invited in...

Cedar · 05-25-2009, 07:18 AM

.....when you see a sign outside an office like BILL JONES THERAPIST and you think they forgot the space between the last two words.

.....when you see an ad for the film PLANET OF THE APES, stare at it, and then feel let down when you realize what it actually says.

.....when you hear that a co-worker you've fantasized about dozens of times is pregnant, and for a moment you wonder if it was you.

.....when you see a sign outside a hairdressers advertising PERMS and you have an impulse to move the S to the beginning.

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-29-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flesh4Fantasy

I was on another board I hang out on...
It has nothing to do with sex in any way...

I often look to see where members and guests are on the board...
The feature is called "Who's Online"
So I look and see two members I talk to regularly and they are viewing "Who's Online"

I could not stop myself from making a new thread about peeping...
Now I have to keep it all going, but very carefully as a joke...

Cartoon posted about me on that other site...

Sierra · 05-29-2009, 10:20 PM

You're a stalker? How exciting!

Seriously that is tooo funny. I think we take certain things for granted on this board that freak everyone else in the world.

You know you're an RB regular when you see a white van with "BDS Metalworks" on the side and people in the car with you wonder why you're laughing. And you can't tell them.

And you wonder if they are selling shackles.

RapeU · 05-29-2009, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flesh4Fantasy

Cartoon posted about me on that other site...

For some reason the blurred face reminded me of George W. Bush.

FuckingRotter · 05-30-2009, 04:47 AM

And wonder what sort of rotten fucker is driving it....

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Originally Posted by Sierra

You know you're an RB regular when you see a white van

FuckingRotter · 05-30-2009, 04:50 AM

You know you're a Rapeboard regular when you have a dream that you got neg-repped down to 150 points, and when you wake up you have to log in and check....

pervipete · 05-30-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

You know you're a Rapeboard regular when you have a dream that you got neg-repped down to 150 points, and when you wake up you have to log in and check....

No thats OCD...

05-15-2009, 09:52 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You know you're a Rapeboard regular when.... You mistakenly thought the sandwhich board outside your local Internet cafe read: "Free Cialis and texts" __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-15-2009, 06:05 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	When you walk around as if you're a 180' tall giant with a big stick and a 12' erect penis.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-15-2009, 06:13 PM	#4
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	When you go on so much on your own computer that you forget to erase the browser history if you happen to log on real quick on a different computer. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

05-15-2009, 08:07 PM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You fucker! I almost choked! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-16-2009, 10:25 AM	#12
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	...when you go to answer the phone with 'Hi PerviPete here...' __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-15-2009, 04:25 PM	#2
sexfiend Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Boiler Room Posts: 749 Reputation: 31277	When you spend the hole day thinking about how many spammers you will catch tonight.

05-15-2009, 07:48 PM	#5
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	When your wife says she's horny and you tell her that you have to finish a post first!

05-16-2009, 07:24 AM	#10
AWDracer Self-exiled Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,017 Reputation: 13270	You know you're a Rapeboard regular when you see members fighting to defend another person because of a comment that was flexible in meaning, but of course, the poster in question ALWAYS has a malicious intention, and therefore, should automatically be attacked.

05-22-2009, 11:03 PM	#13
Flesh4Fantasy Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wandering the Formless Void Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 76205	Danger, Danger, Danger I was on another board I hang out on... It has nothing to do with sex in any way... I often look to see where members and guests are on the board... The feature is called "Who's Online" So I look and see two members I talk to regularly and they are viewing "Who's Online" I could not stop myself from making a new thread about peeping... Now I have to keep it all going, but very carefully as a joke... P.S.: It is much more fun peeping at all of you here... Sometimes I'm even invited in...

05-25-2009, 07:18 AM	#14
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	.....when you see a sign outside an office like BILL JONES THERAPIST and you think they forgot the space between the last two words. .....when you see an ad for the film PLANET OF THE APES, stare at it, and then feel let down when you realize what it actually says. .....when you hear that a co-worker you've fantasized about dozens of times is pregnant, and for a moment you wonder if it was you. .....when you see a sign outside a hairdressers advertising PERMS and you have an impulse to move the S to the beginning. __________________ Coito ergo sum

05-29-2009, 10:20 PM	#16
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	You're a stalker? How exciting! Seriously that is tooo funny. I think we take certain things for granted on this board that freak everyone else in the world. You know you're an RB regular when you see a white van with "BDS Metalworks" on the side and people in the car with you wonder why you're laughing. And you can't tell them. And you wonder if they are selling shackles. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

05-30-2009, 04:50 AM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You know you're a Rapeboard regular when you have a dream that you got neg-repped down to 150 points, and when you wake up you have to log in and check.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.