How many... - Rape Board

pervipete · 05-20-2009, 04:14 PM

...forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Answer.....
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
10 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
5 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
1 to move it to the Lighting section.
3 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
3 to flame the spell checkers.
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
12 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.
13 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
9 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
5 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
11 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Total .. 177

trina-crys · 05-20-2009, 04:27 PM

LMAO! is awesome!

FuckingRotter · 05-20-2009, 04:58 PM

Isn't this humour and therefore shouldn't it be in idle talk?

pervipete · 05-20-2009, 05:55 PM

Your right [blush]

Hey, whichever mod strays here, can you please move this for me..merci..

Becka · 05-20-2009, 06:12 PM

I'll bite...

Thread moved and the point of the thread proven...

Scotty23 · 05-20-2009, 06:17 PM

Nice thread

fival · 05-27-2009, 08:27 AM

haha very funny lol sounds like somthing that would happen on a few automotive threads i belong to lol

05-20-2009, 04:14 PM	#1
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	How many... ...forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Answer..... 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 10 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 5 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 1 to move it to the Lighting section. 3 to argue then move it to the Electricals section. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 3 to flame the spell checkers. 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 12 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum. 13 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 9 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 5 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 11 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Total .. 177 __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-20-2009, 04:27 PM	#2
trina-crys Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 364 Reputation: 23111	LMAO! is awesome! __________________ Mother Can you keep them in the dark for life Can you hide them from the waiting world Oh mother Father Gonna take you daughter out tonight Gonna show her my world Oh father Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what its like Till your bleeding

05-20-2009, 04:58 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Isn't this humour and therefore shouldn't it be in idle talk? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-20-2009, 05:55 PM	#4
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Your right [blush] Hey, whichever mod strays here, can you please move this for me..merci.. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-20-2009, 06:12 PM	#5
Becka Immodest Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,407 Reputation: 36018	I'll bite... Thread moved and the point of the thread proven... __________________ Vital Board Info Hey, where am I going? And why am I in this hand basket? Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

05-20-2009, 06:17 PM	#6
Scotty23 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 76 Reputation: 8922	Nice thread __________________ I smoke, I drink.. And I drive Want a chat? Send me a PM!

05-27-2009, 08:27 AM	#7
fival Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: killifornia Posts: 678 Reputation: 12056	haha very funny lol sounds like somthing that would happen on a few automotive threads i belong to lol __________________ a women looking in the mirror says to her husband "give me compliment i think i look fat and ugly" the husband replys "your vision is perfect"