Sick Jokes (very Very Offensive) Be Warned

[AWDracer]

Originally Posted by Noir

I'm nearly blonde so watch you mouth!

Lol? I said.. Blonde jokes are not any less offensive or ignorant... meaning.. blonde jokes are NOT more acceptable than any other kind of a joke. Yet who the fuck cares about something like that?

Besides, I like blondes.

[FinalKey]

Originally Posted by AWDracer

Honestly, we get the point. You're black, you hate black jokes etc etc. There are jokes out here that people could basically throw out here about my race (being asian) and I could fucking careless if they threw it in here as long as it stays a joke and not a principle of that person. I think you could safely assume that the average person will likely do something about it if another minority was ACTUALLY being attacked. We have been better conditioned now as humans.

If you hate it so much, you should just leave the thread. Everyone here is making a joke. Or even if they aren't making a joke, they don't have the balls to say it in real life (God forbid those who do have the balls), so relax.

Chitown and you have been the only two people causing this much of a hassle in a thread which is PURPOSELY LABELLED "VERY OFFENSIVE". :rollseyes:

Relax? Really? Relax?

Its not the point about being black, it's the point of being pissed off someone would be dumb enough to make fucking comments of that nature. I'd be white/asian/mexican and still be fucking angry about a lot of this shit in this thread.

[FinalKey]

Here's my problem. If you're making these jokes you're having these thoughts/hatred against whomever, not getting into this shit but I'll just say this to the idiots making racist comments(did have jokes there but I made the dumb mistake of calling ignorance a joke), you're....something.

I can admit. I never ever expected to see this shit on RB even in the RR. It's really fucked up. I'll leave it at that. A lot of peps in here lost the bit of respect I had for them.

[FinalKey]

There's a difference between humor and what's going on in this thread. No way at all to justify it. But at least I'm getting a look at people's true colors.

[FinalKey]

Never said I was superior Noir, the difference is this...if you can't say a 'joke' in public without getting a dirty look or worse, a bullet in the ass, then it's safe to say that 'joke' wasn't funny nor should have left the haven of your mouth.

[FinalKey]

How would you know how I'm acting? I'm just being good ol FK.

Bullet in the ass comment was made because there's a lot of people who carry guns. People are getting shot now a days for looking at someone's girl or car funny, I should have said that 'If you know you can't make a joke in public without being fear of being shot for having said the joke then why say it?'.

[FinalKey]

Ah didn't notice you lived in Europe then my examples have flown over your head. Don't know how it is over there but I know first hand how it is over here. And the truth is you wouldn't be able to say that shit without suffering consequences and repercussions.

[ChiTownHoney]

Originally Posted by FinalKey

Never said I was superior Noir, the difference is this...if you can't say a 'joke' in public without getting a dirty look or worse, a bullet in the ass, then it's safe to say that 'joke' wasn't funny nor should have left the haven of your mouth.

This is very true.

I decided to let things be how they are. Let people be how they are. Cant change any of that.

My boss tells black jokes to black people, he makes fun of woman when they are around. he tells people off. I've witnessed him do all of this. A black man once came in and started complaining about how this girls dad he was with was an ass because she was white and didnt want his daughter to date a black man. My boss looked him dead in the eye and said, "so? I wouldnt let my daughter date a black man" Thats his character. Thats his attitude. But you know what, he's got some gigantic balls. He doesnt come to a damn forum where he is completely anonymous so he can make fun of black people, and pass them off as "jokes".

Think about it. If you were in the company of all sorts of people and someone told a REALLY disgusting and grotesque joke (Like the ones you see in this thread). Would you laugh?

I dont give a damn about the thread title. If there was a big building on your street labeled "Warning: Skinhead and colored haters convention, very offensive shit going on in here." What would you do? Do you think the black people wouldnt be justified in calling the authorities to see what was going on or going inside to see what was going on? Do you think they should be offended when the people inside proceed to call them racial slurs?

Nothing on this board is off limits to me.

I agree 100% with Finalkey as he is a good man, unlike some of you. Word to the wise. Try telling the joke you just told on here to the people you work with. See their reactions. If you realize that they think that you are a bad person, they are probably right.

Again....if I wanted to see offensive jokes, I would look them up. I dont expect them to be on a board that I go to regularly and enjoy going to. No thread should be off limits to any member.

This is the last I'm going to comment about this.

[Mugga123]

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

This is very true.

I decided to let things be how they are. Let people be how they are. Cant change any of that.

My boss tells black jokes to black people, he makes fun of woman when they are around. he tells people off. I've witnessed him do all of this. A black man once came in and started complaining about how this girls dad he was with was an ass because she was white and didnt want his daughter to date a black man. My boss looked him dead in the eye and said, "so? I wouldnt let my daughter date a black man" Thats his character. Thats his attitude. But you know what, he's got some gigantic balls. He doesnt come to a damn forum where he is completely anonymous so he can make fun of black people, and pass them off as "jokes".

Think about it. If you were in the company of all sorts of people and someone told a REALLY disgusting and grotesque joke (Like the ones you see in this thread). Would you laugh?

I dont give a damn about the thread title. If there was a big building on your street labeled "Warning: Skinhead and colored haters convention, very offensive shit going on in here." What would you do? Do you think the black people wouldnt be justified in calling the authorities to see what was going on or going inside to see what was going on? Do you think they should be offended when the people inside proceed to call them racial slurs?

Nothing on this board is off limits to me.

I agree 100% with Finalkey as he is a good man, unlike some of you. Word to the wise. Try telling the joke you just told on here to the people you work with. See their reactions. If you realize that they think that you are a bad person, they are probably right.

Again....if I wanted to see offensive jokes, I would look them up. I dont expect them to be on a board that I go to regularly and enjoy going to. No thread should be off limits to any member.

This is the last I'm going to comment about this.

I already do, all the time none the less, and none of them get offended by them, but I always make sure that it won't offend them. Hence the title name.

[Mugga123]

Originally Posted by FinalKey

Fuck you.

Fuck you right back.

[Mugga123]

As a reminder to everyone, this jokes are made to be offensive and sick, that's where the humor in them comes from. If the moderators feel this is unacceptable then they can lock it, otherwise you are coming into here with your own will. I gave all of you warning that you would be offended in one joke or another.

[Fibonacci]

This debate is absolutely strange for me. How can be anyone offended by a joke? Well, I could understand that, if it is like discrimination - lets say a group of man constantly saying jokes about women in front of one women in collective. But not here ... it is not against anybody, you were warned at the beginning and there is a lot of people who enjoy them greatly. Me among them

And one great one-liner (hope I can translate it from Czech):

I am scrambling with a needle in my ear and suddenly ... MONO

[Fibonacci]

Originally Posted by Noir

You just became a bad person in the eyes of some people on this board.

Well, I am usually loved
But nobody can be ideal

[Fibonacci]

Originally Posted by Noir

Lies!

Your true colours are revealed by thinking the jokes in this thread are funny so you can't be usually loved!

Just to sum it up what kind of feedback few users have given in this thread.

OK then, some more bullets for them

What are the three nicest holes on woman body?
When you take out a dunk-fork out of her.


Btw. this joke said my father to me when I introduced my first girlfriend to him.
Well, he was a little drunk
Nice family, isn't it

[Lemarchand]

I remember fondly the time I was fucking my new girlfriend on the couch in front of the TV.
For a moment she suddenly paused riding my cock and looked into my eyes.
As I looked back I saw the inquisitive look upon her face highlighted by the glow of the screen...and then she asked me.
"Don't you think it's a bit presumptuous to think that I would fuck on a first date?"
I looked back at her and responded...
"Don't you think presumptuous is kind of a big word for an ****** year old?"

[sindyloo]

So anyway there was this Blonde....oh wait what if someone gets offended awww fuck em if they do! (just wont let anyone now I am blonde)

She is driving by this field and sees another blonde in a boat rowing away!
She slams on the brakes jumps out and starts yelling at the other Blonde!!

"HEY...you dumbass thats how Blonde jokes get started! Why if I could SWIM I would come out there and kick your ASS!!!"

[AWDracer]

ChiTown and FinalKey are basically arguing for the sake of arguing. They have been advocating that "no threads should be forbidden to us" - none of them were forbidden to them, it's just that Mugga gave lots of warnings that the jokes ahead were going to be offensive. Then they [CTH and FK] voluntarily go into the thread and complain they were offended.

This is no different than purposely spilling hot coffee on themselves and trying to sue the company for producing hot coffee.

Let's look at this into a bigger picture - as shown by their "holier than thou" attitude, they must be fucking saints right? But they have yet to make an impact in terms of improvement of the world. Bitching on a forum doesn't count, you lazy bums.

If you're this tied up over a joke, you two are clearly not ready for society has to offer. It takes a woman who loves a man who DOES IT HIS WAY AND ONLY HIS WAY (ring any bells CTH?). If you're this bugged about your jokes from your boss, why did you not speak up to him about it? Or did you tolerate it?

Society has FAR WORSE things going on. What about the Russian and Georgian conflict? Surely there will be racism there. What about Israel and Palestine? What about the Chinese and Tibetians? The fact remains that you two don't give a shit about what goes on about racism - so unless you do something to DIRECTLY improve the world especially with your "holier than thou" attitude, we don't have to listen to your complaints on a joke thread. Nuff said.

[redbaron]

Originally Posted by FinalKey

Here's my problem. If you're making these jokes you're having these thoughts/hatred against whomever, not getting into this shit but I'll just say this to the idiots making racist comments(did have jokes there but I made the dumb mistake of calling ignorance a joke), you're....something.

I believe this is a false assumption. In my country my race (perhaps sub-race) is known to act extremely stupid sometimes. Concerning most of the jokes I read here about stupidity, we have much worse ones about my race (which I'm planning to write some of them tomorrow). In any case I'm not offended about them, and surprisingly members of my race loves to share such jokes. And I don't think we have some kind of hatred to ourselves.

This is about self-confidence and sense of humor. Being that our race is very competent in our country and have very important roles in the society, we do not need to feel humiliated with some jokes.

But for the starters;

What does a blonde do when she finally wakes up at morning?


She takes a shower, dresses up and goes back to her home

[AWDracer]

Originally Posted by Noir

It hasn't been confirmed but hundreds might have already died in Georgia because of the ethnic cleansing that is taking place. Many small villages have been burned down or otherwise emptied. Some people have been dragged out from bombshelters to streets where they were executed immediately. With bandits and soldiers roaming the northern areas of the country it is impossible to say how many women have already been raped and how many of them were murdered afterwards. Some troops have been shooting at civilians which must have resulted in even small children being shot dead. At least the South-Ossetian seperatist movement found a good way to control the situation since they've executed people who have been looting during this crisis and they even announced to be considering some harsher ways to deal with the anarchy like state...

Luckily stuff like this doesn't matter when someone uses the N-word on an internet forum. I'm glad some people at least have such small worries in their lives.

I, unfortunately, cannot take the credit though however, as my conscience prevents me. I don't know the details that well, but only have a general idea. It's not that I'm not interested but that it's happening so far away that it doesn't seem to give me the need to worry about it. If placed in the situation, I think I (and a lot of people too) would know very well how those people involved in the war (on both sides) must feel and do something about it. We live in very civil countries, however, for better or for worse.

[redbaron]

Originally Posted by AWDracer

I, unfortunately, cannot take the credit though however, as my conscience prevents me. I don't know the details that well, but only have a general idea. It's not that I'm not interested but that it's happening so far away that it doesn't seem to give me the need to worry about it. If placed in the situation, I think I (and a lot of people too) would know very well how those people involved in the war (on both sides) must feel and do something about it. We live in very civil countries, however, for better or for worse.

And what about a georgian terrorist group bombs a trade center one of your relatives work in? What about fuel prices increases? What about Russia continues the act and invades other "once SSCB" countries? Do you think a war far away from you does not (or will not) effect you?

It's your decision to do something about it or not. I respect that. But I only wish you to know some of those "civil" countries do provoke wars just to keep your "civil" life continuous. And after sometime It turns back to you.

I'm truly sad about what happened in World Trade Center, because I've seen results of many Terror Attacks in my country and I know the pain, closely. On the other hand Americans finally saw when some people is pissed off, they can harm you even from the other side of the world. Anyway US Government seem to have a false conclusion on that and continues to piss off other cultures to keep their pocket full.

Is it really that hard to live peacefully?