Sick Jokes (very Very Offensive) Be Warned - Page 5 - Rape Board

ezzdx · 07-30-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MARADONA

I see...beh maggiolino is an italian name! eh eh probably they moves to Egypt!

No we name it be the same meaning but not by the same word,we call it Khonfesa " خنفساء".

MARADONA · 07-30-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezzdx

No we name it be the same meaning but not by the same word,we call it Khonfesa " خنفساء".

ah ok!

dashrendar44 · 07-30-2008, 09:50 PM

sindy got the joke wrong...i think its

how many jews can you fit in a VW?

4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray

not too great a joke as one can tell...

sindyloo · 07-30-2008, 09:59 PM

Thanks for doing it right dash! as we know I suck at jokes except of course when I post!

Ydobon · 07-31-2008, 05:00 AM

jokes of that kind are quite popular here in Germany. of course they are not political correct, but considering the title of this thread...

if someone makes jokes about jews being killed by the nazis you just make a very ernest face and tell them you do not think this being funny: your own grandfather died in an concentration camp...

... he was drunk and fell from the watch tower...

sindyloo · 07-31-2008, 01:16 PM

OMFG!!! One liners are the BEST!! thanks sooo much for the big laugh, LOVED it!!

older and wiser · 07-31-2008, 04:18 PM

sickest one I ever heard is a very old one and I think would be lost on most people esp anyone not from the UK

What was the difference between Sarah Harper and Ben Hardwick?

Ben Hardwick died a virgin

if you are wanting to know, Sarah Harper was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a paedo when she was about 10. Ben Hardwick was a little boy about 6 years old who had a liver transplant at about 6, but still died

older and wiser · 07-31-2008, 04:19 PM

Why did God give women a vagina

So men would talk to them

older and wiser · 07-31-2008, 04:20 PM

almost got sacked at work for telling that to a female supervisor, and using the c word in place of vagina!!!!!

Oh, when you are young and foolish

RapeDaddy78 · 07-31-2008, 04:56 PM

Whats the diffrents between a blonde and redhead

A redhead has fire in bed a blonde is jsut easy

[m[o_o]m] · 08-02-2008, 05:39 PM

whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?
Einstiens penis.

[m[o_o]m] · 08-02-2008, 05:49 PM

haaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO

Ydobon · 08-03-2008, 04:27 PM

one who caused me to be kicked off another board (no rape board though...), but I think YOU will like it...

(sorry for rough translation, heard it in german first):

a sailor comes from his ship and goes straight into the next whorehouse. the girl asks him what he wants and he tells her he was two months at sea and needs a blowjob at once. she takes his dick in her mouth and starts sucking and licking, but no matter how hard she tries, nothing happens! after some 20 minutes she asks him: does your dick never hardens?? and he replies: who said he is to get hard? I just want him to be cleaned!

Noir · 08-03-2008, 04:35 PM

How the hell can that get you kicked?

Ydobon · 08-03-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Noir

How the hell can that get you kicked?

well, it was not an adult board... some of the girls thought it not appropriate, and they really banned me shortly after that... not that it was a great loss though...

why do they hold newly born babies and hit them on the back??
because the cock falls off from the dumb ones...

sindyloo · 08-03-2008, 06:58 PM

Hey?? If they dont have cocks that would make them? What huh...just dont get it??

Biggest joke ever was woman...why? Because she was taken from adams side and many years later is still a Huge pain in mens sides!

Ydobon · 08-04-2008, 01:13 AM

heard about that texan millionaire who wanted to impress all his neighbors and so invited them all to his new built ranch? there were quite a lot of them, all wearing huge hats and smoking big cigars, and all of them were white - except one black man.
then t millionaire he shows his guests his large swimming pool - and inside it his new pet, a twenty foot crocodile.
"if one of you dares to jump into the pool I'll give him 1 million dollars!!" says the millionaire.
in that moment all hear a loud splash, and when they look they see the black man inside the pool. the crocodile attacks, all you see is water splatter all around, you see the mouth of the crocodile wide open, then the black man fighting with the beast as hell... finally the water becomes quiet again: the crocodile drifts upside down in the water, and the black man climbs out of the pool, exhausted from the battle.
the millionaire congratulates him and says, "well, that was incredible! I think I owe you a million dollars!"
but he replies: "I do not want your money. all I want is the name of the guy who pushed me!"

FinalKey · 08-11-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir

When a nigger and a gypsie are thrown down from the roof of a tall building, which one of them hits the ground first?

- Who the fuck cares?

Fuck you.

AWDracer · 08-13-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FinalKey

Fuck you.

Honestly, we get the point. You're black, you hate black jokes etc etc. There are jokes out here that people could basically throw out here about my race (being asian) and I could fucking careless if they threw it in here as long as it stays a joke and not a principle of that person. I think you could safely assume that the average person will likely do something about it if another minority was ACTUALLY being attacked. We have been better conditioned now as humans.

If you hate it so much, you should just leave the thread. Everyone here is making a joke. Or even if they aren't making a joke, they don't have the balls to say it in real life (God forbid those who do have the balls), so relax.

Chitown and you have been the only two people causing this much of a hassle in a thread which is PURPOSELY LABELLED "VERY OFFENSIVE". :rollseyes:

AWDracer · 08-13-2008, 04:27 PM

Another thing is, I'm getting tired of people who complain about human rights violations IN A THREAD WHERE IT SAYS "VERY VERY OFFENSIVE, BE WARNED". If you're THIS concerned about racism and such, why don't you guys go out and do something about it rather than bitch at people on a forum who actually mean no harm. It doesn't fucking make sense.

I don't condone racism and would do everything in my power to do something if thrown in the situation but I mean come on, this is a little bit silly. These are JOKES. "Blonde jokes" are not any less offensive or ignorant.

07-30-2008, 09:50 PM	#83
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07-30-2008, 09:59 PM	#84
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Thanks for doing it right dash! as we know I suck at jokes except of course when I post!

07-31-2008, 05:00 AM	#85
Ydobon Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14 Reputation: 90	jokes of that kind are quite popular here in Germany. of course they are not political correct, but considering the title of this thread... if someone makes jokes about jews being killed by the nazis you just make a very ernest face and tell them you do not think this being funny: your own grandfather died in an concentration camp... ... he was drunk and fell from the watch tower...

07-31-2008, 01:16 PM	#86
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	OMFG!!! One liners are the BEST!! thanks sooo much for the big laugh, LOVED it!!

07-31-2008, 04:18 PM	#87
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	sickest one I ever heard is a very old one and I think would be lost on most people esp anyone not from the UK What was the difference between Sarah Harper and Ben Hardwick? Ben Hardwick died a virgin if you are wanting to know, Sarah Harper was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a paedo when she was about 10. Ben Hardwick was a little boy about 6 years old who had a liver transplant at about 6, but still died

07-31-2008, 04:19 PM	#88
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	Why did God give women a vagina So men would talk to them

07-31-2008, 04:20 PM	#89
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	almost got sacked at work for telling that to a female supervisor, and using the c word in place of vagina!!!!! Oh, when you are young and foolish

07-31-2008, 04:56 PM	#90
RapeDaddy78 Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 62 Reputation: 32	Whats the diffrents between a blonde and redhead A redhead has fire in bed a blonde is jsut easy

08-02-2008, 05:39 PM	#91
[m[o_o]m] Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 215 Reputation: 2744	whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth? Einstiens penis.

08-02-2008, 05:49 PM	#92
[m[o_o]m] Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 215 Reputation: 2744	haaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO

08-03-2008, 04:27 PM	#93
Ydobon Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14 Reputation: 90	one who caused me to be kicked off another board (no rape board though...), but I think YOU will like it... (sorry for rough translation, heard it in german first): a sailor comes from his ship and goes straight into the next whorehouse. the girl asks him what he wants and he tells her he was two months at sea and needs a blowjob at once. she takes his dick in her mouth and starts sucking and licking, but no matter how hard she tries, nothing happens! after some 20 minutes she asks him: does your dick never hardens?? and he replies: who said he is to get hard? I just want him to be cleaned!

08-03-2008, 04:35 PM	#94
Noir Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 385 Reputation: 5459	How the hell can that get you kicked?

08-03-2008, 06:58 PM	#96
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hey?? If they dont have cocks that would make them? What huh...just dont get it?? Biggest joke ever was woman...why? Because she was taken from adams side and many years later is still a Huge pain in mens sides!

08-04-2008, 01:13 AM	#97
Ydobon Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14 Reputation: 90	heard about that texan millionaire who wanted to impress all his neighbors and so invited them all to his new built ranch? there were quite a lot of them, all wearing huge hats and smoking big cigars, and all of them were white - except one black man. then t millionaire he shows his guests his large swimming pool - and inside it his new pet, a twenty foot crocodile. "if one of you dares to jump into the pool I'll give him 1 million dollars!!" says the millionaire. in that moment all hear a loud splash, and when they look they see the black man inside the pool. the crocodile attacks, all you see is water splatter all around, you see the mouth of the crocodile wide open, then the black man fighting with the beast as hell... finally the water becomes quiet again: the crocodile drifts upside down in the water, and the black man climbs out of the pool, exhausted from the battle. the millionaire congratulates him and says, "well, that was incredible! I think I owe you a million dollars!" but he replies: "I do not want your money. all I want is the name of the guy who pushed me!"

08-13-2008, 04:27 PM	#100
AWDracer Self-exiled Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,017 Reputation: 13270	Another thing is, I'm getting tired of people who complain about human rights violations IN A THREAD WHERE IT SAYS "VERY VERY OFFENSIVE, BE WARNED". If you're THIS concerned about racism and such, why don't you guys go out and do something about it rather than bitch at people on a forum who actually mean no harm. It doesn't fucking make sense. I don't condone racism and would do everything in my power to do something if thrown in the situation but I mean come on, this is a little bit silly. These are JOKES. "Blonde jokes" are not any less offensive or ignorant.