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06-27-2006, 01:30 AM | #1 |
Opinionated Bitch
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Best Lines From Porn/Erotic Fiction
Have any lines from Porn or Erotic fiction made you laugh?
Please let us know! I love Harlequin Romances as they try to use "clean words" to describe sex, for instance: He held her tight, his manhood stirring. Then he lost all control and ripped off her panties and plunged himself deep within her."
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Half the harm that is done in this world Is due to people who want to feel important They don't mean to do h arm But the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle To think well of themselves. T. S. Eliot |
06-27-2006, 04:19 PM | #2 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
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I wish I still had all my mother's bodic rippers, they led me down this tarnished path to the present company, there must have been a few gems among them.
As a writer of sorts, it gets increasingly difficult not to keep repeating yourself, because although sex is different with everyone you are privilaged to experience it, words utterly inadequate to discribe the warm, tingling rush and tranquil, surfiet moments that follow. grateful Grm |
06-27-2006, 05:15 PM | #3 |
W.I.R. and Marshal
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Way out West!!!!
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A lot of the attempts at dialogue make me laugh.
Here's are one from a book I just read: "Ohh!" Lara cried softly. "Oh, Magnus!" she cried louder. "Oh! Oh!" Another one from the same book is: "Faerie witch! Faerie witch! How I adore you!" he howled loudly Yet one more brilliant line: "Faerie woman, you have unmanned me," Magnus groaned low.
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06-27-2006, 05:39 PM | #4 |
UnWanted Trick Baby
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Memorable Quotes from
Echter Hausfrauenfreund, Ein (1975) Peter Hamm as Albert Hoover: I'm sorry, I've had it. Why don't you check with Dial-A-Rape, Miss Piggy? The Lord: I feel just as horny as a Brahms symphony! |
06-27-2006, 05:59 PM | #5 |
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Location: UK
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best line from The Tower 2 "I'm sorry, I've just cum in your wife's ass".
lol!!
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06-27-2006, 06:06 PM | #6 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple, love is painful. |
06-27-2006, 06:49 PM | #7 |
ODD MOD !
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from a book i read a long time ago......
"Sex is dead. Money is the sex of our times"
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