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analeyes · 11-07-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lysyn

At least the blood would match the red soles of my new lou's. I can't imagine I'd be wearing them though. And I am just not hip-wader kinda girl.

Would that also match those sexy red lips of yours too

lysyn · 11-07-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by analeyes

Would that also match those sexy red lips of yours too

It was YOU outside my window when I got ready today! Damn dogs are really letting me down.

analeyes · 11-07-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lysyn

It was YOU outside my window when I got ready today! Damn dogs are really letting me down.

You looked mighty tasty in between changing

Mr. Wiggles · 11-07-2011, 05:15 PM

I fully expect any..uhhh.. residue that you two leave behind to be cleaned up off of my asteroid

lysyn · 11-07-2011, 11:14 PM

Astroids are self cleaning. I fully expect to be a pile of ash.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-07-2011, 11:24 PM

Well then , my dear, splain to me how something can be self cleaning and still have ash on it.
And wouldnt that be ASHES?? ASH would signify ONE tiny particle.. kind of like pixie and dixie.. one of them was a meece but together they were meeces.

lysyn · 11-07-2011, 11:45 PM

Astroids are typically made up of debris. A few more ashes would hardly be distinguishable from the rest of the rubble.
And no. You can use ash to signify a plural when using it in a mass noun form. takn from Oxford Dictionary of English:
Ash -n 1.[mass noun]( also ashes ) The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

You are welcome for todays grammer lesson.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-08-2011, 12:10 AM

Well sheeeeet..if you're gonna get all educational about it..you just took all the fun out of my astroid

lysyn · 11-08-2011, 01:31 AM

Sorry. Kneejerk reaction to being called stupid. I know you didnt say I was i just have issues stemming from a past abusive relationship. I didnt mean to ruin all the fun of your apocolyptic rock. Blow job?

Mr. Wiggles · 11-08-2011, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lysyn

Sorry. Kneejerk reaction to being called stupid. I know you didnt say I was i just have issues stemming from a past abusive relationship. I didnt mean to ruin all the fun of your apocolyptic rock. Blow job?

I truly hope you werent offended.. wasnt how I meant anything..

I'll take you up on the blow job offer.. but only if you allow me to reciprocate

lysyn · 11-08-2011, 01:58 AM

Nah Its all good.

ohhh deal.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-09-2011, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lysyn

Nah Its all good.

ohhh deal.

I'm so sad

I watched this thing pass us by with a telescope and at the appointed hour I stripped naked.. smeared my body with the secrections of 1000 slime oozing fungal slugs just as directed in my visions from the intergalactic 'fuck anyone federation' and not ONE silver skinned 5 breasted Asterodian woman came to see me

somedude · 11-09-2011, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Wiggles

I'm so sad

I watched this thing pass us by with a telescope and at the appointed hour I stripped naked.. smeared my body with the secrections of 1000 slime oozing fungal slugs just as directed in my visions from the intergalactic 'fuck anyone federation' and not ONE silver skinned 5 breasted Asterodian woman came to see me

Thus the dangers of Scientology...

Mr. Wiggles · 11-09-2011, 01:54 AM

Scientology???? Oh no ,my friend.. you obviously have the practice of "self induced fantasy indulgence" which is what *I* practice.. confused with Tom Cruise and his band of 'we are just totally fucking retarded' losers.

somedude · 11-09-2011, 01:59 AM

I get both those and Mormonism confused!

Mr. Wiggles · 11-09-2011, 02:01 AM

Its easy to tell the difference between me and my people and both of those others.. we flaunt our erections.. we dont make up storys to deny that they exsist.

lysyn · 11-09-2011, 02:05 AM

I am awaiting pictures of said flaunted erections.

I was too busy being fucked when it went through our area to even give a rats ass.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-09-2011, 02:23 AM

Oh yeah?? Well.. just wait until next time.. I'll be the swimming in green triple nippled alien women boobs..

Gawd..I hope thats more enjoyable than it sounds

lysyn · 11-09-2011, 04:30 AM

For your sake I hope so too.

Wait so no nudes? Damn.

CockTheRipper · 06-09-2012, 06:02 AM

See I'm so dumb, I even miss something like an asteroid heading for Earth until well after the event...
...oh well back to the rapage...

11-09-2011, 01:59 AM	#35
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I get both those and Mormonism confused! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

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11-07-2011, 05:15 PM	#24
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	I fully expect any..uhhh.. residue that you two leave behind to be cleaned up off of my asteroid

11-07-2011, 11:14 PM	#25
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Astroids are self cleaning. I fully expect to be a pile of ash.

11-07-2011, 11:24 PM	#26
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Well then , my dear, splain to me how something can be self cleaning and still have ash on it. And wouldnt that be ASHES?? ASH would signify ONE tiny particle.. kind of like pixie and dixie.. one of them was a meece but together they were meeces.

11-07-2011, 11:45 PM	#27
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Astroids are typically made up of debris. A few more ashes would hardly be distinguishable from the rest of the rubble. And no. You can use ash to signify a plural when using it in a mass noun form. takn from Oxford Dictionary of English: Ash -n 1.[mass noun]( also ashes ) The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance. You are welcome for todays grammer lesson.

11-08-2011, 12:10 AM	#28
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Well sheeeeet..if you're gonna get all educational about it..you just took all the fun out of my astroid

11-08-2011, 01:31 AM	#29
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Sorry. Kneejerk reaction to being called stupid. I know you didnt say I was i just have issues stemming from a past abusive relationship. I didnt mean to ruin all the fun of your apocolyptic rock. Blow job?

11-08-2011, 01:58 AM	#31
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Nah Its all good. ohhh deal.

11-09-2011, 01:54 AM	#34
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Scientology???? Oh no ,my friend.. you obviously have the practice of "self induced fantasy indulgence" which is what I practice.. confused with Tom Cruise and his band of 'we are just totally fucking retarded' losers.

11-09-2011, 02:01 AM	#36
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Its easy to tell the difference between me and my people and both of those others.. we flaunt our erections.. we dont make up storys to deny that they exsist.

11-09-2011, 02:05 AM	#37
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I am awaiting pictures of said flaunted erections. I was too busy being fucked when it went through our area to even give a rats ass.

11-09-2011, 02:23 AM	#38
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Oh yeah?? Well.. just wait until next time.. I'll be the swimming in green triple nippled alien women boobs.. Gawd..I hope thats more enjoyable than it sounds

11-09-2011, 04:30 AM	#39
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	For your sake I hope so too. Wait so no nudes? Damn.

06-09-2012, 06:02 AM	#40
CockTheRipper Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Buckinghamshire, England Posts: 138 Reputation: 4681	See I'm so dumb, I even miss something like an asteroid heading for Earth until well after the event... ...oh well back to the rapage...