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Old 07-16-2014, 12:22 PM   #1
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Maybe there's a place for this here, but if it doesn't work then whatevs. It could potentially be too broad.

Starting this for whenever a conundrum presents itself. I decided the rowdy room was better than general nonsense because I'd assume that the more impartial the advice the better.

I'll start. I know you're shocked.

I could either get laid this evening, OR build this bench thing I've been meaning to (while day drinking, of course) and in turn feel like an accomplished badass. I'm a bit sexually frustrated so under certain circumstances this should be a no brainer however the sex involves no attachment and will likely be mediocre so it's probable I'll be just as sexually frustrated after.

So which is better: mediocre sex (sans orgasm), or general badassery.
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Old 07-16-2014, 01:40 PM   #2
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Wise man say, sex without orgasm is like fortune cookie with no fortune!

So build that bench and then find someone to tie you to it!
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It might be just me that thinks like this but....

If you fuck the guy right he'll build this bench for you. Thats kind of badass too

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Incorporate a dildo in to the bench, then you need never inflict your drunken sexual frustration on the world again.
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She doubts his ability to fuck her right. Would you sit on the bench if he built it?

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That was amusing. Legitimately.



I told him I had to play with my new circular saw and I think he peed himself.
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Circular saw = Man toy...

Build the bench together...approach a zen-like state and it will seem like mediocre sex. Win-win.
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No way I would have sex with a woman holding a circular saw. I would sit on the bench and wait that one out.
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Build the bench together...approach a zen-like state and it will seem like mediocre sex. Win-win.
I don't get the impression he's handy. I'll have to look more closely at his hands.
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I'm with you SL on this one. Men certainly do like their toys - anything which makes the activity more fun

Besides who cares how long it takes? Both of you scantily clad, working up a sweat and enjoying ice cold drinks - think of it as foreplay and make sure to take those "needed" breaks as well
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It's a bench for potting. Not for sitting. Shut up FR.

In all seriousness. I think I'm ovulating as I'm extra frustrated today. Damn it.
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In all seriousness. I think I'm ovulating as I'm extra frustrated today. Damn it.
Thank goodness you're ovulating - otherwise it could be worse... during menstruation you'd be thinking of cutting up the boyfriend with the circular saw

**j/k... too soon? **
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Build the bench, put some batteries in the vibrator and go from there. Otherwise you're likely to hurt that guy.

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I have had pizza that wasn't worth the effort. That is not the case with sex.
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