Is it rape if only 5 inches?????? - Page 2 - Rape Board

stevoj · 05-02-2006, 02:22 PM

I've just gotten a very disturbing mental pic in my head of all the guys here,sitting in their homes,furiously masterbating to get their dicks hard and quickly grabbing a ruler to measure it before it softens again,

quite a scary thought.but not me of course

Noname · 05-02-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HN1

It's actually true. Check with a health website. People measure wrong usually - thus getting a longer length than their actual length. Brek may actually have measured his properly.

"Yeah sure I have a nine inch dick, see?" *presses ruler painfully down to the point where he risks impotence to get to the nine inch mark*

somedude · 05-02-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Priam

Besides, it's not the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean.

Does anyone else think this kind of statement is right up there with the old "beauty is on the inside" line?

Emily Johnson · 05-02-2006, 10:00 PM

So why havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t we heard the guys in this post bragging about how large theirs are? Could it be they arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t any larger?

And itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not the meat itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the motion baby!

As long as you can get it up I'm happy!

Oh, and Brek's also got a ten minute refractory period. How many of you guys can beat that without Viagra or some other chemical?

somedude · 05-02-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

So why havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t we heard the guys in this post bragging about how large theirs are? Could it be they arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t any larger?

And itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not the meat itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the motion baby!

As long as you can get it up I'm happy!

Oh, and Brek's also got a ten minute refractory period. How many of you guys can beat that without Viagra or some other chemical?

Because only guys who are insecure brag about their size. And good for Brek, he can get his pinky sized winky back in the game quick!

Emily Johnson · 05-02-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by somedude

Because only guys who are insecure brag about their size. And good for Brek, he can get his pinky sized winky back in the game quick!

Or maybe only Brek is honest?

mischa · 05-02-2006, 11:21 PM

wow...never thought this would generate interest. so just out of curiosity, are there any big fellas on the board? let yourselves be heard.... and seen????

and brek, i am sooooooooo sorry. i'm fairly new to this, so i didn't think it would get around quite so much.

somedude · 05-03-2006, 12:04 AM

If it's a chance to take a shot at Brek on this board it's gonna generate lots of interest!

05-03-2006, 02:03 AM

Brek has a "ten minute refractory period." On what, the direct force feed mechanism between his ass and his brain?

Noname · 05-03-2006, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

Oh, and Brek's also got a ten minute refractory period. How many of you guys can beat that without Viagra or some other chemical?

Depends, sometimes I've been able to go three times without a break.

Though it depends on if I've been working out lately and getting a good diet.

menace · 05-03-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Emily Johnson

So why havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t we heard the guys in this post bragging about how large theirs are? Could it be they arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t any larger?

And itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not the meat itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the motion baby!

As long as you can get it up I'm happy!

Oh, and Brek's also got a ten minute refractory period. How many of you guys can beat that without Viagra or some other chemical?

Because it's pointless, you could say whatever you wanted and offer pics from the net as proof. Online communication is a great place for lies...

And what is a refractory period? (And I thought I could speak english!

)

somedude · 05-03-2006, 03:58 PM

Emily is saying that Brek can get it up ten minutes after he blows his load. Not really impressive for a twenty year old and doesn't change the fact he has a little Mr. Peepers!

Brek · 05-03-2006, 04:51 PM

It's actually six, and while I don't mind, I'd recommend talking to people before you reveal shit like that

. Further, I'm thicker than average, and in fact studies show that longer penises DON'T increase but in fact decrease pleasure, for "No duh" reasons.

Again, correction, SD: I can be hard IMMEDIATELY. But I cannot begin to build to climax after 10 minutes. And I wonder if you've ever heard of something called a "refractory period", you know, this biological fact that most men can't have sex again productively for hours. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period . Dumbass. I can go upwards of five times without a break.

But, of course, you're phantom voices on the Internet. For all anyone knows (even with the webcam) I'm a 60 year old man in Uzbekistan. Or a serial killer. And the fact that any one of you bothers to even post this shit just means that you've already lost. Really, a response is a luxury. All you're showing is that you don't have a life and can attack people for honesty and full disclosure. Which of course harms the whole community, making it dumbass squared.

What I really love: CleanFun and SomeDude are total pussies on the Rape Club forums, not to mention not being able to argue with a dick (or worth a dick

).. I'd have the slightest respect for at least audacity if you behaved like this where mods actually did something. Since you don't, you're trolls. And even if you have larger cocks than me, that just makes you well-endowed burdens on the gene pool.

Go ahead, all of ya, believe in your masculinity, I'll just continue getting multiple offers for play in person, online and on the phone after a few weeks of membership

.

somedude · 05-03-2006, 05:06 PM

Action aint exactly hard to find on these boards Brek! As for the rest of your long-winded post, it's just so much piss and wind little Brekky!

05-03-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Brek

It's actually six, and while I don't mind, I'd recommend talking to people before you reveal shit like that

. Further, I'm thicker than average, and in fact studies show that longer penises DON'T increase but in fact decrease pleasure, for "No duh" reasons.

Again, correction, SD: I can be hard IMMEDIATELY. But I cannot begin to build to climax after 10 minutes. And I wonder if you've ever heard of something called a "refractory period", you know, this biological fact that most men can't have sex again productively for hours. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period . Dumbass. I can go upwards of five times without a break.

But, of course, you're phantom voices on the Internet. For all anyone knows (even with the webcam) I'm a 60 year old man in Uzbekistan. Or a serial killer. And the fact that any one of you bothers to even post this shit just means that you've already lost. Really, a response is a luxury. All you're showing is that you don't have a life and can attack people for honesty and full disclosure. Which of course harms the whole community, making it dumbass squared.

What I really love: CleanFun and SomeDude are total pussies on the Rape Club forums, not to mention not being able to argue with a dick (or worth a dick

).. I'd have the slightest respect for at least audacity if you behaved like this where mods actually did something. Since you don't, you're trolls. And even if you have larger cocks than me, that just makes you well-endowed burdens on the gene pool.

Go ahead, all of ya, believe in your masculinity, I'll just continue getting multiple offers for play in person, online and on the phone after a few weeks of membership

.

lol @ needing five paragraphs to defend ur teeny weeny

hehehehhehe

05-04-2006, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Brek

What I really love: CleanFun and SomeDude are total pussies on the Rape Club forums, not to mention not being able to argue with a dick (or worth a dick

).. I'd have the slightest respect for at least audacity if you behaved like this where mods actually did something. Since you don't, you're trolls. And even if you have larger cocks than me, that just makes you well-endowed burdens on the gene pool.

LMAO.

Seems I'm being called out by a fuckwit. Oh well, not the first time.

Most of the mods on the other board are friends of mine. You were probably too busy with your own typing to notice that. Or to notice that at least one of the mods has about the same opinion of you that I do. I can say whatever I like. The most I would get would be a PM to knock it off.

But since you want to press the issue, I will now post the exact same comment on the other board that I posted here. I'd give you the link, but GRM wouldn't like that, so I'll just tell you to look on the non-rape board for a thread titled, "Brek and me."

Also, while you can post whatever you like in reply, either here or on the other board, but I will not repsond. You're just not worth it.

05-04-2006, 01:52 AM

i think we should do an ip check on brek and cleanfun

they are either the same person or in love with each other

hehe

menace · 05-04-2006, 03:57 AM

From honestly 5 to honestly 6 inches... Kudos to you Brek!

Emily Johnson · 05-04-2006, 11:06 AM

Really though, there are some things you just don't make fun of. It's just not nice. I've had dates that turned out to be disapointing for various reasons.

One guy was only two inches long, and could not penetrate at all. Another could not get it up.

Did I rub it in their faces or laugh at them? Did I run and tell everyone? Of course not! Such things just arent cool.

Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned, but there are certain things I just don't yap about unless I have to.

Mama always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Sorry for the rant, now lets all just go back to looking at PG's beautiful buns. I could say nice things about those all day!

Maybe SomeDude will post them for us again?

somedude · 05-04-2006, 01:00 PM

By popular request!

05-02-2006, 02:22 PM	#21
stevoj Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: london Posts: 82 Reputation: 74	I've just gotten a very disturbing mental pic in my head of all the guys here,sitting in their homes,furiously masterbating to get their dicks hard and quickly grabbing a ruler to measure it before it softens again,quite a scary thought.but not me of course

05-03-2006, 04:51 PM	#33
Brek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: California Posts: 106 Reputation: 0	It's actually six, and while I don't mind, I'd recommend talking to people before you reveal shit like that . Further, I'm thicker than average, and in fact studies show that longer penises DON'T increase but in fact decrease pleasure, for "No duh" reasons. Again, correction, SD: I can be hard IMMEDIATELY. But I cannot begin to build to climax after 10 minutes. And I wonder if you've ever heard of something called a "refractory period", you know, this biological fact that most men can't have sex again productively for hours. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period . Dumbass. I can go upwards of five times without a break. But, of course, you're phantom voices on the Internet. For all anyone knows (even with the webcam) I'm a 60 year old man in Uzbekistan. Or a serial killer. And the fact that any one of you bothers to even post this shit just means that you've already lost. Really, a response is a luxury. All you're showing is that you don't have a life and can attack people for honesty and full disclosure. Which of course harms the whole community, making it dumbass squared. What I really love: CleanFun and SomeDude are total pussies on the Rape Club forums, not to mention not being able to argue with a dick (or worth a dick ).. I'd have the slightest respect for at least audacity if you behaved like this where mods actually did something. Since you don't, you're trolls. And even if you have larger cocks than me, that just makes you well-endowed burdens on the gene pool. Go ahead, all of ya, believe in your masculinity, I'll just continue getting multiple offers for play in person, online and on the phone after a few weeks of membership . __________________ "The BDSM credo, "safe, sane and consensual," does NOT mean that all scenes have to be about consent fantasies. It means only that all participants should consent to what their scene consists of. And if I want my boyfriend to chase me around the house, fling me on the bed, pull off my clothes and pry my legs open.." - Lorelei Last edited by Brek; 05-03-2006 at 05:00 PM.

05-04-2006, 11:06 AM	#39
Emily Johnson Opinionated Bitch Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Posts: 400 Reputation: 8094	stop already Really though, there are some things you just don't make fun of. It's just not nice. I've had dates that turned out to be disapointing for various reasons. One guy was only two inches long, and could not penetrate at all. Another could not get it up. Did I rub it in their faces or laugh at them? Did I run and tell everyone? Of course not! Such things just arent cool. Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned, but there are certain things I just don't yap about unless I have to. Mama always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Sorry for the rant, now lets all just go back to looking at PG's beautiful buns. I could say nice things about those all day! Maybe SomeDude will post them for us again?

05-02-2006, 10:00 PM	#24
Emily Johnson Opinionated Bitch Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Posts: 400 Reputation: 8094	So why havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t we heard the guys in this post bragging about how large theirs are? Could it be they arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t any larger? And itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not the meat itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the motion baby! As long as you can get it up I'm happy! Oh, and Brek's also got a ten minute refractory period. How many of you guys can beat that without Viagra or some other chemical?

05-02-2006, 11:21 PM	#27
mischa Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 34 Reputation: 16	wow...never thought this would generate interest. so just out of curiosity, are there any big fellas on the board? let yourselves be heard.... and seen???? and brek, i am sooooooooo sorry. i'm fairly new to this, so i didn't think it would get around quite so much.

05-03-2006, 12:04 AM	#28
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	If it's a chance to take a shot at Brek on this board it's gonna generate lots of interest!

05-03-2006, 02:03 AM	#29
cleanfun4all Guest Posts: n/a	Brek has a "ten minute refractory period." On what, the direct force feed mechanism between his ass and his brain?

05-03-2006, 03:58 PM	#32
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Emily is saying that Brek can get it up ten minutes after he blows his load. Not really impressive for a twenty year old and doesn't change the fact he has a little Mr. Peepers!

05-03-2006, 05:06 PM	#34
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Action aint exactly hard to find on these boards Brek! As for the rest of your long-winded post, it's just so much piss and wind little Brekky!

05-04-2006, 01:52 AM	#37
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	i think we should do an ip check on brek and cleanfun they are either the same person or in love with each other hehe

05-04-2006, 03:57 AM	#38
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	From honestly 5 to honestly 6 inches... Kudos to you Brek!