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Old 04-14-2007, 07:20 AM   #1
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{not a poem}
My DICK!
{a small list}



My Dick is so big, it's got an elbow.

My Dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast.

My Dick is so big, it shot Dick Cheney in the face.

My Dick is so big, during the winter chains or snow tires are required to reach the top of it.

My Dick is so big, the soft drinks at 7-11 stores now are available in Gulp, Big Gulp, Super Big Gulp and My Dick.

My Dick is so big, the al-Qaeda once crashed a jet airliner into it.

My Dick is so big, it once had it's own country "The United Peoples Democratic Republic of My Dick".

My Dick is so big, if you cut it in half and count the rings you can tell how old I am.

My Dick is so big, Donald Trump once fired it.

The inside of My Dick contains billions and billions of stars.

My Dick is so big, it has it's own dick and even My Dick's dick is bigger than your dick

My Dick is so big, it once ran into an ice berg and sank.

My Dick is so big, Hobbits throw rings into it.

My Dick is so big, NASA has launched a probe to explore the tip of it.

My Dick is so Big, it was once named Ambassador to China.

My Dick is so big, if it were a girl it would have to shop at Lane Bryant.

My Dick is so big, Ben & Jerry's named it a flavor "Super Nuts Crunch My Dick Chip & Chunk"

My Dick is so big, it's got it's own agent. So have your people contact My Dick's people. Let's have lunch with My Dick.

My Dick is so big, it's right behind you.
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Old 04-14-2007, 07:48 AM   #2
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Well, i guess your dick is just a little bit smaller that the universe, and this only because it has to go into somewhere....
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:19 AM   #3
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Well, I know this is the Idle Talk but ... a poem (no offense to real poems meant) about one of your primary sex characteristics ... please!
Can't you compensate in any other way?
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:23 AM   #4
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This is a bit of an unhealthy obsession if you ask me.... surely all guys aren't like this??
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:34 AM   #5
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Maybe not that excessively obsessed with their members but they all love it!
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What i can say is:
a) poem or not, this thread was a pleasant surprise in a boring saturday morning.
b) obsession or not, a guy's most valuable thing is his dick.I believe that a man without dick will loose desire for everything.Whats a man without his dick? Nothing ladies....
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Old 04-14-2007, 09:14 AM   #7
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This is a bit of an unhealthy obsession if you ask me.... surely all guys aren't like this??
Nope...I believe there was a case or two of some guy living in a cave after total amnesia who wasn't obsessed. Of course, that might merely be an urban legend
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Nope...I believe there was a case or two of some guy living in a cave after total amnesia who wasn't obsessed. Of course, that might merely be an urban legend

has to be, i dont believe that for a second tnc4fun

maybe i should post a limerick on here...

'Ode to my Breasts'
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Old 04-14-2007, 09:40 AM   #9
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has to be, i dont believe that for a second tnc4fun

maybe i should post a limerick on here...

'Ode to my Breasts'
Sure it will all fit on here ?

Actually, in our playing, we have met three guys who could really brag, 9 and avg, 9 and really thick and one 11. Ever hear a woman go from an alto "OHHHH" to a soprano "OOOOOOOOHHHHHH" ?
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Old 04-14-2007, 09:42 AM   #10
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maybe i should post a limerick on here...
'Ode to my Breasts'
Yeah, that would be an idea!
But you find your breasts more interesting than a big dick?
What you'd like for a company in the cold nights, your breasts or a dick (a working one)?
I mean, why dont you write a poem about your favorite uses of a dick?
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Old 04-14-2007, 11:44 AM   #12
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Loved it and what guy isnt obsessed with his own toy! But my favorite part of the poem was this line..........

"Ohh your Dick is soo big It Barely fits in My Garden Shears!!?? SNIP!!
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Loved it and what guy isnt obsessed with his own toy! But my favorite part of the poem was this line..........

"Ohh your Dick is soo big It Barely fits in My Garden Shears!!?? SNIP!!

I think i must have overlooked that line Sindy (POKE)

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....maybe i should post a limerick on here...

'Ode to my Breasts'
**Waiting with much anticipation of excellence for Hellcat's Ode to my Breasts to be followed by her Ode to my Pussy and finishing with her Ode to my Anus** What a trilogy this could be

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For Hellcat just too get your umm attention!?


Oh and YESSS!! I would love too HOde your breasts,even with my own two hands!! YUMMMm


Ohhh come on Wiz I`ll be good as you are older and wiser in the art of lovemaking!! Plus I hear your raping is damn good too!!
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Oh and YESSS!! I would love too HOde your breasts,even with my own two hands!! YUMMMm
You always know how to get my attention Sindy

I looking down on my breasts right now... purely for inspiration you understand
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a) poem or not, this thread was a pleasant surprise in a boring saturday morning.
b) obsession or not, a guy's most valuable thing is his dick.I believe that a man without dick will loose desire for everything.Whats a man without his dick? Nothing ladies....
It was a good thread to find here, it's a bit of a boring morning.

I haven't laughed so hard at a man's dick before. I am usually more circumspect. LOL
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:19 PM   #18
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Oh come on now. It's really only healthy to write poetry about your favorite body parts. In fact we should all do so!

Ode to a Breast

Thou still soft dryad dripping from me
Trembling torturing sweetly within mine grasp
Thou roundest visions of glory
do Permeate My deepest consciousness
All through the night thou soft visage
thou tender peak do still my fiery troubled mind
and enflame my deeper self of every other’s likeness that
I hath left behind.
Untouched to my tenderest caresses
Unfondled and left in loneliness.
Be still my tender breasts
and wait for me to enjoy thy beauteousness



All the talk of odes made me think of Keats XD

by the way, I don't think beauteousness is a word..neither is unfondled now that I think about it...
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DAMN those arent words?? I have been using those in scrabble for years now!! And my point or points(get it) is.........Very nice poem Jezebel!!

BUT?? was that Keats or umm TEATS???????? Sorry about the Pun Hun!?
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Dunno, maybe the homosexuals are a little different…
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