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Old 07-10-2008, 03:15 AM   #1
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What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
Rape victim in my closet

What's the difference between a ferrari and a rape victim?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:31 AM   #2
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I love black humor So feel free to post more.

Well, sometimes I say really sick comments in real life, like

I have to call my grandmother, as she may die anytime now.

You know, I love her, we have great relationship and I call her quite often. I just don't mean it wrong, don't believe I can call it by saying that and it's worth the unbelievable faces all around My good friends know me, so they take it easy and of course I don't say it among complete strangers
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:57 AM   #3
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why did hitler kill himself?
he saw the gas bill

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
pizzas dont scream in the oven

whats faster than a black man stealing a tv?
his brother with the VCR

whats the difference between a black man and a bench?
a bench can support a family of four

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them

just a drop in the bucket of jokes i know
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:44 PM   #4
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Hitler orders the extermination of 100,000 jews and one gerbil. His second in charge asks him "Why the gerbil?" Hitler turns to his best mate and says "Told you no body cares about the jews".

How many Jews can you fit in a car?
100,000. 5 in the seats, the rest in the ash tray.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:45 PM   #5
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I was walking through the forest last night and saw this girl crying. I asked her what was wrong and she told me.... her father and mother were in the car which fell off the cliff and she was all alone in the forest.

I undid my fly and said "It's just not your day now is it".
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What's worse than 100 dead abortions.

The one alive in the middle eating it's way out.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:54 PM   #7
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What's the best thing about an Ethopian blow job?
You know she'll swallow


How do you know your sperm count is too high?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:04 PM   #8
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What do you call a Black prostitute with braces???


"A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker"!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:51 PM   #9
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I was walking through the forest last night and saw this girl crying. I asked her what was wrong and she told me.... her father and mother were in the car which fell off the cliff and she was all alone in the forest.

I undid my fly and said "It's just not your day now is it".
HAHA thats brilliant lol
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Suppose this should be in here

Man 1:"I can have any woman I want"
Man 2:"Yeah How?"
Man 1:"I'm a rapist".
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:20 PM   #11
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What do you do if the dishwasher breaks?

Slap her ass and tell her to get back to work...
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theres one along the lines of something like this...

what degree do blondes usually aim for in college?
90 - bent over the prof's desk
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After the tsunami in Thailand, God rings up Osama Bin Laden and says "Beat that fucker"
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What do you call 100 white people running down a mountain?
An avalanche

What do you call 100 black people running down a mountain?
A landslide

What do you call 100 mexicans running down a mountain?
Immigration.

sry, sry.
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What do you call 100 aboriginal people running down a mountain?

Abolanche
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "show me it's true what they say about black men."
So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed the her over
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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me, give me the drugs" She turns to her boyfriend and says "You did this to me you fucker" He replies casually "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said fuck off it'll be too painful"
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