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Hailo · 02-01-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I have a problem with this man who lives next door.He has a remote control car that every Sunday he drives around at the crack of dawn.I mean me and or my lady are trying to sleep off the alcohol from the night b4.(or just the long work week)And we are woken by this buzzing little car driving all around.It makes me want to grab my bat and go outside.Walk up to it not saying a word and smash it to pieces.

I double dare you

pervipete · 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I have a problem with this man who lives next door.He has a remote control car that every Sunday he drives around at the crack of dawn.I mean me and or my lady are trying to sleep off the alcohol from the night b4.(or just the long work week)And we are woken by this buzzing little car driving all around.It makes me want to grab my bat and go outside.Walk up to it not saying a word and smash it to pieces.

God, don't you just hate people who are out and about like that early on a Sunday morning. I mean how do they do that?

It takes me a couple of hours or so to get my shit together weekends, the only way I can do that is if I get up late and rush around, the adrenaline rush is better than caffeine.

As for his car, get yourself one of those big RC tanks and squash it

gaggirl · 02-01-2009, 05:35 PM

Ive got a problem with CEOS and other ultra high salaried people STILL taking big million dollar bonuses, and businesses handing out big profits to shareholders but cutting low paying jobs to pay for it. a bonus or a profit is a bonus or a reward, not an entitlement (and as if a 500k + salary isnt already enough to live on in hard times)

Ive got a problem with violent men that thinks its okay to brutally and violently murder your best mate in your neighbours driveway or calmly throw your 4 year old off a bridge because you separated from your wife, or shoot a man at a traffic light for some imagined road transgression. I tell men I know about the neighbour, and every man I have told seems to think its reasonable to murder a man who fucks your wife?????? (not that that is what happened its an assumption they all make) I mean WHAT THE FUCK?????

This is now another reason I dont know if I can play in real life with strangers.. they might decide its reasonable to murder me too!!!!!

ive got a problem with malicious backstabbers and control freak bitches.

ive got problem with my leg as well. I strapped on some skates the other day, stupid thing to do I guess, cause it caned.

pervipete · 02-01-2009, 06:04 PM

I know gaggirl there's some proper bastards out there.

Hope the leg feels better latter

fival · 02-02-2009, 03:22 AM

ya so anyone who reads this feel free to talk shit,

IVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH TREES!!!!!,

well friday night i got in 2 fights knocked the first one out first hit picked him up and worked his ribs and kidneys till my boy pulled me off him then about an half hour later this dude who watched it started running his mouth saying he could knock me out and well outside we went,

now i cracked him first and he started noodle legging and i shot for a double leg take down and picked him up and started running with him to slam him and well i ran into a tree....yup.....the tree split my brow(if i wouldnt have been so shitfaced i would have gone and got stiches) the impact smashed me eye and gave me a fat ass shiner and...a lil knot thing sticking out of the tree broke my tooth in half so ya IVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH TREES

pervipete · 02-02-2009, 04:14 AM

not fair, the fucking trees ganging up on you eh?

try this to get rid of it

2963075_c376c08253_l.jpg

pervipete · 02-02-2009, 04:15 AM

if got a problem with the cold!!!!

SaddamHussien · 02-02-2009, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I have a problem with this man who lives next door.He has a remote control car that every Sunday he drives around at the crack of dawn.I mean me and or my lady are trying to sleep off the alcohol from the night b4.(or just the long work week)And we are woken by this buzzing little car driving all around.It makes me want to grab my bat and go outside.Walk up to it not saying a word and smash it to pieces.

Smash up his lil car

shoot the guy in the nuts first

then his knees, break all his fingers

tie him to a chair and gag him

Whip and then sodomise his wife

then burn the fukcing house down

Go back to bed and sleep in peace

When the police arrive,act surprised

and say nothing

HAVE A PEACEFUL DAY!!
Uncle Saddam

SaddamHussien · 02-02-2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

I have a problem with my boss, who's a two faced bitch, who can't make up her fucking mind whether to treat her staff decently or not. One moment friendly, the other like you are a piece of shit that she has stepped in.

Sodomise her!!

People who speak about subjects without knowing what the fuck they are talking about (ref any phone in/ debate show on the radio/ TV)

Tune into something else

pervipete · 02-02-2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaddamHussien

Tune into something else

Good idea on the first

The only trouble on the second is that at work they insist on having Radio2 on, between 12 and 2 they have a phone in show and I'm forced to listen to it (out voted)

pervipete · 02-02-2009, 08:18 AM

I have a problem with people who abuse children and animals: grrrr lets shoot the bastards

SaddamHussien · 02-02-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

Good idea on the first

The only trouble on the second is that at work they insist on having Radio2 on, between 12 and 2 they have a phone in show and I'm forced to listen to it (out voted)

Buy EARPLUGS

another great tip from Uncle Saddam

btw,when you wear them,you wont hear your bitch boss screamin'
when you sodomise the slut either

pervipete · 02-02-2009, 04:53 PM

I'll give it a try, 'cept I want to hear her scream

theDarkOne · 02-02-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaddamHussien

Smash up his lil car

shoot the guy in the nuts first

then his knees, break all his fingers

tie him to a chair and gag him

Whip and then sodomise his wife

then burn the fukcing house down

Go back to bed and sleep in peace

When the police arrive,act surprised

and say nothing

HAVE A PEACEFUL DAY!!
Uncle Saddam

yeah i think i will pass

whyaskwhy · 02-03-2009, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

yeah i think i will pass

Good Idea! You could however,with a little ingenuity,find the frequency your neighbors car is controlled on and get a controller set to the same one to just fuck with him.It wont cause any damage but he may get pissed at the car or controller thinking it is messing up on it's own.

(Too bad it's not a plane...I used to fly them and had a "friend" that at the airfield who loved to turn to the same one while I was banking my P38 Mustang replica that I worked very hard to build.Can't tell you how many times I almost crashed...What a dick that guy was!) You my friend could be that dick to your very un-considerate neighbor....Or,you could just screw his girl!!!
That works too,Or so I've heard! LOL!!!

whyaskwhy · 02-03-2009, 04:01 AM

NOW,time for me to complain!

I've got a problem with my cat who just a little earlier pissed all over a pair of $180 brown leather Johnston & Murphy dress shoes!!!

I'd like to ring her neck but shes 15 years old so It would be like strangling the elderly.Guess I won't...

pervipete · 02-03-2009, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

NOW,time for me to complain!

I've got a problem with my cat who just a little earlier pissed all over a pair of $180 brown leather Johnston & Murphy dress shoes!!!

I'd like to ring her neck but shes 15 years old so It would be like strangling the elderly.Guess I won't...

Wouldn't that be euthanasia?

Pets are lovely aren't they?

fival · 02-03-2009, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

not fair, the fucking trees ganging up on you eh?

try this to get rid of it

Attachment 13538

idk if my black eye would go away but ide feel beter =P

theDarkOne · 02-04-2009, 03:40 AM

I've got a problem with people who bring up someones mother or girlfriend/wife when they are insulting you....That is f**king pathetic.

whyaskwhy · 02-05-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I've got a problem with people who bring up someones mother or girlfriend/wife when they are insulting you....That is f**king pathetic.

If I was the dick that I wish I was,I would insert a "Your mothers f**king pathetic" joke here! BUT,As everyone knows Dark,myself and your mother are just way too awe---(wait for it )---some!!! So I won't.

Oh wait,SHIT!!! sorry.LOL!

02-01-2009, 06:04 PM	#64
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I know gaggirl there's some proper bastards out there. Hope the leg feels better latter __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-02-2009, 04:14 AM	#66
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	not fair, the fucking trees ganging up on you eh? try this to get rid of it 2963075_c376c08253_l.jpg __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-02-2009, 04:15 AM	#67
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	if got a problem with the cold!!!! __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-02-2009, 08:18 AM	#71
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I have a problem with people who abuse children and animals: grrrr lets shoot the bastards __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-02-2009, 04:53 PM	#73
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I'll give it a try, 'cept I want to hear her scream __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-01-2009, 05:35 PM	#63
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Ive got a problem with CEOS and other ultra high salaried people STILL taking big million dollar bonuses, and businesses handing out big profits to shareholders but cutting low paying jobs to pay for it. a bonus or a profit is a bonus or a reward, not an entitlement (and as if a 500k + salary isnt already enough to live on in hard times) Ive got a problem with violent men that thinks its okay to brutally and violently murder your best mate in your neighbours driveway or calmly throw your 4 year old off a bridge because you separated from your wife, or shoot a man at a traffic light for some imagined road transgression. I tell men I know about the neighbour, and every man I have told seems to think its reasonable to murder a man who fucks your wife?????? (not that that is what happened its an assumption they all make) I mean WHAT THE FUCK????? This is now another reason I dont know if I can play in real life with strangers.. they might decide its reasonable to murder me too!!!!! ive got a problem with malicious backstabbers and control freak bitches. ive got problem with my leg as well. I strapped on some skates the other day, stupid thing to do I guess, cause it caned.

02-02-2009, 03:22 AM	#65
fival Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: killifornia Posts: 678 Reputation: 12056	ya so anyone who reads this feel free to talk shit, IVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH TREES!!!!!, well friday night i got in 2 fights knocked the first one out first hit picked him up and worked his ribs and kidneys till my boy pulled me off him then about an half hour later this dude who watched it started running his mouth saying he could knock me out and well outside we went, now i cracked him first and he started noodle legging and i shot for a double leg take down and picked him up and started running with him to slam him and well i ran into a tree....yup.....the tree split my brow(if i wouldnt have been so shitfaced i would have gone and got stiches) the impact smashed me eye and gave me a fat ass shiner and...a lil knot thing sticking out of the tree broke my tooth in half so ya IVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH TREES

02-03-2009, 04:01 AM	#76
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	NOW,time for me to complain! I've got a problem with my cat who just a little earlier pissed all over a pair of $180 brown leather Johnston & Murphy dress shoes!!! I'd like to ring her neck but shes 15 years old so It would be like strangling the elderly.Guess I won't... __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

02-04-2009, 03:40 AM	#79
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	I've got a problem with people who bring up someones mother or girlfriend/wife when they are insulting you....That is f**king pathetic.

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