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somedude · 11-14-2007, 11:26 PM

*ties Clean up and then shoots him again for good measure* Yup! And now everyone knows what happens to complainers!

Jasmine · 11-14-2007, 11:27 PM

LOL! Puts hands on hips, smiles, takes a seat on sofa with SD and waits for someone to catch Clean!

clean's attorney · 11-14-2007, 11:36 PM

okay, That Is Just Completely And Totally Unacceptable. Besides Your Vicious And Total Unprovoked Assault On My Client, You Have Also Denied Him His God Given Right To Complain As Much As He Wants To.

somedude · 11-14-2007, 11:44 PM

*shoots the attorney repeatedly* We don't like lawyers in these here parts!

Jasmine · 11-14-2007, 11:53 PM

Pops more popcorn for the show

11-15-2007, 12:14 AM

well, I Don't Really Care That You Shot That Fucking Lawyer. The Only Good Lawyer Is A Dead Lawyer.

But, Hey, At Least He Took That Gag Out Of My Mouth So I Can Tell You That You Can Never Stop Me From Complaining.

Jasmine · 11-15-2007, 12:27 AM

"I got it SD"

Puts down popcorn, storms over to Clean and gags him again, putting duct tape over it.

Gives him kiss on the cheek and a kick in the knee.

Climbs on box and starts trying to draw a crowd......

Could this be an auction???

somedude · 11-15-2007, 02:07 AM

Great idea Jas! *starts handing out flyers for the auction*

shysnale · 11-15-2007, 05:04 AM

Yeah stop complaining you miserable bastards hippies raised in tchernobil neighborhood eating rabbied kangurus shit while getting fucked up the ass by proletarian communists who gave money to your whore mothers when they couldn't work from suffering vaginal anthrax due to radioactivity exposure.

ego · 11-15-2007, 07:59 AM

Jasmine,
my experience says that the most effective gag for a man is a pussy.
Noone can speak with a pussy in his mouth, and few will try to move it from there.

Jasmine · 11-15-2007, 10:23 AM

Ego, I don't want him to lose his mind, just stay quiet for a little while!

ego · 11-15-2007, 12:48 PM

Mmmmm, lose his mind!
I like women who know what pussy does!

Jasmine · 11-15-2007, 01:06 PM

ah yes, we know the power we possess...

A new boy moved in next door and the little girl went over to greet him. He had a new sandbox and promptly told her, "I have one of these and you don't." She ran home and told her mother, who bought her a sandbox. She went back to the little boy and told him that she had a new sandbox. He held up his new red pail and said, "I have one of these and you don't." She ran home and told her mother, who got her a new pail. She went back to the neighbor's and showed him her new pail. The boy dropped his pants and said, "Well, I have one of these and you don't." The little girl ran home and told her mother who whispered something in her ear. The little girl ran back to the boy's house, lifted her skirt and said, "My Moma says that I have one of these and that means I can have as many of those as I want!"

ego · 11-15-2007, 01:20 PM

A good one Jas, however i would be more concered about the quality of "those"!

We greeks use to say "if you see a vessel moving in the mainland, most probably its a pussy hair what draws it".
Emm......it sounds better in greek.

Jasmine · 11-15-2007, 01:32 PM

LOL...i hope it sounds better in Greek!

Sanitarium · 11-15-2007, 03:18 PM

.... or ....

A pussy can pull a boat! (a Greek saying too)

Jasmine · 11-15-2007, 04:18 PM

Well, that is interesting. I think I would prefer, Thoughts of a woman can pull a boat, but to each his/her own.

See, I am just a vanilla kind of girl aren't I?

Joanna · 11-22-2007, 11:21 AM

LOL this is like the only place where to truly punish someone (as in to make them feel bad or annoyed) you would have to refuse to punish them at all

well except for me but the around these parts I am the freaky one

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 11-23-2007, 12:20 AM

theres nothing quite like pussy power ( apart from titty power)

Joanna · 11-23-2007, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

theres nothing quite like pussy power ( apart from titty power)

in a lot of places they shoot maddogs ya know

11-14-2007, 11:26 PM	#21
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	ties Clean up and then shoots him again for good measure Yup! And now everyone knows what happens to complainers! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-14-2007, 11:44 PM	#24
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	shoots the attorney repeatedly We don't like lawyers in these here parts! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-15-2007, 02:07 AM	#28
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Great idea Jas! starts handing out flyers for the auction __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-15-2007, 03:18 PM	#36
Sanitarium Movie Mobster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,127 Reputation: 59324	.... or .... A pussy can pull a boat! (a Greek saying too) __________________ Download CryptLoad How to use CryptLoad for downloading How to use CryptLoad for uploading Please DO NOT repost my links.

11-23-2007, 12:20 AM	#39
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	theres nothing quite like pussy power ( apart from titty power) __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

11-14-2007, 11:27 PM	#22
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	LOL! Puts hands on hips, smiles, takes a seat on sofa with SD and waits for someone to catch Clean!

11-14-2007, 11:36 PM	#23
clean's attorney Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1 Reputation: 10	okay, That Is Just Completely And Totally Unacceptable. Besides Your Vicious And Total Unprovoked Assault On My Client, You Have Also Denied Him His God Given Right To Complain As Much As He Wants To.

11-14-2007, 11:53 PM	#25
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	Pops more popcorn for the show

11-15-2007, 12:14 AM	#26
cleanfun4all Guest Posts: n/a	well, I Don't Really Care That You Shot That Fucking Lawyer. The Only Good Lawyer Is A Dead Lawyer. But, Hey, At Least He Took That Gag Out Of My Mouth So I Can Tell You That You Can Never Stop Me From Complaining.

11-15-2007, 12:27 AM	#27
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	"I got it SD" Puts down popcorn, storms over to Clean and gags him again, putting duct tape over it. Gives him kiss on the cheek and a kick in the knee. Climbs on box and starts trying to draw a crowd...... Could this be an auction???

11-15-2007, 05:04 AM	#29
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Yeah stop complaining you miserable bastards hippies raised in tchernobil neighborhood eating rabbied kangurus shit while getting fucked up the ass by proletarian communists who gave money to your whore mothers when they couldn't work from suffering vaginal anthrax due to radioactivity exposure.

11-15-2007, 07:59 AM	#30
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Jasmine, my experience says that the most effective gag for a man is a pussy. Noone can speak with a pussy in his mouth, and few will try to move it from there.

11-15-2007, 10:23 AM	#31
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	Ego, I don't want him to lose his mind, just stay quiet for a little while!

11-15-2007, 12:48 PM	#32
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Mmmmm, lose his mind! I like women who know what pussy does!

11-15-2007, 01:06 PM	#33
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	ah yes, we know the power we possess... A new boy moved in next door and the little girl went over to greet him. He had a new sandbox and promptly told her, "I have one of these and you don't." She ran home and told her mother, who bought her a sandbox. She went back to the little boy and told him that she had a new sandbox. He held up his new red pail and said, "I have one of these and you don't." She ran home and told her mother, who got her a new pail. She went back to the neighbor's and showed him her new pail. The boy dropped his pants and said, "Well, I have one of these and you don't." The little girl ran home and told her mother who whispered something in her ear. The little girl ran back to the boy's house, lifted her skirt and said, "My Moma says that I have one of these and that means I can have as many of those as I want!"

11-15-2007, 01:20 PM	#34
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	A good one Jas, however i would be more concered about the quality of "those"! We greeks use to say "if you see a vessel moving in the mainland, most probably its a pussy hair what draws it". Emm......it sounds better in greek.

11-15-2007, 01:32 PM	#35
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	LOL...i hope it sounds better in Greek!

11-15-2007, 04:18 PM	#37
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	Well, that is interesting. I think I would prefer, Thoughts of a woman can pull a boat, but to each his/her own. See, I am just a vanilla kind of girl aren't I?

11-22-2007, 11:21 AM	#38
Joanna token average person lol Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Reputation: 267	LOL this is like the only place where to truly punish someone (as in to make them feel bad or annoyed) you would have to refuse to punish them at all well except for me but the around these parts I am the freaky one