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lysyn · 05-01-2012, 04:37 AM

Either way he may be looking at a heart attack. But your way would be far funner.

batffink · 05-01-2012, 05:54 AM

Had four already and none of them were funny. (Although in PF's case I may go for a fifth. Lol.)

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2012, 11:53 AM

He's supposed to check with his doctor before you give him Viagra and bounce up and down on his cock for four hours little girl.

perfectlyformed · 05-01-2012, 06:25 PM

Strange fantasy.....but.... I kind of like the idea of an old guy dying on top of me during the act.

ok sedate me now and lock me in the padded room

x

batffink · 05-02-2012, 12:27 AM

.. I kind of like the idea of an old guy dying on top of me during the act.

"old HANDSOME, VIRILE, EXPERIENCED guy" if you don't mind. Heh Heh.

FuckingRotter · 05-02-2012, 12:46 AM

Especially if he's rich and named you in his will? :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

Strange fantasy.....but.... I kind of like the idea of an old guy dying on top of me during the act.

ok sedate me now and lock me in the padded room

x

perfectlyformed · 05-02-2012, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Especially if he's rich and named you in his will? :P

As you full well know, I am a blummin good fuck. I had better get something

x

FuckingRotter · 05-02-2012, 10:44 PM

Ice cream. You always get ice cream don't you?

batffink · 05-05-2012, 01:56 AM

You're a real fuckin' tightarse FR if all you give this exciting, challenging, tantalising, erotic, balltearing, heart-attack inducing sexual succubus is ice cream. I would shower her with diamonds. You miserable cheapskate. Fuck, have I been on the piss tonight.

FuckingRotter · 05-05-2012, 12:32 PM

What you don't realise my ol' China is that she is also a cheap date! You really couldn't ask for a better girl.

batffink · 05-05-2012, 05:57 PM

I like it!

perfectlyformed · 05-06-2012, 02:50 AM

In my defence I make him get me a double 99 so at least I'm getting the most expensive thing on the menu. Its nearly 2 quid!

x

FuckingRotter · 05-06-2012, 03:29 AM

Ah you should see her little face light up when she hears the chimes of the ice cream van, because she knows she's going to get something special. After she finishes her ice cream that is!

perfectlyformed · 05-07-2012, 02:53 AM

Sod!

x

FuckingRotter · 05-08-2012, 12:42 AM

Yes?

05-01-2012, 05:54 AM	#42
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Had four already and none of them were funny. (Although in PF's case I may go for a fifth. Lol.) __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-01-2012, 11:53 AM	#43
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	He's supposed to check with his doctor before you give him Viagra and bounce up and down on his cock for four hours little girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2012, 06:25 PM	#44
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Strange fantasy.....but.... I kind of like the idea of an old guy dying on top of me during the act. ok sedate me now and lock me in the padded room x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

05-02-2012, 12:27 AM	#45
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	.. I kind of like the idea of an old guy dying on top of me during the act. "old HANDSOME, VIRILE, EXPERIENCED guy" if you don't mind. Heh Heh. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-02-2012, 10:44 PM	#48
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ice cream. You always get ice cream don't you? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2012, 04:37 AM	#41
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Either way he may be looking at a heart attack. But your way would be far funner.

05-05-2012, 01:56 AM	#49
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You're a real fuckin' tightarse FR if all you give this exciting, challenging, tantalising, erotic, balltearing, heart-attack inducing sexual succubus is ice cream. I would shower her with diamonds. You miserable cheapskate. Fuck, have I been on the piss tonight. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-05-2012, 12:32 PM	#50
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What you don't realise my ol' China is that she is also a cheap date! You really couldn't ask for a better girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-05-2012, 05:57 PM	#51
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I like it! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-06-2012, 02:50 AM	#52
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	In my defence I make him get me a double 99 so at least I'm getting the most expensive thing on the menu. Its nearly 2 quid! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

05-06-2012, 03:29 AM	#53
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah you should see her little face light up when she hears the chimes of the ice cream van, because she knows she's going to get something special. After she finishes her ice cream that is! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-07-2012, 02:53 AM	#54
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Sod! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

05-08-2012, 12:42 AM	#55
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yes? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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