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FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 01:20 AM

Sierra, trust me on this one. Whilst these Celtic types were tending their flocks, who do you think was breeding their women, and watering down the race in the process? Us English may be a lot of things, but we're not fucking stupid! There used to be a law here that said the Lord of the manor got first dibs on the bride on her wedding night.

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I have to hold my hands up to having used poetic license in the past. Welsh fancy sheep, Scots fancy goats. Whilst they are busy tending the flocks we allow them to keep, us English are tending to their women.

It's a good arrangement that has served all concerned very well for nearly 1000 years.

I think the reason we have so much trouble with the Irish is that fucking a sack of spuds isn't much fun, so they have to deal with their women instead.

Don't knock it til you've tried it. Potatoes are great fun!

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 06:19 AM

I swear you is a Hobbit really!

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 06:23 AM

You are, not you is. Now excuse me, I have to go forage in the fields for potatoes.

pervipete · 04-26-2013, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

You don't half make me laugh. The English are tending to their women? You talk their ears off with the bragging?

Rotters got it right, it was the whole theory behind the British Empire, sort of a rape world tour

Sierra · 04-26-2013, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

Rotters got it right, it was the whole theory behind the British Empire, sort of a rape world tour

OK, now let me get this straight.

The English men couldn't keep your own women satisfied so first you started taking your servants' women. Even a good job wasn't worth that, so you went to visit the Celtic housewives when their husbands were in the fields. Once was quite enough for the Celtic lasses so that played out pretty quickly and you took your soldiers with you and set out, cock in hand.

Since the one thing you Brits do well is start a row, the soldiers actually conquered quite a bit of land. Ever since we evolved from the muck women have been spoils of war so you had a ready supply for quite a while. Eventually even your conquered girls got fed up and kicked the lot of you back to your island.

Meanwhile the girls at home knew you were eventually going to come back so they took the biggest and strongest and headed off to America. You lot came looking for us, thinking the New World might be a nice place for a vacation from the wife. That didn't work out well either. Not wanting to go back to the way it was, the women grabbed their guns, pitchforks, or whatever was handy just to keep you away.

So the entire course of history was changed by a bunch of horny English men trying to find women who would actually fuck them?

Have I got that right?

pervipete · 04-26-2013, 09:48 AM

Yes and no, we kept wearing them out so we had to go and find some that were a little more hard wearing...

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 09:49 AM

No.

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

OK, now let me get this straight.

The English men couldn't keep your own women satisfied so first you started taking your servants' women. Even a good job wasn't worth that, so you went to visit the Celtic housewives when their husbands were in the fields. Once was quite enough for the Celtic lasses so that played out pretty quickly and you took your soldiers with you and set out, cock in hand.

Since the one thing you Brits do well is start a row, the soldiers actually conquered quite a bit of land. Ever since we evolved from the muck women have been spoils of war so you had a ready supply for quite a while. Eventually even your conquered girls got fed up and kicked the lot of you back to your island.

Meanwhile the girls at home knew you were eventually going to come back so they took the biggest and strongest and headed off to America. You lot came looking for us, thinking the New World might be a nice place for a vacation from the wife. That didn't work out well either. Not wanting to go back to the way it was, the women grabbed their guns, pitchforks, or whatever was handy just to keep you away.

So the entire course of history was changed by a bunch of horny English men trying to find women who would actually fuck them?

Have I got that right?

Yes.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 10:01 AM

She of course would say that, being Irish and disagreeable and all that! It's part of what proves what I'm saying, the Irish would sooner be fighting us than fucking their women!

You're not a redhead by any chance Wicked Lady?

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 11:09 AM

No, do you want me to be?

pervipete · 04-26-2013, 11:16 AM

Damn, bang goes a million cliched fantasies...

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 11:18 AM

Hang on Pete, did she just show a tiny sign of being good?

pervipete · 04-26-2013, 11:26 AM

Looks like it, more fantasies shattered

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 11:28 AM

Being good, pah, would I have sent truckloads of glitter to both your houses if I was good?

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 11:46 AM

Not for me.

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Looks like it, more fantasies shattered

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 11:48 AM

Must have got my address wrong, all I've had at the door today is my idiot landlady. Think I'd prefer the glitter!

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Being good, pah, would I have sent truckloads of glitter to both your houses if I was good?

WickedLady · 04-26-2013, 12:04 PM

Glitter/idiot landladies, I get the two confused. Now I'm wondering who got the burning poo.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 12:14 PM

*smirks*

lysyn · 04-26-2013, 12:14 PM

Of course you would rather the glitter, it's usually accompanied by strippers and cocaine. Way better choice than pissy landladies.

I have not received any burning poo. You can mark me of your list.

04-26-2013, 01:20 AM	#101
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Sierra, trust me on this one. Whilst these Celtic types were tending their flocks, who do you think was breeding their women, and watering down the race in the process? Us English may be a lot of things, but we're not fucking stupid! There used to be a law here that said the Lord of the manor got first dibs on the bride on her wedding night. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 06:19 AM	#103
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I swear you is a Hobbit really! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 09:48 AM	#107
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Yes and no, we kept wearing them out so we had to go and find some that were a little more hard wearing... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-26-2013, 09:49 AM	#108
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 10:01 AM	#110
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	She of course would say that, being Irish and disagreeable and all that! It's part of what proves what I'm saying, the Irish would sooner be fighting us than fucking their women! You're not a redhead by any chance Wicked Lady? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 06:23 AM	#104
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	You are, not you is. Now excuse me, I have to go forage in the fields for potatoes.

04-26-2013, 11:09 AM	#111
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	No, do you want me to be?

04-26-2013, 11:16 AM	#112
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Damn, bang goes a million cliched fantasies... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-26-2013, 11:18 AM	#113
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Hang on Pete, did she just show a tiny sign of being good? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 11:26 AM	#114
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Looks like it, more fantasies shattered __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-26-2013, 11:28 AM	#115
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Being good, pah, would I have sent truckloads of glitter to both your houses if I was good?

04-26-2013, 12:04 PM	#118
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Glitter/idiot landladies, I get the two confused. Now I'm wondering who got the burning poo.

04-26-2013, 12:14 PM	#119
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	smirks __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 12:14 PM	#120
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Of course you would rather the glitter, it's usually accompanied by strippers and cocaine. Way better choice than pissy landladies. I have not received any burning poo. You can mark me of your list.