Giant asteroid is headed towards earth - Rape Board

Mr. Wiggles · 11-04-2011, 08:23 PM

Just read the story.. the thing is 1,300 feet wide.. the eperts say it will pass between the earth and the moon without hitting either.. which of course means we are all gonna die and the moon will be just ducky. The giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico will also capture images of the asteroid, starting at 3:28 p.m. PT on November 8.

IF there was no danger.. and since we all know that they have the equipement to monitor something like this from millions of light years away.. why wait until there was only one week to mention this to the people?? They didnt want a mass panic attack, thats why.. Ok.. thats my conspiracy theory for today

But the part about the asteroid is true.. pretty intersting reading actually if you're into something like this.. They say we cant post outside links so you'll have to find the story on your own.

analeyes · 11-04-2011, 09:34 PM

days ago it was space junk - now this

if the news was already full of shit, add this to it, & then get something to drink or smoke.

Wiz · 11-04-2011, 09:52 PM

No problem. Perry Como had the appropriate course of action decades ago. (Damn, I'm really showing my age here.)

Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket,
Never let it fade away!
Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket,
Save it for a rainy day!
.....

Mr. Wiggles · 11-04-2011, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiz

No problem. Perry Como had the appropriate course of action decades ago. (Damn, I'm really showing my age here.)

Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket,
Never let it fade away!
Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket,
Save it for a rainy day!
.....

What, pray tell..is a Perry Como????

It sounds like something you'd get arrested for doing. And sorry dude, but I have other things taking up all the room in my pocket

us11csalyer · 11-05-2011, 12:49 PM

Hell yeah. Fuck fallout video games. Lets get the real thing started!

somedude · 11-05-2011, 03:20 PM

If Dr. Evil heard about this we're all in trouble!

kate2003 · 11-06-2011, 10:06 AM

Are we going in the same way as the T-Rex? I wonder what would have happened if an asteroid didn't kill them off,how far could they have evolved? Possibly too our stage of devolopement,would they have created their own Rapeboard? I can only imagine the topics of dicussion,such as "how too rape and eat your victim in one sitting".

Mr. Wiggles · 11-06-2011, 11:11 AM

Maybe some time that will make sense.. but right now i'm to busy staring at your breasts to pay attention to what you said

kate2003 · 11-06-2011, 11:47 AM

Yeah,that happens at times,try not to look too hard at the pic,and slowly read the words.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-06-2011, 03:53 PM

It's not working.. for some reason the asteroid just doesnt seem to matter any more

somedude · 11-06-2011, 04:07 PM

Asteroid shooting by or boobs? Asteroid shooting by or boobs?
BOOBS!!!!!

lysyn · 11-06-2011, 09:33 PM

Fuck it, bring it on, I'm ready.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-06-2011, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lysyn

Fuck it, bring it on, I'm ready.

Uhhhh..its a big ass piece of rock..I doubt it will make a very good sex slave.

lysyn · 11-06-2011, 11:13 PM

I fear creepy crawly things. I do not fear a quick painless death. If it hits I hope it lands on me directly so I don't have to worry about the zombie apocolypse. Quick and painless... who could ask for anything more?

Mr. Wiggles · 11-06-2011, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lysyn

I fear creepy crawly things. I do not fear a quick painless death. If it hits I hope it lands on me directly so I don't have to worry about the zombie apocolypse. Quick and painless... who could ask for anything more?

..ME!! I could ask for more.. I could ask that it not kill me. Stupid rock

I'm not afraid of zombies..I have my special secret zombie blasterizer gun.

lysyn · 11-06-2011, 11:42 PM

We have a few nice toys but I like a nice comfortable life. I have no desire to fight for basic comforts like indoor plumbing. Plus no getting old. Bonus.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-07-2011, 12:22 AM

Dang.. where's your sense of adventure??? You mean you dont find the aspect of a post apocalyptic world an exciting one?? Keeping away from bands of murderous lawless maniacs... fighting off hoards of mutated monsters.. living off fried rat.. sleeping in old basements under moldy flea infested blankets?? Sounds like a thrill a minute to me

lysyn · 11-07-2011, 01:10 AM

No. Not at all. It would fuck up my shoes too. the only appealing part is all the target shooting. But when I run out of ammo there goes my good time.

Mr. Wiggles · 11-07-2011, 01:52 AM

I can understand that.. my greatest fear that in a post apocalyptic world infested with zombies and fried rat vendors is that I might not be able to find the right accessories to compliment my zombie slaughtering hand bag.

lysyn · 11-07-2011, 02:41 AM

At least the blood would match the red soles of my new lou's. I can't imagine I'd be wearing them though. And I am just not hip-wader kinda girl.

11-04-2011, 08:23 PM	#1
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Giant asteroid is headed towards earth Just read the story.. the thing is 1,300 feet wide.. the eperts say it will pass between the earth and the moon without hitting either.. which of course means we are all gonna die and the moon will be just ducky. The giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico will also capture images of the asteroid, starting at 3:28 p.m. PT on November 8. IF there was no danger.. and since we all know that they have the equipement to monitor something like this from millions of light years away.. why wait until there was only one week to mention this to the people?? They didnt want a mass panic attack, thats why.. Ok.. thats my conspiracy theory for today But the part about the asteroid is true.. pretty intersting reading actually if you're into something like this.. They say we cant post outside links so you'll have to find the story on your own.

11-04-2011, 09:52 PM	#3
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	No problem. Perry Como had the appropriate course of action decades ago. (Damn, I'm really showing my age here.) Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket, Never let it fade away! Catch a falling star an’ put it in your pocket, Save it for a rainy day! ..... __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

11-05-2011, 03:20 PM	#6
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	If Dr. Evil heard about this we're all in trouble! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-06-2011, 10:06 AM	#7
kate2003 Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 55 Reputation: 1237	Are we going in the same way as the T-Rex? I wonder what would have happened if an asteroid didn't kill them off,how far could they have evolved? Possibly too our stage of devolopement,would they have created their own Rapeboard? I can only imagine the topics of dicussion,such as "how too rape and eat your victim in one sitting". __________________ Feel free too message me on the board.

11-06-2011, 11:47 AM	#9
kate2003 Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 55 Reputation: 1237	Yeah,that happens at times,try not to look too hard at the pic,and slowly read the words. __________________ Feel free too message me on the board.

11-04-2011, 09:34 PM	#2
analeyes abandoned Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 834 Reputation: 21292	days ago it was space junk - now this if the news was already full of shit, add this to it, & then get something to drink or smoke.

11-05-2011, 12:49 PM	#5
us11csalyer Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 107 Reputation: 117	Hell yeah. Fuck fallout video games. Lets get the real thing started!

11-06-2011, 11:11 AM	#8
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Maybe some time that will make sense.. but right now i'm to busy staring at your breasts to pay attention to what you said

11-06-2011, 03:53 PM	#10
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	It's not working.. for some reason the asteroid just doesnt seem to matter any more

11-06-2011, 04:07 PM	#11
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Asteroid shooting by or boobs? Asteroid shooting by or boobs? BOOBS!!!!! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-06-2011, 09:33 PM	#12
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Fuck it, bring it on, I'm ready.

11-06-2011, 11:13 PM	#14
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I fear creepy crawly things. I do not fear a quick painless death. If it hits I hope it lands on me directly so I don't have to worry about the zombie apocolypse. Quick and painless... who could ask for anything more?

11-06-2011, 11:42 PM	#16
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	We have a few nice toys but I like a nice comfortable life. I have no desire to fight for basic comforts like indoor plumbing. Plus no getting old. Bonus.

11-07-2011, 12:22 AM	#17
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	Dang.. where's your sense of adventure??? You mean you dont find the aspect of a post apocalyptic world an exciting one?? Keeping away from bands of murderous lawless maniacs... fighting off hoards of mutated monsters.. living off fried rat.. sleeping in old basements under moldy flea infested blankets?? Sounds like a thrill a minute to me

11-07-2011, 01:10 AM	#18
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	No. Not at all. It would fuck up my shoes too. the only appealing part is all the target shooting. But when I run out of ammo there goes my good time.

11-07-2011, 01:52 AM	#19
Mr. Wiggles Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the mountains Posts: 726 Reputation: 27468	I can understand that.. my greatest fear that in a post apocalyptic world infested with zombies and fried rat vendors is that I might not be able to find the right accessories to compliment my zombie slaughtering hand bag.

11-07-2011, 02:41 AM	#20
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	At least the blood would match the red soles of my new lou's. I can't imagine I'd be wearing them though. And I am just not hip-wader kinda girl.

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