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FuckingRotter · 11-20-2009, 04:35 PM

Actually, on second thoughts, what is that smell?

*moves away*

batffink · 11-20-2009, 06:56 PM

Not me. I don't smell, I'm as pure as the driven slush. It must be the dog shit on the soles of your shoes. Or you've been scratching your arse and picking your nose again.

FuckingRotter · 11-21-2009, 12:29 AM

I hate to tell you this McBatfink, but every time the wind blows up your skirt is when I catch a whiff of whatever it is. Smells like mutton stew.

batffink · 11-21-2009, 04:37 AM

Maybe you're catching a whiff of the reserves of year old haggis I keep in my sporran. I only use eau-de-mouton for special occasions like when I go on missionary work to England.

FuckingRotter · 11-21-2009, 06:55 AM

Missionary? I hadn't realised you could get a sheep in to such a position....

batffink · 11-21-2009, 05:37 PM

There you go see. Englishmen are so correct in their manners. They wouldn't even think of approaching a sheep unless they were introduced first.
Anyway, sheep are very selective and would probably ignore overtures from Englishmen as they don't consort with anyone beneath their station.

FuckingRotter · 11-22-2009, 04:10 AM

I have to hold my hands up here old buddy old pal, when it comes to inter-species relations, Scotsmen and sheep are far superior to us English.

batffink · 11-22-2009, 05:40 AM

I agree with you there mate.
If English politicians are anything to go by, most Englishmen would rather be out on Hampstead Heath in the twilight falling accidently over young boys of doubtful persuasion or sneaking out of seedy premises in Soho that specialise in "Discipline for Gentlemen"
Give me a good healthy sheep anytime.

FuckingRotter · 11-22-2009, 05:54 AM

At least they're discrete about it McBatfink. Scottish politicians seem to go in for unashamed public buggery of the entire population of both countries. Whether they want it or not.

batffink · 11-22-2009, 06:07 AM

Fuck. Give me a break old chap, I've just fished posting that last one. Can't a man go out for a swift root of his pet sheep without being interrupted by your everlasting whingeing posts about that Scots reject YOU LOT voted into power.
Don't come complaining to me about him. WE didn't complain about Disraeli.

pervipete · 11-22-2009, 06:40 AM

Well, you were around then Batfink so we'll take your word for it...

FuckingRotter · 11-22-2009, 07:48 AM

WE voted in to power? *checks wallet for membership card of Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain* Nope, didn't think I had one....

FuckingRotter · 11-22-2009, 07:58 AM

We'll get down to the nitty-gritty of the situation now shall we?

The Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain has a membership of shame-faced apologists for everything that our once magnificent country did fighting off the heathen hordes of Europe right up until the mid 1940s. We even tamed the Scots and bred with their women, taught them a proper language, showed them how to dig for coal and drill for oil and made sure they had everything they needed to do this.

All we asked in return was a little tribute. You know, tax, women, etc. After all the Scots were too busy tending their sheep to care for their women.

And as soon as we grant them a little autonomy what happens? They vote in a fish rather than a man to run their parliament. And then send us a despot in the mould of Stalin to run ours. And the gutless wankers at The Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain haven't even got the nouse to stand up and say "hang on a minute, this just isn't cricket". They think they're being enlightened, liberal, progressive, tolerant and all those other things they like to attribute to themselves, and themselves only.

They think they're being fair!

I'll warn you now my McBatfink my friend, you need to return and help your countrymen. Both Scotland and England need men like you. Because those Fuckwitistahs won't stop until they've given all our sheep to the French and let them burn them....

batffink · 11-22-2009, 03:16 PM

"I'll warn you now my McBatfink my friend, you need to return and help your countrymen. Both Scotland and England need men like you. Because those Fuckwitistahs won't stop until they've given all our sheep to the French and let them burn them...."

Over my dead body!!!

Those uncivilized Frogs eat horses, snails, rotten cheese and frogs legs but they're not having any of our poor wee Macsheep.

I'm off to the travel agent today to see if I can find an air ticket that someone has lost.

batffink · 11-22-2009, 03:20 PM

"Well, you were around then Batfink so we'll take your word for it..."

And you be careful too, mate. I don't want you to sink to the depths that FR has otherwise you'll be getting a skite roon' yer lug.

FuckingRotter · 11-22-2009, 11:01 PM

I think I need to take back what I said about teaching them a proper language. What did he just say?

batffink · 11-22-2009, 11:50 PM

Skite = smack

roon = round

yer = your

lug = ear

Uneducated English barbarian.

FuckingRotter · 11-23-2009, 04:22 AM

I suppose you know how to use punctuation so there's hope for you yet.

batffink · 11-23-2009, 04:38 AM

I've just had a very worrying thought. All my sheep friends are under six years old - does that make me a paedophile?

FuckingRotter · 11-23-2009, 08:42 AM

No it makes you a sheep fucking sweaty sock.

11-20-2009, 04:35 PM	#21
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Actually, on second thoughts, what is that smell? moves away __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-20-2009, 06:56 PM	#22
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Not me. I don't smell, I'm as pure as the driven slush. It must be the dog shit on the soles of your shoes. Or you've been scratching your arse and picking your nose again. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-21-2009, 12:29 AM	#23
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I hate to tell you this McBatfink, but every time the wind blows up your skirt is when I catch a whiff of whatever it is. Smells like mutton stew. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-21-2009, 04:37 AM	#24
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Maybe you're catching a whiff of the reserves of year old haggis I keep in my sporran. I only use eau-de-mouton for special occasions like when I go on missionary work to England. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-21-2009, 06:55 AM	#25
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Missionary? I hadn't realised you could get a sheep in to such a position.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-21-2009, 05:37 PM	#26
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	There you go see. Englishmen are so correct in their manners. They wouldn't even think of approaching a sheep unless they were introduced first. Anyway, sheep are very selective and would probably ignore overtures from Englishmen as they don't consort with anyone beneath their station. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-22-2009, 04:10 AM	#27
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I have to hold my hands up here old buddy old pal, when it comes to inter-species relations, Scotsmen and sheep are far superior to us English. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-22-2009, 05:40 AM	#28
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I agree with you there mate. If English politicians are anything to go by, most Englishmen would rather be out on Hampstead Heath in the twilight falling accidently over young boys of doubtful persuasion or sneaking out of seedy premises in Soho that specialise in "Discipline for Gentlemen" Give me a good healthy sheep anytime. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-22-2009, 05:54 AM	#29
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	At least they're discrete about it McBatfink. Scottish politicians seem to go in for unashamed public buggery of the entire population of both countries. Whether they want it or not. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-22-2009, 06:07 AM	#30
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Fuck. Give me a break old chap, I've just fished posting that last one. Can't a man go out for a swift root of his pet sheep without being interrupted by your everlasting whingeing posts about that Scots reject YOU LOT voted into power. Don't come complaining to me about him. WE didn't complain about Disraeli. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-22-2009, 06:40 AM	#31
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11-22-2009, 07:48 AM	#32
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	WE voted in to power? checks wallet for membership card of Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain Nope, didn't think I had one.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-22-2009, 07:58 AM	#33
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	We'll get down to the nitty-gritty of the situation now shall we? The Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain has a membership of shame-faced apologists for everything that our once magnificent country did fighting off the heathen hordes of Europe right up until the mid 1940s. We even tamed the Scots and bred with their women, taught them a proper language, showed them how to dig for coal and drill for oil and made sure they had everything they needed to do this. All we asked in return was a little tribute. You know, tax, women, etc. After all the Scots were too busy tending their sheep to care for their women. And as soon as we grant them a little autonomy what happens? They vote in a fish rather than a man to run their parliament. And then send us a despot in the mould of Stalin to run ours. And the gutless wankers at The Fuckwitistah Party of Great Britain haven't even got the nouse to stand up and say "hang on a minute, this just isn't cricket". They think they're being enlightened, liberal, progressive, tolerant and all those other things they like to attribute to themselves, and themselves only. They think they're being fair! I'll warn you now my McBatfink my friend, you need to return and help your countrymen. Both Scotland and England need men like you. Because those Fuckwitistahs won't stop until they've given all our sheep to the French and let them burn them.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-22-2009, 03:16 PM	#34
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	"I'll warn you now my McBatfink my friend, you need to return and help your countrymen. Both Scotland and England need men like you. Because those Fuckwitistahs won't stop until they've given all our sheep to the French and let them burn them...." Over my dead body!!! Those uncivilized Frogs eat horses, snails, rotten cheese and frogs legs but they're not having any of our poor wee Macsheep. I'm off to the travel agent today to see if I can find an air ticket that someone has lost. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-22-2009, 03:20 PM	#35
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	"Well, you were around then Batfink so we'll take your word for it..." And you be careful too, mate. I don't want you to sink to the depths that FR has otherwise you'll be getting a skite roon' yer lug. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-22-2009, 11:01 PM	#36
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think I need to take back what I said about teaching them a proper language. What did he just say? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-22-2009, 11:50 PM	#37
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Skite = smack roon = round yer = your lug = ear Uneducated English barbarian. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-23-2009, 04:22 AM	#38
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I suppose you know how to use punctuation so there's hope for you yet. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-23-2009, 04:38 AM	#39
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I've just had a very worrying thought. All my sheep friends are under six years old - does that make me a paedophile? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

11-23-2009, 08:42 AM	#40
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No it makes you a sheep fucking sweaty sock. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.