I fucking hate the beach - Rape Board

Sierra · 07-27-2013, 12:42 PM

I hate the beach as well but it has nothing to do with sea and sand. Acres of bright red flesh slowly roasting, screaming kids, family picnics with each member of the family on their smartphone texting about how much family picnics suck.

Luckily here in northern California there are hundreds miles of shoreline which is not only beautiful but also largely devoid of people. It seems everyone else crowds into a few places to see and be seen, which suits me down to the ground. A dog is the only company I want when I head to the shore - and the dog is optional.

snarkopo · 07-27-2013, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

I hate the beach as well but it has nothing to do with sea and sand. Acres of bright red flesh slowly roasting, screaming kids, family picnics with each member of the family on their smartphone texting about how much family picnics suck.

Luckily here in northern California there are hundreds miles of shoreline which is not only beautiful but also largely devoid of people. It seems everyone else crowds into a few places to see and be seen, which suits me down to the ground. A dog is the only company I want when I head to the shore - and the dog is optional.

Cat my dear. And how are you? Henry is scaring me right now as I type. He is sitting and meowing at me in a way that is unusual. I don't know what is on his mind but it is not normal. But as my vet says he's Henry they are afraid of him

orgasmstogo · 06-28-2014, 03:30 AM

Haha they only get three sunny days per year the rest OV their sunshine is generated through the fuse box in the cupboard!!!

grants70 · 12-01-2016, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

A dog is the only company I want when I head to the shore

Me too, though it's a pain getting all the fucking sand out of his coat later.
The last time I was at the beach with the dog, some do-gooder bitch handed me a leaflet about the benefits of having dogs neutered. I was speechless at this insult and I just stared at the woman and her four kids. She informed me about more neutered dogs means less unwanted mongrels later.
She could talk, I mean she had a face like a fucking Pit Bull. A Pit Bull with four mongrel brats just as ugly as herself. What a fucking nerve she had talking about unwanted mongrels when she puked out four of her own and inflicted them on the world.

07-27-2013, 12:42 PM	#1
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I hate the beach as well but it has nothing to do with sea and sand. Acres of bright red flesh slowly roasting, screaming kids, family picnics with each member of the family on their smartphone texting about how much family picnics suck. Luckily here in northern California there are hundreds miles of shoreline which is not only beautiful but also largely devoid of people. It seems everyone else crowds into a few places to see and be seen, which suits me down to the ground. A dog is the only company I want when I head to the shore - and the dog is optional. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

06-28-2014, 03:30 AM	#3
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	Haha they only get three sunny days per year the rest OV their sunshine is generated through the fuse box in the cupboard!!!