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05-08-2010, 09:20 PM | #1 |
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Crazy German Postman
Mr Ewe Mitzscherlich, aged 39, a postman of Possendorf near Dresden, has married Cecilia his cat.
"We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed" said Ewe, "Our hearts beat as one - it's unique." The groom's twin brother was best man. The happy couple dressed up for the occasion. Ewe in top hat and wedding suite and Cecilia in a white dress. The report mercifully drew a veil over the honeymoon. The mind boggles.
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05-09-2010, 12:36 AM | #2 |
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I call bullshit on this
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05-09-2010, 12:56 AM | #3 |
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AFP Berlin reporting on an article in "Bild" magazine. Would I lie to the members of this august board?
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05-09-2010, 01:18 AM | #4 |
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You wouldn't no. but the press? C'mon
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05-09-2010, 08:42 AM | #5 |
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I followed through and found out that it was true except that he hired an out of work actress to stand in for the cat. He had to get a stand-in as humans aren't allowed to marry animals under German law.
I wonder how sheep stand under Scottish or Australian law? Hhhmmmmm.
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05-09-2010, 06:04 PM | #6 |
It's been fun
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05-09-2010, 10:00 PM | #7 |
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I've seen a man merry the car and give it a custom muffler for, you know, the honeymoon. I've also seen men try to marry their horses. Some people are that desperate.
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05-09-2010, 10:41 PM | #8 |
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What kind of car?
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05-10-2010, 02:13 AM | #9 |
if ever a Wiz there was!
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Careful snark. You may upset some of our Kiwi members. Them's fighten words in New Zealand, ya know
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05-10-2010, 02:33 AM | #10 |
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Oh I had a good laugh with that one!!!!!!! Excellent!
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05-10-2010, 07:06 AM | #11 |
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I'm emigrating. Just booked my flight half an hour ago. Thanks Wiz.
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07-04-2010, 09:20 AM | #12 |
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Someones been looking for specialist niche porn on the internet again....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-04-2010, 09:35 PM | #13 |
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Yes.
I realize this is late, but since FR brought it to the top I figured....
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07-15-2010, 11:14 PM | #14 | |
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