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03-06-2010, 01:36 PM | #1 |
The Fist of Fury.
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The Tossers Red Carpet.
Thankfully this year the winning cunts have been restricted to a 45 second acceptance speach so hopefully we'll be spared the nightmare of sobbing drama queens thanking their life coaches and hair dressers.
I am hoping that anyone infringing this 45 second rule will be dealt with severely. At gunpoint.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-06-2010, 01:39 PM | #2 |
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I'd like to thank my parents for making it possible for me to be here
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03-06-2010, 02:05 PM | #3 |
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i'd like to thank perffy's parents as well!
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03-06-2010, 07:02 PM | #4 |
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Meh.
Oscars. Yawn. I know what is good in a movie without their "help" and the whole night just becomes one big infomercial for the celebrity gossip machine... Really FR, I'm kinda surprised you care enough to post on the topic. |
03-06-2010, 07:43 PM | #5 | |
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03-06-2010, 08:29 PM | #6 |
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It is because I care that I started this thread so that people like us could have an alternative to the rolling news channel footage of Leornardo DiCaprio crying and choking his way through an acceptance speech, every quarter hour, on the quarter hour, for the next week, whilst the "breaking news" headline screams out "Shit film wins Oscar". Well atleast until another million black babies die of AIDS somewhere and the newscasters conscience gets pricked again.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-06-2010, 08:38 PM | #7 |
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Well, at least this thread got me to finally look up the meaning of "tosser".
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03-06-2010, 09:36 PM | #8 |
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Finally! In a sea of "which celebrity do you want to wank off to" dross, somebody actually got up off their fat arse, clawed their way out of their mothers basement, and bettered themself on Rapeboard!
This thread is dedicated to tossers everywhere.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-06-2010, 10:43 PM | #9 |
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Yes FR because understanding British colloquialisms is indeed a noble pursuit.
Personally I could give a crap about the fucking academy awards. Just a self-congratulating party for hollywood morons.
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03-07-2010, 04:30 AM | #10 |
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Talking about colloquialisms, I find it interesting that Americans say "I could give a crap" while others in the English speaking world say "I couldn't give a crap"
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03-07-2010, 04:38 AM | #11 |
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There is a saying "I'm so happy I could shit" perhaps that is what the Americans mean by this?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-07-2010, 04:49 AM | #12 |
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2 countries seperated by a common language
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03-07-2010, 05:50 AM | #13 |
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ah the good ole award speech.. i would like to thank myself well if it wasnt for me and my incredible acting i wouldnt be here, thank you ME.
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03-07-2010, 06:38 AM | #14 |
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03-07-2010, 07:11 PM | #15 | |
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In this case it's understood that the remark is sarcastic and... Um hell I'm making this up I have no real good answer. someone help?
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03-07-2010, 08:18 PM | #16 |
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"American English is a bit more sophisticated than British English."
NOW you're really pulling my leg aren't you Snarks?
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03-07-2010, 08:36 PM | #17 | |
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we americans say "could give a crap" because we're saying "it's shit and that's all we care about it" . where as the people who say couldn't give a crap mean it's beneath "shit" ... but then again being an arrogant american i could give a shit about this subject !!!! |
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