LMAO at a 'vanilla' dating site - Rape Board

Ntense · 12-27-2007, 02:24 PM

Raymond Pist (a regular? over at RU) has done a handful of extreme tests for folks like us over on OKCupid. I bet he scares the piss out of the 'normal' folks at OKC!

I stumbled across one of his tests and remembered the name; I'm not over at RU, just browsed their forum a few times.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=RaymondPist

Click on the 'Tests Taken' tab (see the photo) and you can see the rape-related tests he's done. You don't have to create an account to take his tests, just skip the places where it asks for a username or age, and hit the FINISH! button when you're done. They're hilarious!

12-28-2007, 07:26 AM

"Hi! And welcome to the BREAK IN to my Ex-Wife's BEDROOM Test. First, I want to make clear that she deserves to have bad things happen to her. She wasn't a very good wife. Quite puritanical when it came to her wifely duties. My sex life during our marriage consisted mainly of me fantasizing about what I'd like to do to her, but wasn't "allowed" to. Can you imagine, having fantasies about your own wife? So yes, I cheated. And yes, she found out and divorced me. SHE got the house, and I got the mortgage payments. How fair is that? We were married less than a year. Now, all I have left is an extra housekey that I made for her backdoor, and a few photos that she also doesn't know I have. (Some are vid-caps from my camcorder that I "accidently" left on record when I sat it down on our hotel dresser the night of our wedding) Now, I don't even get to see her anymore (because of the restraining order). And my fantasies of her now involve sex AND violence, and a masked stranger, who SOMEHOW gets possession of that extra housekey, shown below..."

Hmm HA HA HA HA HA I knew this guy had frigging screws loose, his ex had to get a restraining order.

AWDracer · 12-28-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by clan_hunter

"Hi! And welcome to the BREAK IN to my Ex-Wife's BEDROOM Test. First, I want to make clear that she deserves to have bad things happen to her. She wasn't a very good wife. Quite puritanical when it came to her wifely duties. My sex life during our marriage consisted mainly of me fantasizing about what I'd like to do to her, but wasn't "allowed" to. Can you imagine, having fantasies about your own wife? So yes, I cheated. And yes, she found out and divorced me. SHE got the house, and I got the mortgage payments. How fair is that? We were married less than a year. Now, all I have left is an extra housekey that I made for her backdoor, and a few photos that she also doesn't know I have. (Some are vid-caps from my camcorder that I "accidently" left on record when I sat it down on our hotel dresser the night of our wedding) Now, I don't even get to see her anymore (because of the restraining order). And my fantasies of her now involve sex AND violence, and a masked stranger, who SOMEHOW gets possession of that extra housekey, shown below..."

Hmm HA HA HA HA HA I knew this guy had frigging screws loose, his ex had to get a restraining order.

As much as I think he's probably one lousy fucking husband, I think I agree with him lol. I wouldn't be like him, but he'd be one I'd cheer on!

12-27-2007, 02:24 PM	#1
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	LMAO at a 'vanilla' dating site Raymond Pist (a regular? over at RU) has done a handful of extreme tests for folks like us over on OKCupid. I bet he scares the piss out of the 'normal' folks at OKC! I stumbled across one of his tests and remembered the name; I'm not over at RU, just browsed their forum a few times. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=RaymondPist Click on the 'Tests Taken' tab (see the photo) and you can see the rape-related tests he's done. You don't have to create an account to take his tests, just skip the places where it asks for a username or age, and hit the FINISH! button when you're done. They're hilarious! __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

12-28-2007, 07:26 AM	#2
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	"Hi! And welcome to the BREAK IN to my Ex-Wife's BEDROOM Test. First, I want to make clear that she deserves to have bad things happen to her. She wasn't a very good wife. Quite puritanical when it came to her wifely duties. My sex life during our marriage consisted mainly of me fantasizing about what I'd like to do to her, but wasn't "allowed" to. Can you imagine, having fantasies about your own wife? So yes, I cheated. And yes, she found out and divorced me. SHE got the house, and I got the mortgage payments. How fair is that? We were married less than a year. Now, all I have left is an extra housekey that I made for her backdoor, and a few photos that she also doesn't know I have. (Some are vid-caps from my camcorder that I "accidently" left on record when I sat it down on our hotel dresser the night of our wedding) Now, I don't even get to see her anymore (because of the restraining order). And my fantasies of her now involve sex AND violence, and a masked stranger, who SOMEHOW gets possession of that extra housekey, shown below..." Hmm HA HA HA HA HA I knew this guy had frigging screws loose, his ex had to get a restraining order. Last edited by clan_hunter; 12-28-2007 at 07:29 AM.