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03-24-2012, 10:23 AM | #1 |
The Fist of Fury.
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I'm drunk....
And the barbecue is lit. Dare you try a jerk turkey leg?
(This post has been grammatically adjusted in order to make some Sweat Sock bastard happy.)
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-25-2012, 03:49 AM | #2 |
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FYI. Its March!
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03-25-2012, 04:22 AM | #3 |
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I know it's March little girl. Here, "try" a sausage.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-25-2012, 05:36 AM | #4 | |
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Over here we have "snags" and prawns on the barbie.
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03-25-2012, 08:22 AM | #5 |
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A leg, formerly property of a turkey, that's been covered in sticky sauce and smoked in a jerk pan.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-26-2012, 01:35 AM | #6 |
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What's a jerk pan?
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03-26-2012, 01:38 PM | #7 |
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Oh good grief! It's a Jamaican version of a barbecue.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-29-2012, 12:01 AM | #8 |
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So, you jerk off in a pan then use the sticky sauce to coat a turkey leg?
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03-29-2012, 01:11 AM | #9 |
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Hello Snarksy old mate. I thought you'd died and gone to heaven. Glad to know I have an ally against the forces of anarchism as personified by that English throwback FR.
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03-29-2012, 07:20 AM | #10 |
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When I started this thread I hoped for a discussion about barbecue food, not puerile innuendo from a pair of wankers!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-29-2012, 02:55 PM | #11 |
'bout bloody time.
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I think you forgot what forum you were on.
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03-29-2012, 03:13 PM | #12 |
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I would imagine in his drunkeness FR put this in the Rowdy Room instead of Idle Talk! Did you really expect a serious discussion about barbecue in the Rowdy Room you drunken Britt?
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03-29-2012, 03:47 PM | #13 |
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Yes. If they want to discuss wanking I already started a thread for them!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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03-29-2012, 04:23 PM | #14 |
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So you people on the other side of the pond, jerk off in a pan with a turkey and call it BBQ.
Isnt it easier to just use charcoal?
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03-29-2012, 07:46 PM | #15 |
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Whats the fucking problem here... I mean, dont wanking and BBQ's go hand in hand? I wank in my hand, then hand you some BBQ... simple.
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03-30-2012, 12:19 AM | #16 | |
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Now that was a mouthful only perfectlyformed could handle.
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03-30-2012, 06:28 AM | #17 |
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Waits with bated breath for FR's inevitably witty riposte. That's if he can tear himself away from the ever delectable Perfectlyformed.
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03-30-2012, 01:23 PM | #18 |
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He can't do witty. But I'm certain his reposte will include the word "fuck" and maybe "off"
And thank you for calling me delectable x
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03-30-2012, 01:59 PM | #19 |
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You are more than delectable my dear PF. If you ever want to visit the US I'll pay your way for a small surcharge of being able to have my way with you of course.
While I'm interested in FR's response as well I have to say it's really not fair to judge his culinary tastes, especially here. If he likes his meat coated in man-sauce and wants to share that well, good for him. Personally I do not have a taste for such a recipe. I do like grilling and the barbecue; chicken marinated in lime juice or coated in sriracha is great. But ejaculating into a pan and then coating dinner with it is just not my cup of tea. I really wonder if Jamaicans do this. If FR ever invited me to a bar-be-que I would have to decline I'm afraid.
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03-30-2012, 03:23 PM | #20 |
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Well you need never worry sunshine because I won't be inviting you. By the way, I wouldn't trust an invitation from McBatfink to a haggis supper. He'd probably just shit in a condom and bake it for an hour....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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