"Better Off Without" List - Rape Board

Sierra · 05-23-2013, 01:07 PM

There is a whole list of people I am fed to the teeth with. I truly believe that the world would be a better place without them. Just a start, in no particular order:

My idiot brother-in-law
Kim Kardashian and the rest of that spawn
Justin Bieber and all his followers
Bernie Madoff, that thieving bastard
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - I'm good with followers of the faith, but when your religion is "Look at me!" I have a problem.
The asshole behind me with his high-beams on

menace · 05-23-2013, 03:07 PM

If you think the world will be better off without Kim Kardashian, you're gonna have to find me another pair of tits and a great ass to drool over

batffink · 05-23-2013, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

There is a whole list of people I am fed to the teeth with. I truly believe that the world would be a better place without them. Just a start, in no particular order:

My idiot brother-in-law
Kim Kardashian and the rest of that spawn
Justin Bieber and all his followers
Bernie Madoff, that thieving bastard
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - I'm good with followers of the faith, but when your religion is "Look at me!" I have a problem.
The asshole behind me with his high-beams on

I believe you have just incriminated yourself of driving without due care and attention - To wit - Driving whilst under the influence of Rapeboard.
How do you plead?

FuckingRotter · 05-23-2013, 10:27 PM

Angela "cunt wig" Merkin. The worlds most powerful, and ugliest, woman. She looks like Hitler with tits. Fucking slag.

Sierra · 05-23-2013, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

I believe you have just incriminated yourself of driving without due care and attention - To wit - Driving whilst under the influence of Rapeboard.
How do you plead?

Since I am in the United States at the moment, I cite the 5th Amendment to our Constitution:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, . . .shall be compelled ... to be a witness against himself ...

Driving whilst under the influence of Rapeboard would probably constitute an "infamous crime", don't you think?

batffink · 05-23-2013, 11:18 PM

I believe, as a frustrated lawyer, that I have cunningly found a loophole in your defence. The fifth, as you quote, specifically says "himself" therefore the original charge must still apply as you are unquestionably "herself"

Howzat!!!!

FuckingRotter · 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM

Ah, silly mare has already admitted it anyway.

Sierra · 05-24-2013, 01:40 PM

You can both bite me.

Wait....

That might not be the right thing to say on this board.

pervipete · 05-24-2013, 03:43 PM

Can I add to that list

My current boss
and one of my team leaders...

And celeb wise

Anyone famous for the sake of being famous...

FuckingRotter · 07-14-2013, 12:51 AM

Apart from Tara Palmer Tomkinson, because I want to fuck her.

Darksyde · 07-14-2013, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

There is a whole list of people I am fed to the teeth with. I truly believe that the world would be a better place without them. Just a start, in no particular order:

My idiot brother-in-law
Kim Kardashian and the rest of that spawn
Justin Bieber and all his followers
Bernie Madoff, that thieving bastard
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - I'm good with followers of the faith, but when your religion is "Look at me!" I have a problem.
The asshole behind me with his high-beams on

Well, I don't know your b-i-l, so I'll have to take your word for it. As for the rest of the list, I can't argue with any of them. Especially Bieber and his delusional fans who think he actually has any real talent!

pervipete · 07-15-2013, 10:20 AM

Can I put my sister on the 'fuck off forever list'

What else, lazy fucks who have never worked a day in their miserable, pointless, scrounging lives yet have the bollocks to complain about foreigners coming here and taking the jobs. Sorry, if you have been working for years, lose your job and only see Poles, Czechs, Indians et al getting the job, or are continually looking for a job, then yes, I agree you have a place to complain, but if the last job you have on your CV was at the time of the Boar War, and the last time you look, Lloyd George was PM, then please shut the fuck up, someone's got to earn the tax money to pay your welfare...

shysnale · 08-01-2013, 06:24 AM

FuckingRotter · 08-01-2013, 11:53 AM

Artists.

Sweetlust · 08-08-2013, 10:52 AM

The 'help' call center staff for Kindle, who tell you to the exact same thing that is printed on Amazon's website for Kindle. After telling them you did that 20 times and it didn't work those 20times...why are you telling me to do it again??? I can fucking read. I can fucking push the button until I see the little green light. It does not work! Then telling me you have to get a manager, who proceeds to tell me to do the same thing. Then says..."check our website for further details...have a nice day...thank you for calling." Yes...that lot can go.

LEONIDOS · 08-08-2013, 04:22 PM

better off without rape

RapeU · 09-27-2013, 03:16 PM

my ex wife. If she were dead the world would be a much better place.

FuckingRotter · 09-27-2013, 03:26 PM

Muslims. At least, this country would be better off without them.

pervipete · 09-27-2013, 04:01 PM

Asshole bigots...

FuckingRotter · 09-27-2013, 04:16 PM

Indeed they are.

05-23-2013, 01:07 PM	#1
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	"Better Off Without" List There is a whole list of people I am fed to the teeth with. I truly believe that the world would be a better place without them. Just a start, in no particular order: My idiot brother-in-law Kim Kardashian and the rest of that spawn Justin Bieber and all his followers Bernie Madoff, that thieving bastard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - I'm good with followers of the faith, but when your religion is "Look at me!" I have a problem. The asshole behind me with his high-beams on __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

05-23-2013, 03:07 PM	#2
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	If you think the world will be better off without Kim Kardashian, you're gonna have to find me another pair of tits and a great ass to drool over __________________ Try and stop me

05-23-2013, 10:27 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Angela "cunt wig" Merkin. The worlds most powerful, and ugliest, woman. She looks like Hitler with tits. Fucking slag. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-23-2013, 11:18 PM	#6
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I believe, as a frustrated lawyer, that I have cunningly found a loophole in your defence. The fifth, as you quote, specifically says "himself" therefore the original charge must still apply as you are unquestionably "herself" Howzat!!!! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-23-2013, 11:44 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah, silly mare has already admitted it anyway. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-24-2013, 01:40 PM	#8
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	You can both bite me. Wait.... That might not be the right thing to say on this board. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

05-24-2013, 03:43 PM	#9
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Can I add to that list My current boss and one of my team leaders... And celeb wise Anyone famous for the sake of being famous... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

07-14-2013, 12:51 AM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Apart from Tara Palmer Tomkinson, because I want to fuck her. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

07-15-2013, 10:20 AM	#12
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Can I put my sister on the 'fuck off forever list' What else, lazy fucks who have never worked a day in their miserable, pointless, scrounging lives yet have the bollocks to complain about foreigners coming here and taking the jobs. Sorry, if you have been working for years, lose your job and only see Poles, Czechs, Indians et al getting the job, or are continually looking for a job, then yes, I agree you have a place to complain, but if the last job you have on your CV was at the time of the Boar War, and the last time you look, Lloyd George was PM, then please shut the fuck up, someone's got to earn the tax money to pay your welfare... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

08-01-2013, 06:24 AM	#13
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179

08-01-2013, 11:53 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Artists. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-08-2013, 10:52 AM	#15
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	The 'help' call center staff for Kindle, who tell you to the exact same thing that is printed on Amazon's website for Kindle. After telling them you did that 20 times and it didn't work those 20times...why are you telling me to do it again??? I can fucking read. I can fucking push the button until I see the little green light. It does not work! Then telling me you have to get a manager, who proceeds to tell me to do the same thing. Then says..."check our website for further details...have a nice day...thank you for calling." Yes...that lot can go.

08-08-2013, 04:22 PM	#16
LEONIDOS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Reputation: 5383	better off without rape

09-27-2013, 03:16 PM	#17
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	my ex wife. If she were dead the world would be a much better place. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

09-27-2013, 03:26 PM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Muslims. At least, this country would be better off without them. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

09-27-2013, 04:01 PM	#19
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Asshole bigots... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

09-27-2013, 04:16 PM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Indeed they are. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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