The best sex - Rape Board

ChiTownHoney · 02-16-2009, 12:44 AM

#1 make up sex

#2 fresh out of jail sex

#3 interracial sex.

Anyone else hear this? I heard this today. Agree??

(we are discounting rape sex because, well, obvious reasons you pervs)

Stainless Steel Rat · 02-16-2009, 01:06 AM

Well if you believe the Seinfeld episode, Fugitive Sex was stated to be better than Conjugal visit sex and make up sex so that might rearrange the order to:

1 - Fugitive Sex
2 - Conjugal Visit Sex
3 - Make up Sex
4 - Fresh from jail Sex
5 - Interracial Sex

Cheers all from the Stainless Steel Rat

FuckingRotter · 02-16-2009, 09:33 AM

I fucking hate you so much but I don't give a shit I'm going to fuck you anyway sex is good. Interacial yeah, especially if you throw in a bit of race hate. And yes, fresh out of jail sex was good as I recall.

ChiTownHoney · 02-16-2009, 11:27 PM

I actually havent had any of this kind of sex, so I dont know.

However, the best sex for me is when I he's mad and I use my sex as a tool to make him forget all about his anger and I tease him untill he finally throws me on the bed and takes my body. *shudder*

FuckingRotter · 02-17-2009, 12:30 AM

Last summer I met up with an ex of mine, she used to be a real stunner, when I was seeing her she was trying to get into modelling. We hadn't seen each other for ten years and in the interim she had turned into a tree-hugging hippy chick. She was still pretty fine, atleast she was under the matted hair, dirty, baggy and unflaggering clothes, body hair and the fact that she badly needed a wash.

I remembered what a good fuck she used to be, and how beautiful and intelligent, the perfect woman perhaps. Now she was a waste of space, no job, crappy stinking house full of cats, she looked a mess. This girl made me so fucking angry because she could have been on the cover of Vogue or she could have been running her own business, but instead she chose to sit around campfires playing bongos and snorting ketamine.

So I got her drunk, took her back to my place, threw her in the shower and then fucked her up the arse.

Well, she was still a good fuck so atleast she wasn't entirely wasted eh?

Sierra · 02-17-2009, 12:44 AM

Some of the most explosive sex is a grudge fuck, like ChiTown says. This is completely different from makeup sex where you're all lovey-dovey. This is when you're still angry. It's hard and nasty and violent and angry and.....

Pardon me. I need a private moment.

Crotch_Ripper · 02-17-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

Some of the most explosive sex is a grudge fuck, like ChiTown says. This is completely different from makeup sex where you're all lovey-dovey. This is when you're still angry. It's hard and nasty and violent and angry and.....

Pardon me. I need a private moment.

After reading that me too...................

02-17-2009, 12:30 AM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Last summer I met up with an ex of mine, she used to be a real stunner, when I was seeing her she was trying to get into modelling. We hadn't seen each other for ten years and in the interim she had turned into a tree-hugging hippy chick. She was still pretty fine, atleast she was under the matted hair, dirty, baggy and unflaggering clothes, body hair and the fact that she badly needed a wash. I remembered what a good fuck she used to be, and how beautiful and intelligent, the perfect woman perhaps. Now she was a waste of space, no job, crappy stinking house full of cats, she looked a mess. This girl made me so fucking angry because she could have been on the cover of Vogue or she could have been running her own business, but instead she chose to sit around campfires playing bongos and snorting ketamine. So I got her drunk, took her back to my place, threw her in the shower and then fucked her up the arse. Well, she was still a good fuck so atleast she wasn't entirely wasted eh? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-17-2009, 12:44 AM	#6
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Some of the most explosive sex is a grudge fuck, like ChiTown says. This is completely different from makeup sex where you're all lovey-dovey. This is when you're still angry. It's hard and nasty and violent and angry and..... Pardon me. I need a private moment. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-16-2009, 12:44 AM	#1
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	The best sex #1 make up sex #2 fresh out of jail sex #3 interracial sex. Anyone else hear this? I heard this today. Agree?? (we are discounting rape sex because, well, obvious reasons you pervs)

02-16-2009, 01:06 AM	#2
Stainless Steel Rat Lord of the Labyrinth Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Center of the Maze Posts: 397 Reputation: 68922	Well if you believe the Seinfeld episode, Fugitive Sex was stated to be better than Conjugal visit sex and make up sex so that might rearrange the order to: 1 - Fugitive Sex 2 - Conjugal Visit Sex 3 - Make up Sex 4 - Fresh from jail Sex 5 - Interracial Sex Cheers all from the Stainless Steel Rat __________________ "The lost souls of the Labyrinth"

02-16-2009, 09:33 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I fucking hate you so much but I don't give a shit I'm going to fuck you anyway sex is good. Interacial yeah, especially if you throw in a bit of race hate. And yes, fresh out of jail sex was good as I recall. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-16-2009, 11:27 PM	#4
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	I actually havent had any of this kind of sex, so I dont know. However, the best sex for me is when I he's mad and I use my sex as a tool to make him forget all about his anger and I tease him untill he finally throws me on the bed and takes my body. shudder