It's Martini Time! - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 02-07-2009, 01:26 PM

Thought it might be fun to post our favourite cocktail recipes for the education of all of Rapeboards boozehounds.

They must be your own recipe, in otherwirds not something you got out of a book but rather your variation on a theme, something handed to you by your old soak of a grandmother, or something you made from scratch.

I have two. I'll post one when I've smoked a ciggie, and save the other for later. It would be good to hear back from people who tried the recipes for themselves - tell us what you think.

FuckingRotter · 02-07-2009, 01:47 PM

Christmas Margharita

Using the measure from a cocktail shaker, combine two parts tequila, two parts Grand Marnier, and one part freshly squeezed lime juice over ice cubes, in the shaker. Lime cordial can be used, but is a little sweet with the Grand Marnier.

Replace lid and shake. Allow to chill for ten minutes.

Use martini glasses or Champagne flutes. Coat the rim in salt. Half fill the glasses with cocktail, then carefully top them up with Champagne.

Hailo · 02-07-2009, 02:13 PM

My fave drink in the whole wide world, i actually believe i can drink this by the bucket.

This is my version:

Couple of shots - Archers Peach Scnapps
Couple of shots - Vodka
Cranberry
Crushed ice
and a slice of lime

It is lush....woo woo please

FuckingRotter · 02-08-2009, 01:12 PM

Made this one myself.

Fill a long glass with ice cubes and a slice of lime. Two shots each of Bourbon and Southern Comfort. Top glass up with Dr Pepper. Add a dash of Tabasco Sauce. Do NOT stir.

It has quite a kick and a little surprise at the bottom of the glass.

theDarkOne · 02-08-2009, 02:29 PM

Cool idea for a thread Rotter!

This is not to fancy,kinda basic.I will call it the "Kinda White trash"

Poor a Double shot of Rum(any kind will do)into a tall glass.

Fill half the glass with Sunny Delight(Sunny D to the cool kids)

Pour in a splash of Lemon Lime Gatorade.

Its so good ...

snarkopo · 02-08-2009, 03:49 PM

Nor really a drink recipe but worth the effort.

1 litre vodka
5 oz. wormwood - can get online easily enough
3-4 cloves of star anise
tablespoon fennel seed
tablespoon regular anise seed
1/2 oz hyssop
1/2 tsp coriander

Grind all the above dry ingredients in a food processor or coffee grinder.
Add to vodka and let macerate for 3-4 days.

Strain with a coffee filter and if desired add a bit of sugar.

I have sometimes added a bit of vermouth to the above recipe as apparently vermouth means wormwood in German.

Or, better yet, distill the lot but be careful! It WILL kick your ass if you don't water it down in the traditional way.

Making a small still at home is not that difficult and there are plenty of references online.
I made one and it worked! But it was a triple stage design so what came out was probably 90% alcohol. Funny but I forgot that as I kept tasting the output. My mouth shrivelled nearly to that of a walnut and I couldn't figure out why I could not walk after a few tastes. Then I saw the elephants.

FuckingRotter · 02-08-2009, 05:28 PM

Must build a 'stil one day.

Sierra · 02-08-2009, 06:16 PM

1. Get Grey Goose out of the freezer
2. Obtain a something to drink it out of - paper cup, cat's bowl, glass, old takeout container...whatever
3. Pour appropriate amount - no need to measure
4. Drink
5. Repeat as necessary.

Hailo · 02-08-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

1. Get Grey Goose out of the freezer
2. Obtain a something to drink it out of - paper cup, cat's bowl, glass, old takeout container...whatever
3. Pour appropriate amount - no need to measure
4. Drink
5. Repeat as necessary.

Must it be Grey Goose or can it be cheap vodka from the supermarket?

lexie22 · 02-08-2009, 07:13 PM

Personally, I like about 4 shots of Cuervo in a splash a Fruit Punch+Berry Xtreme Gatorade.

FuckingRotter · 02-08-2009, 07:41 PM

I do this with Wild Turkey, except I drink straight from the bottle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

1. Get Grey Goose out of the freezer
2. Obtain a something to drink it out of - paper cup, cat's bowl, glass, old takeout container...whatever
3. Pour appropriate amount - no need to measure
4. Drink
5. Repeat as necessary.

Hailo · 02-10-2009, 01:02 PM

I also like slippery nipples, i thinks its a shot of:

Baileys
cream
coffee bean?

02-07-2009, 01:26 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's Martini Time! Thought it might be fun to post our favourite cocktail recipes for the education of all of Rapeboards boozehounds. They must be your own recipe, in otherwirds not something you got out of a book but rather your variation on a theme, something handed to you by your old soak of a grandmother, or something you made from scratch. I have two. I'll post one when I've smoked a ciggie, and save the other for later. It would be good to hear back from people who tried the recipes for themselves - tell us what you think. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-07-2009, 01:47 PM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Christmas Margharita Using the measure from a cocktail shaker, combine two parts tequila, two parts Grand Marnier, and one part freshly squeezed lime juice over ice cubes, in the shaker. Lime cordial can be used, but is a little sweet with the Grand Marnier. Replace lid and shake. Allow to chill for ten minutes. Use martini glasses or Champagne flutes. Coat the rim in salt. Half fill the glasses with cocktail, then carefully top them up with Champagne. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-07-2009, 02:13 PM	#3
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	Woo Woo's My fave drink in the whole wide world, i actually believe i can drink this by the bucket. This is my version: Couple of shots - Archers Peach Scnapps Couple of shots - Vodka Cranberry Crushed ice and a slice of lime It is lush....woo woo please __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

02-08-2009, 01:12 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Southern Discomfort. Made this one myself. Fill a long glass with ice cubes and a slice of lime. Two shots each of Bourbon and Southern Comfort. Top glass up with Dr Pepper. Add a dash of Tabasco Sauce. Do NOT stir. It has quite a kick and a little surprise at the bottom of the glass. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-08-2009, 02:29 PM	#5
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	Kinda White trash Cool idea for a thread Rotter! This is not to fancy,kinda basic.I will call it the "Kinda White trash" Poor a Double shot of Rum(any kind will do)into a tall glass. Fill half the glass with Sunny Delight(Sunny D to the cool kids) Pour in a splash of Lemon Lime Gatorade. Its so good ...

02-08-2009, 03:49 PM	#6
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Poor mans Absinthe Nor really a drink recipe but worth the effort. 1 litre vodka 5 oz. wormwood - can get online easily enough 3-4 cloves of star anise tablespoon fennel seed tablespoon regular anise seed 1/2 oz hyssop 1/2 tsp coriander Grind all the above dry ingredients in a food processor or coffee grinder. Add to vodka and let macerate for 3-4 days. Strain with a coffee filter and if desired add a bit of sugar. I have sometimes added a bit of vermouth to the above recipe as apparently vermouth means wormwood in German. Or, better yet, distill the lot but be careful! It WILL kick your ass if you don't water it down in the traditional way. Making a small still at home is not that difficult and there are plenty of references online. I made one and it worked! But it was a triple stage design so what came out was probably 90% alcohol. Funny but I forgot that as I kept tasting the output. My mouth shrivelled nearly to that of a walnut and I couldn't figure out why I could not walk after a few tastes. Then I saw the elephants. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there. Last edited by snarkopo; 02-08-2009 at 03:55 PM.

02-08-2009, 05:28 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Must build a 'stil one day. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-08-2009, 06:16 PM	#8
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	1. Get Grey Goose out of the freezer 2. Obtain a something to drink it out of - paper cup, cat's bowl, glass, old takeout container...whatever 3. Pour appropriate amount - no need to measure 4. Drink 5. Repeat as necessary. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-08-2009, 07:13 PM	#10
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	Personally, I like about 4 shots of Cuervo in a splash a Fruit Punch+Berry Xtreme Gatorade.

02-10-2009, 01:02 PM	#12
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	I also like slippery nipples, i thinks its a shot of: Baileys cream coffee bean? __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal