would you sink this low? - Page 2 - Rape Board

Rogue · 04-01-2009, 06:40 PM

Here it is - http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...87618964917848

Sternenlied · 04-01-2009, 06:41 PM

The Irishman ... of course, who else?

Rogue · 04-01-2009, 06:44 PM

What are you implying Stern?

sexfiend · 04-01-2009, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

What are you implying Stern?

Maybe that you know more about sex dolls then we think? HUMMMMM do tell Rogue?

Rogue · 04-02-2009, 05:41 PM

Actually a good friend of Stern's sent me the link

The last time I got excited by a lifeless woman was a mannequin in a window. Those were some sexy high heels.

Sternenlied · 04-02-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

Actually a good friend of Stern's sent me the link

Well, considering how many "good friends" I have ... you just gave the person away.

ChiTownHoney · 04-02-2009, 07:17 PM

Damnit GOATBOY! Of course none of these upstanding, moral, righteous citizens would ever entertain the thought of raping a real sex doll! What are you thinking??

FuckingRotter · 04-03-2009, 02:09 AM

I've just had an idea for a film: Killer Zombie Sex Dolls. The title speaks for itself but the only way to kill them is by raping them. The tagline could read "Dare YOU Get Close Enough?".

fival · 04-03-2009, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I've just had an idea for a film: Killer Zombie Sex Dolls. The title speaks for itself but the only way to kill them is by raping them. The tagline could read "Dare YOU Get Close Enough?".

sounds like a winner to me

dashrendar44 · 04-03-2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I've just had an idea for a film: Killer Zombie Sex Dolls. The title speaks for itself but the only way to kill them is by raping them. The tagline could read "Dare YOU Get Close Enough?".

its better than anything romero cranks out these days...

mco · 04-03-2009, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by newland11

Rape a doll...

So that means she doesn't want it?

Well, seems to me the general rule is that if you don't have an explicit agreement you're basically not legally in right...

..so yes, it would be rape.

pervipete · 04-03-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I've just had an idea for a film: Killer Zombie Sex Dolls. The title speaks for itself but the only way to kill them is by raping them. The tagline could read "Dare YOU Get Close Enough?".

Like Westworld?

alabamajim · 04-03-2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATBOY

pervipetes thread made me think of this.

Would you rape a sex doll?

If you were rather sad and lonely and got tired of a few russian vids and your right hand, would you shell on a dummy, dress her up and then act out a rape on her.

if I ever did that I would shoot myself moments after cumming.

(now I have depressing thoughts of one tied up)

Not anymore, the bitch won't even return any of my phone calls

Murlough · 04-08-2011, 07:40 PM

I don't know how one could seriously get off to screwing life size Barbie. I hear it feels the same when having sex (so I hear, but the guy owns a sex doll; how much sex with the real thing has he had BEOFORE buying the sex doll? lol) but I suppose it would take quite a bit of imagination to get that lady moving for you. I've seen the documentary that was mentioned earlier and I honestly find it creepy to chose a doll as a domestic partner. But I cannot judge as I have never had sex with a doll. I guess eating the doll out wouldnt be much fun on a count of I haven't gotten a penis to stick in her. And now that I know there is a male, I doubt I would ever try it given the oppotunity. I don't see the big thrill of a sex doll. I have my own small toys but all in all nothing compares to the real thing.

IMRAZOR · 04-23-2011, 10:46 AM

Isn't that what they're made in factories for?!

Remember the (improvised) song Little Rubber Girl - by Denny Whalley and Frank Zappa, about how he doesn't need his on-off girlfriend anymore 'cause he's having so much fun "raping" his blow-up doll. ("Got her on a string 'n she don't talk back, she'll let me put it in the back...")

judith · 04-29-2011, 03:09 AM

now that's really pathetic!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOATBOY

Would you rape a sex doll?

UK_girl · 05-02-2011, 01:21 PM

This sounds like you guys are in great need of Tim Minchin's song "my inflatable you".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOuqEzmg304

Your love for me is not debatable
Your sexual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you.

You don't have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you.

You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently fallatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you.

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you around to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Refutable, commutable you.
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/t...table_you.html ]
You're never sensitive or tickly
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
It's know as static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you.

Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position's feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don't complain about my hairy back
Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo...

Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a tissue
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
And I won't let you down.

04-01-2009, 06:40 PM	#21
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Here it is - http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...87618964917848 __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

04-01-2009, 06:41 PM	#22
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	The Irishman ... of course, who else? __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

04-01-2009, 06:44 PM	#23
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	What are you implying Stern? __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

04-02-2009, 05:41 PM	#25
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Actually a good friend of Stern's sent me the link The last time I got excited by a lifeless woman was a mannequin in a window. Those were some sexy high heels. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

04-03-2009, 02:09 AM	#28
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I've just had an idea for a film: Killer Zombie Sex Dolls. The title speaks for itself but the only way to kill them is by raping them. The tagline could read "Dare YOU Get Close Enough?". __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-02-2009, 07:17 PM	#27
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Damnit GOATBOY! Of course none of these upstanding, moral, righteous citizens would ever entertain the thought of raping a real sex doll! What are you thinking??

04-08-2011, 07:40 PM	#34
Murlough Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 17 Reputation: 10	I don't know how one could seriously get off to screwing life size Barbie. I hear it feels the same when having sex (so I hear, but the guy owns a sex doll; how much sex with the real thing has he had BEOFORE buying the sex doll? lol) but I suppose it would take quite a bit of imagination to get that lady moving for you. I've seen the documentary that was mentioned earlier and I honestly find it creepy to chose a doll as a domestic partner. But I cannot judge as I have never had sex with a doll. I guess eating the doll out wouldnt be much fun on a count of I haven't gotten a penis to stick in her. And now that I know there is a male, I doubt I would ever try it given the oppotunity. I don't see the big thrill of a sex doll. I have my own small toys but all in all nothing compares to the real thing.

04-23-2011, 10:46 AM	#35
IMRAZOR Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: LONDON AREA Posts: 74 Reputation: -599	Isn't that what they're made in factories for?! Remember the (improvised) song Little Rubber Girl - by Denny Whalley and Frank Zappa, about how he doesn't need his on-off girlfriend anymore 'cause he's having so much fun "raping" his blow-up doll. ("Got her on a string 'n she don't talk back, she'll let me put it in the back...")

05-02-2011, 01:21 PM	#37
UK_girl Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North of London Posts: 45 Reputation: 295	This sounds like you guys are in great need of Tim Minchin's song "my inflatable you". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOuqEzmg304 Your love for me is not debatable Your sexual appetite's insatiable You never ever make me waitable Delectable, inflatable you. You don't have problems with your weight at all You never steal food off my plate at all I never have to masturbate at all Unstoppable, inflatable you. You never seem to menstruate at all So you're not angry when I'm late at all I feel permanently fallatable Unpoppable, inflatable you. With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown We could just float forever whatever the weather Whenever my inflatable lover's around. Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable You always do what you are toldable And if we argue you just foldable Controllable consolable you. My mates all reckon you are suitable I took you around to watch the footable And Steve and Gary said you're rootable Refutable, commutable you. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/t...table_you.html ] You're never sensitive or tickly When I rub you my skin goes prickly It's know as static electricity Felicity when I'm kissing you. Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych To know if you get down I just perk you right up With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike. You never wake up when I snore at all A trait which I find quite adorable You have a box and you are storable Ignorable, back-doorable you. Any sexual position's feasible Although you don't bend at the knees at all Your hooters are so firm and squeezable Increasable, un-creasable you. You don't complain about my hairy back Or about the inches that downstairs I lack You're not disgusted by my furry crack Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo... Now birth control is not an issue I clean it all off with a tissue I bet my jealous friends all wish you Were insatiably inflatably theirs. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. And I won't let you down.