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04-25-2009, 01:34 PM | #21 |
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I've always considered a kebab to be a roll of the dice more than anything else. God I love them but a couple of hours after eating one you could well be shitting through the eye of a needle
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04-25-2009, 01:56 PM | #22 |
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04-25-2009, 02:12 PM | #23 | |
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Lucy, you just about made my point for me.
A kebab is a boys night out on the pull, 10 pints of lager, a fight, puking on your shirt, shagging a complete stranger and waking up with a donner kebab in bed next to you. A pizza is a girls night in, the latest Hugh Grant DVD, sharing a bottle of Zinfadel and a Ham and pineapple pizza (ham and fucking pineapple?) and waking up feeling ever so slightly hungover. A kebab is an early grave, a pizza is an early night! Quote:
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-25-2009, 02:17 PM | #24 |
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Yea freaking Kebabs will kill your ass unless your tough!?
Poor Leonidas was munching on one when they snuck up behind him?! True Pizza is a comfort food for Girls and Only Real Men eat Kebabs or spotted dick or blood pudding.....yuckkkk
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04-25-2009, 02:18 PM | #25 |
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dang I didnt know you was a scholor
Zinfadel and edicated two LOL I dont drink wine anymore it hurts |
04-25-2009, 02:24 PM | #26 |
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Yea love the Greeks and Athena!
Wine gives ya a big ass headache... Here have some of this its much better!
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04-25-2009, 02:32 PM | #27 |
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I can't stand either of them
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04-25-2009, 02:36 PM | #28 |
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04-25-2009, 03:30 PM | #29 |
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That looks about as good as a dead cat in pie crust.
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04-25-2009, 03:52 PM | #30 |
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Lol different strokes for different folks I guess. I look and think it looks tasty but then I love yorkshire pudding so. I will admit it does look a little strange to the uninitiated. I think it's one of those dishes that was born from having to make meals with very little food back when most working class people didn't have much money.
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04-25-2009, 03:58 PM | #31 |
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So...would you like some fries/crisps with this dish??
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04-25-2009, 05:09 PM | #32 |
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The best kabob that I've had was in Kazakhstan. They call it shashlyk. It consists of beef or lamb braised over the smoking limbs of a saxaul tree.
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04-25-2009, 09:48 PM | #33 | |
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Ohhhhhh
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You have to know that even if i'm italian i like to taste every kind of food...and yes i think you have great tastes... so now i will like to try this one too...if i have to be honest it seems to be more good then the sausages with the toad. |
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04-26-2009, 03:30 AM | #34 |
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But we only use the finest young toads from the smelliest bogs in our cooking....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-26-2009, 12:30 PM | #35 |
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Pizza please*places napkin on my lap and awaits cheese and tomato pizza*
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04-26-2009, 12:36 PM | #36 |
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See? Pizza, girls.
I do know little miss Rotter likes kebabs too though.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-26-2009, 12:37 PM | #37 |
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Whats wrong with Ham and Pineapple? Or cheese and Tomato? Or chicken and mushroom?
You are right though, its a male-female thing. Guys tend to put 10 toppings on a pizza because somehow they think it will taste better. Then they pour barbeque sauce or something over the top and completely miss the point in having 10 toppings. Those kebabs on a stick look nice, but the doner kebab, its haha, look at it. So much grease and fat. Toad in the hole is lovely Conrad Very nice. Although Corned beef on Yorkshire is better in my opinion. |
04-26-2009, 12:40 PM | #38 |
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They're skewers Lucy. I can do good works with skewers.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-26-2009, 08:22 PM | #39 | |
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Yes i do like the gyros/kyros...but more the kebab...and yes i was just talking of it. |
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04-27-2009, 06:48 PM | #40 |
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OK just come to Milan and i will show you what i'm talking about...do you have a problem?
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