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Old 03-18-2010, 10:23 PM   #1
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Default The dreaded split-stream

It happened to me today at work. Fortunately I was the only one in the restroom at the time so no one was there to see my crime of peeing all over the floor. Yes I am talking about the dreaded "split-stream" when for some reason, that old reliable firehose goes wrong and instead of one fine flow you get 2 streams of urine that are at right odds to each other. Making it absolutely impossible to aim them in the urinal or toilet at the same time. All you can do is watch in despair as you flood the floor.

Is there a solution to this malady? Anyone have any tricks that work?
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:14 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2010, 01:11 AM   #3
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All I know is that girls don't have this problem because they can't manage to stand and piss at the same time. I think it has something to do with postural hypo-tension, all the blood floods out of their brains and they faint. Poor little darlings.

And to think, they say we can't multi-task but at least we can stand and piss at the same time!
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So can sheep. And female sheep can stand up to their tits in water without getting their cunts wet. So there!
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