DAP (Drunk and Posting) Question about strippers/hookers and lab dances - Rape Board

Jasmine · 06-20-2009, 09:46 PM

So what is the attraction to strippers? Why do men want someone that's been used by so many others?

And lap dances? You can't touch. You can't have it. So, why spend the money?

RapeU · 06-20-2009, 10:10 PM

I wanna get drunk and post!

hellminth · 06-20-2009, 10:29 PM

i have never been to the strippers - never saw the point

but i've got drunk and posted many times

Bella-In-Progress · 06-20-2009, 10:54 PM

I agree with you Jasmine, it's pointless. What's the use if you can't have any physical contact?

#1assasin · 06-20-2009, 11:47 PM

might be polygamy (i think thats right) too much sperm for just one woman, or just the company of a woman with nsa, that means not whining, nagging and no fuss. everything is simple and don't have to deal with them afterwards. Also men have always like to help women in need, thats why strippers and hookers do have a job.
never fucked a hooker but have had lap dances by a stripper

loma at this thread

theDarkOne · 06-21-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

So what is the attraction to strippers?

They get nude.

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

Why do men want someone that's been used by so many others?

There not prostitutes.They just dance.A very naughty dance but dance none the less.

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

And lap dances? You can't touch. You can't have it.

See answer #1 but this time it is in your face and on your lap.

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

So, why spend the money?

Because someone has to put her through school.

(((on a side note.I like the idea of this thread)))

(((It's good for weekend after the bar posting)))

BTN · 06-21-2009, 02:39 AM

Strippers for me are a great way of getting a bit of excitement without actually cheating on my girl, who, bless her heart, doesn't mind me going to a titty bar in the least. Its called striptease for a reason and I'm sure alot of people here understand the excitement of being teased.

Also I like to remember that these girls are all someones daughter and I like to talk to them as if they were just a girl in a bar. Its alot more respectful. As a result the girls in my semi regular lapdance bar all kind of like me so I get alot of attention when I go in

BTNs' tip for the day

kitty_joanne · 06-21-2009, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

So what is the attraction to strippers? Why do men want someone that's been used by so many others?

And lap dances? You can't touch. You can't have it. So, why spend the money?

Its because men are horny pigs with senseless brain and a lot of money to spend!

Dollface · 06-21-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kitty_joanne

Its because men are horny pigs with senseless brain and a lot of money to spend!

In the guys' defense, girls go to strip clubs too. I know I've gone.

It sucked.

perverted mind · 06-21-2009, 03:18 AM

Wow i love the strippers i spent £500 one night, on a credit card, watching titties all night, the days of being young and stuped, a whole week and a bits wages!

And i shall contribute to this most excellent thread, check out Tamy:

http://www.stringfellows.co.uk/clubs/pages/videos.php

8 Streaming full strip videos

Have Fun

kitty_joanne · 06-21-2009, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by perverted mind

Wow i love the strippers i spent Â£500 one night, on a credit card, watching titties all night, the days of being young and stuped, a whole week and a bits wages!

And i shall contribute to this most excellent thread, check out Tamy:

http://www.stringfellows.co.uk/clubs/pages/videos.php

8 Streaming full strip videos

Have Fun

I stand corrected

TZOFOSHO · 06-21-2009, 05:58 AM

yeah, always been a good way to waste money to me...but, at the same time, always fun, i've been twice, hated the money i spent, even managed to overdraw my account (when i originally didn't want to go) but had fun, . I've always thought it'd be a really fun place to just go with a female friend who there's sexual tension with. Either way a good night, you either hook up as a result of the sex in the air, or just have a really fun night making fun of the situation.

One of my best friends is fond of putting me with awkward situations with strippers. First time i went i was nervous about it, and i told him i knew he was going to get me a dance, i just asked he not get me one particular girl. So, naturally he get's me that girl (not a cute face, and huge fake tits), and tells her it's my bday. Really, shitty experience having to act like i loved it.

Second time, he gets this shot girl that i had mentioned was really cute to give me a dace. Then, he tells her that i'm a marine (i'm overweight) who just got back from japan (i lived there in highschool because my parents are marines). So she's like, 'so, when did you get back'; and i'm like 'three years ago (thinking:crazy bitch).' And my favorite stripper experince: (in a very seductive voice) 'welcome home soldier'.....i hate strip clubs.

Jasmine · 06-21-2009, 09:21 AM

A strip club in New Orleans was one of the saddest things I've ever witnessed. There was a guy that I went to college with who led a sheltered life - the only sex he ever had was online! When we were in NO he wanted to go to a strip show, I was the only one who would go with him.

A guy knocked a table over and the strippers dove for the change and cigarettes that hit the floor.

In Myrtle Beach, a group of us went to a club. The girl dancing was so young. The guys asked me what I thought and I told them to freeze. They did. Not one person was actually looking at the poor girl taking off her clothes for them. How very sad.

The stripper we paid to give our Marine friend a lap dance preferred to give Laura a lap dance and actually bit Laura's breast hard enough to draw blood.

I've been to Male Strip Shows and had a ball there! No lap dance, but the guys had great bodies. My favorite one was a "fantasy" show where the guys came out dressed like cops, construction workers, etc. The best part was taking the shy women who were afraid of the dancers. We watched them transform into wild wanton women who wanted to grab the dancers!

Why aren't there regular strip clubs for women to see men strip?

Bella-In-Progress · 06-21-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by kitty_joanne

Its because men are horny pigs with senseless brain and a lot of money to spend!

T_________T Thanks Kitty....

crimsondesire · 06-21-2009, 09:56 AM

Hmmm, I wouldnt be as understanding with my partner,I have really high expectations and I dont agree with them looking at anybody else in such a way besides me ,I dont enjoy my mate being seduced by another female and having them turned on by somebody else. They are my mate, I am territorial and thoughts are just as bad to me as the physical aspect of it.

I like obsessive and If another man were turning me on and i were enjoying seeing them naked and paying them to seduce me, he wouldnt be very nhappy about it and also,like I really think he would get very upset. Strip clubs, could be fun if you went there together and they embraced you as a couple though.

Cedar · 06-21-2009, 10:29 AM

.....and lab dances.....

Huh? Doesn't it turn you on, watching those lady scientists dancing in their tight white lab coats, getting down and dirty with their test tubes and -- Oh. Never mind.

Actually I agree with you. I've never seen the attraction of things like strip clubs. If you were hungry, would you go to a restaurant where all you could do was look at the food?

As for prostitutes, I would actually sometimes find them an attractive option except for the fact that, from what I hear, with prostitutes you can only have condom-sex, not real sex. Hardly worthwhile even if it were free.

crimsondesire · 06-21-2009, 10:44 AM

I dont know Cedar I have heard other theories on that last comment. :P Its not real sex if you use a condom?

TZOFOSHO · 06-21-2009, 11:54 AM

i'm pretty sure if you've got the money, ALOT of strippers can become prostitutes.

as far as depressing clubs in LA, the only one i know of in Baton Rouge was pretty low standard and very depressing at times.

kitty_joanne · 06-21-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

Why aren't there regular strip clubs for women to see men strip?

There are men stripping in gay man bar.. I think that's the only strip bar I've been to lol..

ChiTownHoney · 06-21-2009, 01:06 PM

A couple of things on the subject. I believe alot of the reason men enjoy strip clubs is because ther are smokin' hot women giving you attention, where for most guys...that doesnt happen very often. Plus, with just a little cash they are willing to get naked in front of you. I think guys like that sort of thing. Also, at alot of clubs, you pay 10-20 dollars to get in and you can either bring your own liquor, or its an open bar....so you can just go an get drunk rather easily.

I've been to quite a few strip clubs, some are so raunchy..the girls get naked and give lap dances to guys in front of the whole club, so you dont even have to pay for a private dance. Some are classier. Its just a sexy thing to do.

As for male strippers....unless you look fine as hell with a great body, dont even bother stripping. Some fools are just not cute and think just because they are beefy that they can strip, but hell no. I met this guy awhile back who was a stripper at a really popular male/female strip club in Chicago. He was short as hell, petite little guy, but his face was really good looking, and when we would go to the clubs, he thought every pole was his private strip pole, that guy was such a tool, I lost him after a week.

I wont pay to see hot guys strip. If I wanted a hot guy strip for me, all I would have to do is give him a little attention, which I dont do. I dont give the attention, I get the attention. No girl should ever, ever, let a man think that he is hotter than she is.

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

A guy knocked a table over and the strippers dove for the change and cigarettes that hit the floor.

Wow....the clubs by me...the girl will throw a $5 bill back in your face if you try to put it down their g-string.

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

In Myrtle Beach, a group of us went to a club. The girl dancing was so young. The guys asked me what I thought and I told them to freeze. They did. Not one person was actually looking at the poor girl taking off her clothes for them. How very sad.

This sentence makes absolutely no sense.

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Bella-In-Progress Privileged Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 278 Reputation: 16631	I agree with you Jasmine, it's pointless. What's the use if you can't have any physical contact? __________________ We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high, not caring about appearances, because we believe

06-21-2009, 02:39 AM	#7
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	Strippers for me are a great way of getting a bit of excitement without actually cheating on my girl, who, bless her heart, doesn't mind me going to a titty bar in the least. Its called striptease for a reason and I'm sure alot of people here understand the excitement of being teased. Also I like to remember that these girls are all someones daughter and I like to talk to them as if they were just a girl in a bar. Its alot more respectful. As a result the girls in my semi regular lapdance bar all kind of like me so I get alot of attention when I go in BTNs' tip for the day __________________ So say we all

06-21-2009, 03:18 AM	#10
perverted mind Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In my own little world Posts: 139 Reputation: 3865	Wow i love the strippers i spent £500 one night, on a credit card, watching titties all night, the days of being young and stuped, a whole week and a bits wages! And i shall contribute to this most excellent thread, check out Tamy: http://www.stringfellows.co.uk/clubs/pages/videos.php 8 Streaming full strip videos Have Fun __________________ 'The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions' Last edited by perverted mind; 06-21-2009 at 03:20 AM.

06-20-2009, 09:46 PM	#1
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	DAP (Drunk and Posting) Question about strippers/hookers and lap dances So what is the attraction to strippers? Why do men want someone that's been used by so many others? And lap dances? You can't touch. You can't have it. So, why spend the money? Last edited by Jasmine; 06-20-2009 at 11:12 PM.

06-20-2009, 11:47 PM	#5
#1assasin Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NC Posts: 10 Reputation: 170	might be polygamy (i think thats right) too much sperm for just one woman, or just the company of a woman with nsa, that means not whining, nagging and no fuss. everything is simple and don't have to deal with them afterwards. Also men have always like to help women in need, thats why strippers and hookers do have a job. never fucked a hooker but have had lap dances by a stripper loma at this thread

06-21-2009, 05:58 AM	#12
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	yeah, always been a good way to waste money to me...but, at the same time, always fun, i've been twice, hated the money i spent, even managed to overdraw my account (when i originally didn't want to go) but had fun, . I've always thought it'd be a really fun place to just go with a female friend who there's sexual tension with. Either way a good night, you either hook up as a result of the sex in the air, or just have a really fun night making fun of the situation. One of my best friends is fond of putting me with awkward situations with strippers. First time i went i was nervous about it, and i told him i knew he was going to get me a dance, i just asked he not get me one particular girl. So, naturally he get's me that girl (not a cute face, and huge fake tits), and tells her it's my bday. Really, shitty experience having to act like i loved it. Second time, he gets this shot girl that i had mentioned was really cute to give me a dace. Then, he tells her that i'm a marine (i'm overweight) who just got back from japan (i lived there in highschool because my parents are marines). So she's like, 'so, when did you get back'; and i'm like 'three years ago (thinking:crazy bitch).' And my favorite stripper experince: (in a very seductive voice) 'welcome home soldier'.....i hate strip clubs. __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

06-21-2009, 09:21 AM	#13
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	A strip club in New Orleans was one of the saddest things I've ever witnessed. There was a guy that I went to college with who led a sheltered life - the only sex he ever had was online! When we were in NO he wanted to go to a strip show, I was the only one who would go with him. A guy knocked a table over and the strippers dove for the change and cigarettes that hit the floor. In Myrtle Beach, a group of us went to a club. The girl dancing was so young. The guys asked me what I thought and I told them to freeze. They did. Not one person was actually looking at the poor girl taking off her clothes for them. How very sad. The stripper we paid to give our Marine friend a lap dance preferred to give Laura a lap dance and actually bit Laura's breast hard enough to draw blood. I've been to Male Strip Shows and had a ball there! No lap dance, but the guys had great bodies. My favorite one was a "fantasy" show where the guys came out dressed like cops, construction workers, etc. The best part was taking the shy women who were afraid of the dancers. We watched them transform into wild wanton women who wanted to grab the dancers! Why aren't there regular strip clubs for women to see men strip?

06-21-2009, 09:56 AM	#15
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	Hmmm, I wouldnt be as understanding with my partner,I have really high expectations and I dont agree with them looking at anybody else in such a way besides me ,I dont enjoy my mate being seduced by another female and having them turned on by somebody else. They are my mate, I am territorial and thoughts are just as bad to me as the physical aspect of it. I like obsessive and If another man were turning me on and i were enjoying seeing them naked and paying them to seduce me, he wouldnt be very nhappy about it and also,like I really think he would get very upset. Strip clubs, could be fun if you went there together and they embraced you as a couple though. __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale. Last edited by crimsondesire; 06-21-2009 at 10:02 AM.

06-21-2009, 10:29 AM	#16
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	.....and lab dances..... Huh? Doesn't it turn you on, watching those lady scientists dancing in their tight white lab coats, getting down and dirty with their test tubes and -- Oh. Never mind. Actually I agree with you. I've never seen the attraction of things like strip clubs. If you were hungry, would you go to a restaurant where all you could do was look at the food? As for prostitutes, I would actually sometimes find them an attractive option except for the fact that, from what I hear, with prostitutes you can only have condom-sex, not real sex. Hardly worthwhile even if it were free. __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-21-2009, 10:44 AM	#17
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	I dont know Cedar I have heard other theories on that last comment. :P Its not real sex if you use a condom? __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale.

06-21-2009, 11:54 AM	#18
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	i'm pretty sure if you've got the money, ALOT of strippers can become prostitutes. as far as depressing clubs in LA, the only one i know of in Baton Rouge was pretty low standard and very depressing at times. __________________ I'm a drunken fool...