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11-17-2009, 04:58 AM | #1 |
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My balls are weird.......
Bet that got your attention!
But its true. For the last couple of days my balls, or rather my sack has had a weird, sweet smelling residue on it. It certainly isn't my usual smegma. I had wondered if it was just that I hadn't rinsed off after my shower as I use a lime and lemon grass shower gel which is sweet smelling. But I like to thinkI would notice if I was walking around with soapy balls. I've asked a couple of people about this but strangley no-one wants to talk about it. I've wondered out loud with my girlfriend if it tastes sweet as well but she just assumed I was trying to get her to lick my balls. 2 questions are raised for me about this whole situation. Firstly. Are my balls going to fall off? and secondly. What do I have to do to get my own girlfriend to lick my balls?
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11-17-2009, 05:37 AM | #2 |
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Yes !
and When they fall off she won't want to lick them.
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11-17-2009, 09:34 AM | #3 |
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Unfortunately sweet smelling balls is an indication of impending ball failure. They will fall off. I'm sorry.
In the mean time you may get satisfaction offering them to a dog as they rather like sweet things. Cats on the other hand lack the gene necessary to taste sweet things so they most likely will not appreciate your new "flavor".
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11-17-2009, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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Lime and Lemongrass shower gel,sounds like it would smell nice but not taste nice.
So if it is such a case where you have not rinsed off properly atleast you have nice smelling balls. |
11-17-2009, 10:55 PM | #5 |
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I'm sorry, but you all have missed the most obvious question.
BTN - how is that A) you can get close enough to sniff your own balls and B) you have actually done so |
11-18-2009, 06:30 AM | #6 |
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Hmmm*scratches chin* indeed.
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11-18-2009, 07:45 AM | #7 |
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Firstly tie your girlfriends wrists behind her back.
Then cover your balls in one or more of the following: 1. Expensive chocolate. 2. Diamond jewelry. 3. Platinum credit cards. 4. Your car keys.
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11-19-2009, 03:39 AM | #8 |
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Well thanks for the input everyone, I think.
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11-19-2009, 08:51 AM | #9 |
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Here's a site that might help out.
http://isitnormal.com/ Or you can play around with google, but because the word "ball" can be used in many places you might not get anywhere.
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11-23-2009, 11:25 AM | #10 |
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thanks for all of the "help" everyone. I think its just a shower gel thing. Although I could be developing a great new mutant power that makes my balls tasty and irrisistible
Could be all the citrus in my diet though.........
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11-27-2009, 04:06 PM | #11 |
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BTN, I've been talking to some friends of mine that work at a well know pharmaceutical and toiletries manufacturers/retailers laboratory. They say your balls sound interesting and they'd like to run a few tests on them.
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11-28-2009, 02:00 AM | #12 |
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Hey, the dude's fucked. That's it. My sympathies.
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11-29-2009, 03:16 AM | #13 |
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Just a sitrep on the balls. My smegma is returning to its usual musk. Thanks for all the support during this difficult time
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12-10-2009, 04:50 PM | #14 |
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12-10-2009, 10:42 PM | #15 |
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Because he's weird, not his bollocks.
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12-11-2009, 04:19 AM | #16 |
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Don't any of you fucker deney scratching your balls and smelling your fingers afterwards!
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12-11-2009, 12:29 PM | #17 |
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Never occurred to me to try it.
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12-11-2009, 03:30 PM | #18 |
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Doing it right now. FUCK! I forgot I'm in K-Mart, here comes the Security man.
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12-11-2009, 03:43 PM | #19 |
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No use rolling up one sock and trying one of your dodgy handshakes, the security guard will just think you're trying to get a feel of his bollocks....
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12-12-2009, 07:20 PM | #20 |
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This is the reason.
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