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somedude · 03-17-2010, 03:58 PM

Ah, so the Brits are mothballing their Intercontinental Balistic Jedwards just like they did their othe nonsubmarine based weapons of mass destruction...

snarkopo · 03-17-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

We only have two, and they're being mothballed.

Good God! There are 2 of them?! It's worse than I thought. We're going to Defcon 1!

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2010, 06:13 PM

Snarkopo, I know you Septics can be a bit thick at times, but there are two of them on the box, and it does say "Twin Pack". Need any more clues?

snarkopo · 03-17-2010, 06:47 PM

Like "Jedward" is obviously plural. They are an abomination and look identical. "How could there be 2 of them?" any rational person would ask. I thought it was the same horrific shown twice on the box. Now I know England is the greatest threat to the modern world.
Unless you do the needful and destroy them.

Lil-Mac · 03-17-2010, 09:20 PM

Snark... I just had a horrible thought. What if they are *gasp* CLONES!! The brits could make as many as they want. Didnt they clone a sheep, or maybe a Scot a couple of years ago??

Crotch_Ripper · 03-17-2010, 09:49 PM

The things you see when you dont have your AR-15 handy.

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2010, 11:28 PM

It was a Scottish sheep. Only a Scottish sheep would get a name.

Must I keep reminding you all that Jedward are Irelands fault?

batffink · 03-18-2010, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

It was a Scottish sheep. Only a Scottish sheep would get a name.

Must I keep reminding you all that Jedward are Irelands fault?

"Antoinette" Sigh! She was so, well, woolly.

snarkopo · 03-19-2010, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil-Mac

Snark... I just had a horrible thought. What if they are *gasp* CLONES!! The brits could make as many as they want. Didnt they clone a sheep, or maybe a Scot a couple of years ago??

They must be clones. It's like a 007 movie. Some evil Irish villain planning world domination. Fortunately they are Irish so it won't be long before they spend every waking moment at the pub.

HoldenW · 03-19-2010, 09:24 PM

Who are these people? And have they just discovered vanilla ice?

snarkopo · 03-19-2010, 09:30 PM

It's worse than we thought

But wait! It gets worse yet

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/t...asselhoff.html

And apparently gravity has no effect on the little monsters

kimmy · 03-19-2010, 09:31 PM

wtf,i don't know what it is,but i know i don't want any

HoldenW · 03-19-2010, 09:44 PM

Thanks, I now have to clean the vomit off the floor.

HoldenW · 03-19-2010, 09:46 PM

"Hasselhoff, who has predicted that the brothers will be very successful in America"

---We have hassled The Hoff, and this is our punishment.

FuckingRotter · 03-20-2010, 08:54 AM

I remember RT saying he had lots of evil brothers. Does this mean....

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

It's worse than we thought

But wait! It gets worse yet

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/t...asselhoff.html

And apparently gravity has no effect on the little monsters

snarkopo · 03-20-2010, 10:38 AM

Hey look. I made new avatars for FuckingRotter and Batffink.

pervipete · 03-20-2010, 02:58 PM

Jedward in to star in the Hobbit...and it ain't even April 1st yet....

Runs and hides under bed..

And remember folks of the UK, Ant and Dec started out as a rubbish singing act...

snarkopo · 03-20-2010, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

Jedward in to star in the Hobbit...and it ain't even April 1st yet....

Runs and hides under bed..

And remember folks of the UK, Ant and Dec started out as a rubbish singing act...

Quote:

"Hasselhoff, who has predicted that the brothers will be very successful in America"

RT85 has created the "End of the world thread". I am buying as many guns as I can and moving to Alaska.
Damn you RT85, damn you.

pervipete · 03-20-2010, 03:20 PM

is there room in the bunker Snark?

RT85 · 03-20-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I remember RT saying he had lots of evil brothers. Does this mean....

lol id probably shoot myself if they were related to me

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

Hey look. I made new avatars for FuckingRotter and Batffink.

03-17-2010, 03:58 PM	#21
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Ah, so the Brits are mothballing their Intercontinental Balistic Jedwards just like they did their othe nonsubmarine based weapons of mass destruction... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-17-2010, 06:13 PM	#23
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Snarkopo, I know you Septics can be a bit thick at times, but there are two of them on the box, and it does say "Twin Pack". Need any more clues? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2010, 06:47 PM	#24
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Like "Jedward" is obviously plural. They are an abomination and look identical. "How could there be 2 of them?" any rational person would ask. I thought it was the same horrific shown twice on the box. Now I know England is the greatest threat to the modern world. Unless you do the needful and destroy them. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

03-17-2010, 09:20 PM	#25
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	*Snark... I just had a horrible thought. What if they are gasp* CLONES!! The brits could make as many as they want. Didnt they clone a sheep, or maybe a Scot a couple of years ago?? __________________ --------------------------------------------------- Love is raping the same girl twice.**

03-17-2010, 09:49 PM	#26
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	The things you see when you dont have your AR-15 handy. __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

03-17-2010, 11:28 PM	#27
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It was a Scottish sheep. Only a Scottish sheep would get a name. Must I keep reminding you all that Jedward are Irelands fault? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-19-2010, 09:24 PM	#30
HoldenW Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Raincity. Posts: 58 Reputation: 2754	Who are these people? And have they just discovered vanilla ice? __________________ The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

03-19-2010, 09:30 PM	#31
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	It's worse than we thought But wait! It gets worse yet http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/t...asselhoff.html And apparently gravity has no effect on the little monsters __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there. Last edited by snarkopo; 03-19-2010 at 09:37 PM.

03-19-2010, 09:31 PM	#32
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03-19-2010, 09:44 PM	#33
HoldenW Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Raincity. Posts: 58 Reputation: 2754	Thanks, I now have to clean the vomit off the floor. __________________ The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

03-19-2010, 09:46 PM	#34
HoldenW Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Raincity. Posts: 58 Reputation: 2754	"Hasselhoff, who has predicted that the brothers will be very successful in America" ---We have hassled The Hoff, and this is our punishment. __________________ The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

03-20-2010, 10:38 AM	#36
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Hey look. I made new avatars for FuckingRotter and Batffink. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

03-20-2010, 02:58 PM	#37
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Jedward in to star in the Hobbit...and it ain't even April 1st yet.... Runs and hides under bed.. And remember folks of the UK, Ant and Dec started out as a rubbish singing act... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-20-2010, 03:20 PM	#39
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	is there room in the bunker Snark? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

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