"Posh" Beckham = Fuckwit.

[batffink]

Occasionally I get hold of some British newspapers which, although out of date, make interesting reading.

Just when you think the world couldn’t get any sillier, Victoria Beckham becomes a judge on a talent show. What fucking next? Her husband on the committee for the Nobel Prize?
This walking pretzel whose mind is as vacant as Wembley stadium at 2am on a January morning was appointed a judge for the final of “American Idol” What qualifications does she hold for this job? Everyone knows she can’t sing! Her voice is of the “frozen cat through the bandsaw” variety.
Imagine making the final of “American Idol” and that brainless fuckwit has the gall to tell you that you can’t sing! Over to “American Idol”

A talented young tenor belts out a moving rendition of “Nessun Dorma” and Posh shakes her head and says, “Sorry, that was rubbish”
“Rubbish” splutters the amazed tenor” while the crowd boos.
“It wasn’t even in English,” she says “I didn’t know what you were saying or nuffing” “What it needs is a bit of repetition”
The dazed tenor, looking round for somewhere to hang himself from, says “Repetition”
“Yeah, you know, like ‘wannabe, wannabe, wannabe.” I’ll get someone to look at the lyrics for you if you like”

Do you Americans not have anyone at home better qualified to do this job than having to import this walking twig that doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together inside her stupid fucking head?

[FuckingRotter]

I saw Posh on television once, in an interview. She actually came across as rather bright. Obviously though she doesn't know very much about music.

What troubles me though old mate of mine, you've obviously been away from dear ol' Blighty for too long and you've forgotten what a bunch of devious bastards us English are. David Beckham wants out of America so he can go and play proper football for Milan, against proper football teams like wot they has in England, but those Los Angeles Chocolate Bars won't let go of his contract. So enter Vicky and with any luck they'll be run out of the country....

[touriquet2001]

LOL
rep to both of you when i can give it

[TZOFOSHO]

A. Victoria Beckham was hot on American Idol, you can have Davey boy back, Posh is our girl.


B. 'proper football', i quite like the term, care if us Yankees give it a go?


seriously, i shall petition roger goodell (NFL commissioner) to adopt the term 'proper football.' Don't worry though, the league will collapse next year, and then you can have the term football back, and we Americans will all become hockey fans....
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[FuckingRotter]

Posh looks like a stick that has been dipped in orange paint, but if you like that sort of thing - keep.

By the way, Milan is in Italy, and they're welcome to him!