Nice facts to think about - Rape Board

shysnale · 11-06-2008, 01:40 PM

Facts from the Infection Control Center (you'll be looking at everyones' hands now before you shake them!)

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

.and wash your damn hands!

ego · 11-06-2008, 03:10 PM

And pray that others have washed their ass!

Jasmine · 11-06-2008, 10:22 PM

You know those mints you get at the restaurant? Studies indicate that regardless of method of dispensation, they all test positive for urine!

Is your Toothbrush more than 20 feet from your toilet? Flushing your toilet sends fecal matter 20 feet... Close that seat before flushing

ShyAngel · 11-09-2008, 05:01 AM

you're right...I didn't want to know any of this. lol

kitty_joanne · 11-09-2008, 08:12 AM

This isn't nice facts to think about, this is disgusting facts..

ShyAngel · 11-09-2008, 03:24 PM

What's even worst is most if not all of it is true and it's not even all the disgusting facts out there.

Ragman · 11-10-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

Is your Toothbrush more than 20 feet from your toilet? Flushing your toilet sends fecal matter 20 feet... Close that seat before flushing

Actually I believe Mythbusters tested this one and found it to be untrue. Not so sure about the rest of these though. But honestly. I eat the mints at restauraunts, i shake peoples hands.. and i seem to be a pretty allright person... so maybe its not all as bad as we make it out to be

stricken · 11-25-2008, 10:57 PM

Self assessment gains no credibility Ragman..

I enjoyed the facts, with me on the loose, +1 to masturbating a woman's vagina and shaking your hand. Pussy nectar FTW

doggystylethatgirl · 11-26-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ragman

Actually I believe Mythbusters tested this one and found it to be untrue. Not so sure about the rest of these though. But honestly. I eat the mints at restauraunts, i shake peoples hands.. and i seem to be a pretty allright person... so maybe its not all as bad as we make it out to be

the seat thing - there is hollowed out area on the seat, so it is NOT completly closed as you would image it.
Check it next time your at the urination station

may wanna think about how many times the guy jerked off without washing hands the next time you shake a hand.

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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine

That is untrue - thats why they use chlorine in the pool, if you ever noticed your eyes burn or the smell, thats chlorine.

11-06-2008, 01:40 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Nice facts to think about Facts from the Infection Control Center (you'll be looking at everyones' hands now before you shake them!) During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your damn hands!

11-06-2008, 03:10 PM	#2
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	And pray that others have washed their ass!

11-06-2008, 10:22 PM	#3
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	You know those mints you get at the restaurant? Studies indicate that regardless of method of dispensation, they all test positive for urine! Is your Toothbrush more than 20 feet from your toilet? Flushing your toilet sends fecal matter 20 feet... Close that seat before flushing

11-09-2008, 05:01 AM	#4
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	you're right...I didn't want to know any of this. lol

11-09-2008, 08:12 AM	#5
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	This isn't nice facts to think about, this is disgusting facts..

11-09-2008, 03:24 PM	#6
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	What's even worst is most if not all of it is true and it's not even all the disgusting facts out there.

11-25-2008, 10:57 PM	#8
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299	Self assessment gains no credibility Ragman.. I enjoyed the facts, with me on the loose, +1 to masturbating a woman's vagina and shaking your hand. Pussy nectar FTW