This boy should be sent to UCLA - Rape Board

kinkyone · 06-20-2006, 03:36 AM

Read it till the end.

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal! : "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"

The principal and Boy, both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy:, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam:

"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to UCLA, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Grm · 06-20-2006, 04:20 AM

Very funny Kinky, but hard on the eyes.

somedude · 06-20-2006, 04:21 AM

LOL! That's pretty damn funny!

gal4 · 06-20-2006, 07:11 AM

Oh, wow, sign of too much inactivity, here have another piece of ass.

kinkyone · 06-20-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gal4

Oh, wow, sign of too much inactivity, here have another piece of ass.

thanks gal....will have that piece of ass any time

06-20-2006, 03:36 AM	#1
kinkyone ODD MOD ! Join Date: May 2006 Location: India Posts: 704 Reputation: 3463	This boy should be sent to UCLA Read it till the end. A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy: "9". Principal! : "What is 6 x 6?" Boy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy, both agree. Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy:, after a moment "Legs." Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep. Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: Wedding Ring Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand. Boy: Fork Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? Boy: HEART. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to UCLA, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" __________________ In need of a good siggy !

06-20-2006, 04:21 AM	#3
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	LOL! That's pretty damn funny! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-20-2006, 04:20 AM	#2
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	Very funny Kinky, but hard on the eyes.

06-20-2006, 07:11 AM	#4
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	Oh, wow, sign of too much inactivity, here have another piece of ass.