I Just Wanna Say... - Rape Board

somedude · 07-31-2007, 05:51 PM

...I hate my fucking mouse! This piece of shit is driving me crazy and I gotta wait till the weekend to buy a new one...

Okay, I feel better now

Wicked · 07-31-2007, 05:56 PM

My mouse squeaks but no matter how often I offer it cheese, it never takes it.

my dark side · 07-31-2007, 05:56 PM

I will ship my cat over to you, she likes to chew on my laptop anad my keyboard to my desktop, im sure she will be happy to take care of your mouse problem.

Jasmine · 07-31-2007, 07:50 PM

hmmmmm wonder what happened to that mouse? Could it be that you got something on it?

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 07-31-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jasmine

hmmmmm wonder what happened to that mouse? Could it be that you got something on it?

LMAO !!! somedude she got ya there !!

Vivienne · 08-01-2007, 12:41 AM

My mices usually live 3 weeks... when i start ending up on the left upper corner of a site when i wanted 2 go to lower right, i start smashing them against the table... after the 20th smash or so i have to buy another1!

Stella Cadente · 08-01-2007, 07:33 AM

The problem with my mice are that there balls keep sticking to the hole..........................what?

Wiz · 08-01-2007, 08:31 AM

Heatwave out west kinda making you a trifle irritable huh dude? Don't sweat the small stuff my friend.

Spring for a cordless laser mouse on the weekend. These are well-adjusted female mice you know ..... no balls and they give you hardly any grief at all

somedude · 08-01-2007, 02:15 PM

Actually it's relatively cool lately! What has me grumpy is a mouse that's old and not workin right and it is an optical mouse! LOL

shysnale · 08-03-2007, 08:07 AM

An optical mouse should be more reliable.
Keep a wired one so you won't have to pay for battery.

07-31-2007, 05:51 PM	#1
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I Just Wanna Say... ...I hate my fucking mouse! This piece of shit is driving me crazy and I gotta wait till the weekend to buy a new one... Okay, I feel better now __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

08-01-2007, 12:41 AM	#6
Vivienne Enlightning the Night Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 515 Reputation: 97	My mices usually live 3 weeks... when i start ending up on the left upper corner of a site when i wanted 2 go to lower right, i start smashing them against the table... after the 20th smash or so i have to buy another1! __________________ Everytime You Kill A Kitten - God Masturbates!!

08-01-2007, 07:33 AM	#7
Stella Cadente Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In a basement, waiting for you with a knife Posts: 154 Reputation: 152	The problem with my mice are that there balls keep sticking to the hole..........................what? __________________ WARNING EXTREME CONTENT (I hope they offend) http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=447231 (ps: I'm a guy)

08-01-2007, 08:31 AM	#8
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Heatwave out west kinda making you a trifle irritable huh dude? Don't sweat the small stuff my friend. Spring for a cordless laser mouse on the weekend. These are well-adjusted female mice you know ..... no balls and they give you hardly any grief at all __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

08-01-2007, 02:15 PM	#9
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Actually it's relatively cool lately! What has me grumpy is a mouse that's old and not workin right and it is an optical mouse! LOL __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

07-31-2007, 05:56 PM	#2
Wicked Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 944 Reputation: 404	My mouse squeaks but no matter how often I offer it cheese, it never takes it.

07-31-2007, 05:56 PM	#3
my dark side Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Away from here Posts: 2,038 Reputation: 1051	I will ship my cat over to you, she likes to chew on my laptop anad my keyboard to my desktop, im sure she will be happy to take care of your mouse problem.

07-31-2007, 07:50 PM	#4
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	hmmmmm wonder what happened to that mouse? Could it be that you got something on it?

08-03-2007, 08:07 AM	#10
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	An optical mouse should be more reliable. Keep a wired one so you won't have to pay for battery.