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[TheHero'sBunny]

lonely knight is riding through the woods when all of a sudden a beneficent fairy appears, telling him, 'Good knight, for all your noble deeds I will grant you three wishes.' Knight is like 'Wow, okay, thank you. My first wish is to be immortal.' Fairy swings her magic wand, sparks sparkling all over the place, telling him, 'Done. Your second wish?' 'Oh, please dear lady, make my faithful horse immortal, too.' Fairy swings wand again, 'Done, dear noble knight. Your thrid and last wish please.' 'Well,' our noble knight goes, 'I want to have a thing,...', and here he points downwards, '....a thing just like my horse. The fairy does as he wishes and they exchanging warm goodbys.

A while later our noble knight arrives at his regular haunt. Standing at the bar he hands the landlord his sword, telling him, 'Stab me and see what happens, old friend.' The landlord goes facepalm, 'I can't stab you!' 'Do as I say, and see what happens,' our knight insists. So the landlord does as he's been told, and - oh what miracle - nothing happens, our hero doesn't even bleed. While the landlord is speechles from amazement, the knight pulls him out to his horse, smiling with satisfaction. 'Now, dear friend, stab my horse and see what happens.' The landlord stabs at the poor beast. Same result as with its owner. He asks the knight, 'How on earth did you do that?' 'Before I tell you this,' the knight says, 'you have to take a look into my trousers, buddy.' Seeing the satisfied grin on the knight's face the landlord opens the other man's trousers, takes a look inside and ... starts to bawl from laughter. Our knight yells at him, 'What the hell is wrong with you!?' 'Well,' the landlord says, hardly able to stifle his laughter, 'NEVER in my life I've seen a pussy as huge as yours!'


(I hope FuckingRotter won't fist me for kinda stealing his topic idea now. *hides in closet*

[FuckingRotter]

You'll get fisted regardless.