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08-26-2008, 03:11 AM | #141 |
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Hahahaha that joke was awesome.
I think I'd do it only if I was really horny. I don't mind blood that much... Actually wait, I feel sick now. |
08-26-2008, 10:24 AM | #142 |
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very nice guys!!!..
although some of it goes overbroad!!! well let me contribute one, im not sure this is a sick or funny joke to you guys but this is the worst joke i ever made to someone lol.. we were on the bed, hugging and kissing right just after sex.. me: "it's so great that you're so romantic" guy (hugging me tighter and smelling me all over) me: "you're sooo good to me. no guy has ever treated me as nice as you do" guy (kissing my neck, licking and start biting my ear) me: "i feel bad for you though" guy (hovering his head to my body, hearing my heartbeat) me: "it's gonna hurt so baddd, when i decide to leave you for some manipulative bad boy" guy (shocked, start crying) =.= .. at that time i was so baddd, feel so guilty although it was a joke >.< |
08-26-2008, 10:45 PM | #143 |
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maybe this will ease our stomaches
Soothing for the sick jokes |
08-28-2008, 02:09 AM | #144 | |
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08-28-2008, 10:58 AM | #145 | |
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he's the first guy that i find very sensitive about things, even more sensitive than me i can say.. he's a great lover and very romantic indeed, has a lot of commitment to me.. weird he ain't gay.. >.> anyway a last we broke up because he talks about marrying me and all of that, i got so scared and broke up with him.. T.T |
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08-30-2008, 09:49 PM | #146 |
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I dunno Doggy...I think I have your definition of sick beat!
How about this?......... The definition of sick is....Licking the sweat off of your grandfather's back whilst fucking him in the arse! How does that grab you? Regards, Lem
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08-31-2008, 01:30 PM | #147 |
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Gross Is???
Gross is:
1. When you kiss your Grandma Goodbye and she slips you the tongue! 2. When the hot chick you are having phone sex with turns out to be your MOM?? |
08-31-2008, 01:49 PM | #148 | |
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08-31-2008, 06:20 PM | #149 | |
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Wait, you don't love him? |
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09-01-2008, 04:07 AM | #150 | |
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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand: You can't sift sand through your teeth.
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09-01-2008, 10:50 AM | #151 |
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OMG!??? Mugga those were very Damn GROSS!! Great job!
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09-01-2008, 04:40 PM | #152 |
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lol
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09-01-2008, 05:04 PM | #153 |
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09-07-2008, 02:01 AM | #154 |
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I like them, but I would not have many people to tell them to.
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09-08-2008, 10:31 PM | #155 |
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Fucking Hell and I thought I was sophisticated. I'm still in Nursery.
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09-11-2008, 06:58 AM | #156 |
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How about these:-
Biting into a hot-dog and it has veins When you throw your undies at the wall and they stay there You're sitting in your Grandfather's lap and he pops a boner Your little brother has lost his scab collection and you are eating cornflakes Finding a string in your Bloody Mary
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09-11-2008, 10:41 AM | #157 |
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Damn???
Hey those were Sooooo disgusting and totally Sick!! You nasty Kilt wearing Man!! Loved them.....
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09-12-2008, 08:27 AM | #158 |
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I have no idea how undies could stay at the wall after throwing them there and I'd guess I've been lucky for never understanding the trick behind it.
Well with the level of the last jokes in here I have to remember to avoid this thread if I'm about to eat. |
09-12-2008, 08:45 AM | #159 |
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Sick joke, very Very Offensive, be warned if you don't take it easy
Keywords: newborn babies hole skulls beer cans Eh, this is sooo bad http://www.biro-art.com/sickjoke.html They have some great images there ...
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09-12-2008, 07:20 PM | #160 |
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lol
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