Sick Jokes (very Very Offensive) Be Warned - Page 7 - Rape Board

AWDracer · 08-15-2008, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Noir

Wasn't really directed to you but it does indeed depend on where do you live since my country shares over 1300 kilometers of shared board with Russia so this kind of situation does get my attention.

Is that country China?

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Originally Posted by redbaron

And what about a georgian terrorist group bombs a trade center one of your relatives work in? What about fuel prices increases? What about Russia continues the act and invades other "once SSCB" countries? Do you think a war far away from you does not (or will not) effect you?

It's your decision to do something about it or not. I respect that. But I only wish you to know some of those "civil" countries do provoke wars just to keep your "civil" life continuous. And after sometime It turns back to you.

I'm truly sad about what happened in World Trade Center, because I've seen results of many Terror Attacks in my country and I know the pain, closely. On the other hand Americans finally saw when some people is pissed off, they can harm you even from the other side of the world. Anyway US Government seem to have a false conclusion on that and continues to piss off other cultures to keep their pocket full.

Is it really that hard to live peacefully?

Yes I agree.

What I meant about "doing something or not" means that some volunteers join the war and fight in the battlezone. It's so far away and I don't know who's side is actually the good side. I'd probably try and help the Georgian because they seem to be on the shorthand but one life passes by and it could've been me. So many deaths and they happen to be just numbers, but they are fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers, cousins, best friends, boyfriends, girlfriends. It truly is sad.

AWDracer · 08-17-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Noir

Wasn't really directed to you but it does indeed depend on where do you live since my country shares over 1300 kilometers of shared board with Russia so this kind of situation does get my attention.

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Originally Posted by Noir

Nope. If you look at my profile you will see that I'm living in Europe. Guess that doesn't leave many countries to pick from.

Wow... is that Georgia??

Norithar · 08-17-2008, 10:43 PM

Didn't see this one, though I did skip over a few posts that looked lkike squabbling:

What is the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them!

AWDracer · 08-18-2008, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by doggystylethatgirl

heres my sick joke

That's fucking gross.

lilbastard101 · 08-18-2008, 03:28 AM

Whats the diffrence between Jews and apple pies?

Apple pies don't scream when you put them in an oven.

What the same about an Indian and a Computer?

You have to punch the information in.

(I know I'm gonna get torched over this one but whatever)
How do you keep blacks out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front.

Mugga123 · 08-18-2008, 08:08 PM

I was walking home when I saw this chick tied to the train tracks, so I untied her and had hot passionate sex with her.... wanted a blowjob but couldn't find the head.

AWDracer · 08-19-2008, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Noir

Nope, Georgia has only 700 kilometers of shared border with Russia.

Fuck! I suck with Eastern European countries.

Hold on!

(I'll get a map)

AWDracer · 08-19-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Noir

I just learned that almost every country in Eastern Europe tried to invade Soviet Union in the past.

At least it appears to be so when the current president of Russia publicly stated this:

Cool, eh?

HAHAHA that guy's funny

My geography might be bad but.. umm.. hmm... what was with that RUSSIAN aggression about after Austria's archduke got killed and his wife Sophie in 1917? Peace loving nation HAHAHA. Not to mention the other stuff. Pretty sure Russia invaded Austria FIRST and then Germany had to come to the rescue... LOL.

That made my day.

Yozzer · 08-20-2008, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

No, it's not an urban legend. It actually happened.

In Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants, a customer was burned when the cup of coffee she was holding in her lap spilled. She was awarded several million dollars in punitive damages, but the verdict was later reduced to, if my memory serves me, just over a half million dollars.

This case became the poster child for idiotic litigation.

This is an often mis-understood case. She won because the coffee was so hot, much hotter than other coffee suppliers, and caused extensive 3rd degree burns. The court decided she was 20% to blame for spilling it, McDonald's were 80% to blame for it being so hot. Initially she only asked for her medical expenses (about $20,000 if I remember correctly) to be paid, McDonald's refused. So she got a lawyer and the costs started escalating. Eventually a jury awarded 2 payouts, 1 for her legal expenses and medical bills (all she was asking for) and another of several million to punish McDonald's for not just for serving such hot coffee without a warning but for refusing to settle the case early and trying to bully her into withdrawing her claim with ever increasing litigation costs.

This case is actually now a poster child for preventing wealthy individuals and organisations from using ever spirally legal costs to protect themselves from genuine claims by fighting until the litigant is exausted/bankrupt.

This is just my recollection, if I have any details wrong please don't sue me

MinaPi · 08-21-2008, 02:09 AM

What I find the most ironic about the people who are offended at this thread is that they are on a board that focuses on rape and such themes.

I mean god, there's a section for bestiality. Why are the rape jokes funny but not the racist jokes or the dead baby jokes? This is a board intended for offensive topics. If you want to go be PG 13, go join one of those tween Disney forums where you can talk about Hannah Montana.

AWDracer · 08-21-2008, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MinaPi

What I find the most ironic about the people who are offended at this thread is that they are on a board that focuses on rape and such themes.

I mean god, there's a section for bestiality. Why are the rape jokes funny but not the racist jokes or the dead baby jokes? This is a board intended for offensive topics. If you want to go be PG 13, go join one of those tween Disney forums where you can talk about Hannah Montana.

I love irony. It always is funny

bmchow · 08-21-2008, 05:46 AM

i said no to drugs, but they didn't listen...

three chinese went to america to live the american dream, bu, fu and chu. but they decided that to fit in, they have to change their names. bu became buck, chu became chuck, and fu went back to his homeland...

a couple were having sex:
man - open your legs
chick - like this?
man - wider!!!
chick - what are you trying to do, get your balls in?
man - no, out...

middle aged ladies chatting:
1 - i'm reminded of my man's balls whenever i see potatoes
2 - wow, they're that big?
1 - no, they're that dirty

bmchow · 08-21-2008, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Norithar

Didn't see this one, though I did skip over a few posts that looked lkike squabbling:

What is the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them!

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Originally Posted by Mugga123

I was walking home when I saw this chick tied to the train tracks, so I untied her and had hot passionate sex with her.... wanted a blowjob but couldn't find the head.

you guys are sick XD. i'm so gonna use these, thanks in advance...

DarkMaster · 08-21-2008, 06:38 PM

*Chuckles* So many hilarious jokes here. ^.^

redbaron · 08-21-2008, 06:59 PM

Ok another one,

What can we call to a blonde who paints her hair to black?

Artificial Intelligence

Mugga123 · 08-23-2008, 12:25 AM

What does an aeroplane and a peroxide blonde have in common?

Both have a black box.

sindyloo · 08-23-2008, 01:17 PM

Well as usual his wife was busy cleaning up after him again, as the lazy slob enjoyed his bowl of "Tomato" soup. "Honey? I thought we were out of soup??"

"Oh sweety we are but with my heavy period and all..............""""

LeParas · 08-24-2008, 08:57 PM

doggystylethatgirl · 08-25-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Well as usual his wife was busy cleaning up after him again, as the lazy slob enjoyed his bowl of "Tomato" soup. "Honey? I thought we were out of soup??"

"Oh sweety we are but with my heavy period and all..............""""

i just lost my meal on that one.

Noir · 08-25-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by doggystylethatgirl

i just lost my meal on that one.

I just found mine.

By the way that was a joke, really!

08-18-2008, 03:28 AM	#125
lilbastard101 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That mass of un populated land called Canada Posts: 12 Reputation: 48	Whats the diffrence between Jews and apple pies? Apple pies don't scream when you put them in an oven. What the same about an Indian and a Computer? You have to punch the information in. (I know I'm gonna get torched over this one but whatever) How do you keep blacks out of your back yard? Hang one in the front. Last edited by lilbastard101; 08-18-2008 at 03:31 AM.

08-18-2008, 08:08 PM	#126
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	I was walking home when I saw this chick tied to the train tracks, so I untied her and had hot passionate sex with her.... wanted a blowjob but couldn't find the head. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

08-21-2008, 02:09 AM	#130
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	What I find the most ironic about the people who are offended at this thread is that they are on a board that focuses on rape and such themes. I mean god, there's a section for bestiality. Why are the rape jokes funny but not the racist jokes or the dead baby jokes? This is a board intended for offensive topics. If you want to go be PG 13, go join one of those tween Disney forums where you can talk about Hannah Montana. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

08-21-2008, 06:38 PM	#134
DarkMaster Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8 Reputation: 55	Chuckles So many hilarious jokes here. ^.^ __________________ What can you say about a cruel, uncaring Master? I have those I care about...they just aren't you, or even close to you...And thus My touch will not be gentle...It will not be enjoyable...It will bring only pain, and oh so much of it...It isn't happy thoughts and daydreams that send Me into content slumber...No, it is the pained whimpers of broken women, the terrified begging of those facing the inevitable, and the tears streaking across bloody, bruised, and once pretty faces...

08-23-2008, 12:25 AM	#136
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	What does an aeroplane and a peroxide blonde have in common? Both have a black box. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

08-17-2008, 10:43 PM	#123
Norithar Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 28 Reputation: 32	Didn't see this one, though I did skip over a few posts that looked lkike squabbling: What is the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them!

08-21-2008, 05:46 AM	#132
bmchow Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 11 Reputation: 103	i said no to drugs, but they didn't listen... three chinese went to america to live the american dream, bu, fu and chu. but they decided that to fit in, they have to change their names. bu became buck, chu became chuck, and fu went back to his homeland... a couple were having sex: man - open your legs chick - like this? man - wider!!! chick - what are you trying to do, get your balls in? man - no, out... middle aged ladies chatting: 1 - i'm reminded of my man's balls whenever i see potatoes 2 - wow, they're that big? 1 - no, they're that dirty

08-21-2008, 06:59 PM	#135
redbaron Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 91 Reputation: 212	Ok another one, What can we call to a blonde who paints her hair to black? Artificial Intelligence

08-23-2008, 01:17 PM	#137
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Well as usual his wife was busy cleaning up after him again, as the lazy slob enjoyed his bowl of "Tomato" soup. "Honey? I thought we were out of soup??" "Oh sweety we are but with my heavy period and all..............""""

08-24-2008, 08:57 PM	#138
LeParas Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 269 Reputation: 9076