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08-16-2010, 12:19 PM | #21 |
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Over here they have something called a 'party political broadcast'. This isn't officially classed as advertising, thus these politically minded types are exempted from the cornerstones of ethics in advertising. That is that the advertiser mustn't outrage and offend the viewer, and they mustn't misrepresent the qualities of the product or service they are selling....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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08-16-2010, 11:42 PM | #22 | |
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Makes me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
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08-16-2010, 11:50 PM | #23 | |
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08-17-2010, 12:50 AM | #24 | |
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Hilarious. Makes me think of some of the indigenous population of this country who specify red when buying a car. When asked why they only want red, the say in all seriousness that red ones go faster. And before some fuckwit gets his piss in a froth about racism, it's nothing of the sort. I had several car salesmen friends in North Queensland who vouch for its veracity. Red cars always go first. So fuck off and take your PC with you.
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08-17-2010, 01:02 PM | #25 |
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Yeah, well it does and if you put a stripe down the side, man o man that adds another 10mph at least to the top speed...
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08-17-2010, 06:30 PM | #26 |
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The red car was always fastest in Scalextric but thats about it
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08-17-2010, 11:30 PM | #27 | |
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08-18-2010, 06:38 AM | #28 |
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You can take the boy out of Essex but....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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08-18-2010, 07:53 AM | #29 |
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I promise you that this is not made up. Cross my heart and hope to die.
When I owned a spare parts and car accessories shop in Queensland in the 80's I once got a customer from out bush who requested 15 spray packs of a certain red colour (I can't remember the exact formula). I made up the 15 spraypacks and off he went with them into the car park out front. Well you wouldn't fucking believe it but he started to respray his car. No taping off, no prep and not a care in the world for all the cars around him getting the overspray. We just stood open mouthed as he used all 15, chucked the cans in a bin and then drove off in his still wet red car. Another time I was too smart for my own good. An old Englishman came in for some spray paint for his Wolseley. I told him that I could easily make up the original formula for him but it still wouldn't match really well as his car was faded. I went on to say that normally we kept "fade" in stock but we were temporarily out it. The joke fell flat as he said he would wait 'til it came in and how long would he have to wait. That taught me a fucking good lesson.
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08-18-2010, 12:08 PM | #30 |
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It's ok, I can't see the joke either.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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08-18-2010, 02:35 PM | #31 | |
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08-19-2010, 01:02 AM | #32 |
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English are dumb is the point I think.
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08-19-2010, 02:40 AM | #33 |
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He's not dumb Snarksy. It's his way of taking the piss out of me. Come to think of it I did serve an English bloke one time. He had a white van with 'F.R. Otter - Builder' on the side. Nah, it couldn't be.
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08-19-2010, 08:48 AM | #34 |
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Now you're going to have to explain what 'taking the piss' means to the half-witted American. He's probably got visions of me donning latex gloves and waving a catheter at you. Wouldn't do to get the poor chap aroused unnecessarily now would it?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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08-20-2010, 12:17 AM | #35 | |
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However, removing your urine w/o your consent is a terrible thing indeed. It doesn't matter if he used a catheter or made sounds of running water. It's WRONG! I hope it has not scarred you. I think the van you saw was for Frolicking Otters. They are damn fun to watch! And very popular here in the U.S. The're so cute. Hopefullly that FR Otter van will show up here.
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08-20-2010, 05:22 PM | #36 |
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Beware of Englishmen in white vans with animals. They're usually under cooked, the bread is stale and the onions greasy.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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08-21-2010, 03:30 AM | #37 |
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Last time I met an Englishman it was in France. Helped him push-start his crappy little MG. But.. he actually said "Cheerio" as he drove away. They really fucking say that in England!
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08-21-2010, 04:18 AM | #38 |
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No we don't, I think he was taking the piss...
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08-21-2010, 04:20 AM | #39 |
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Ah yes a dog burger van, food which is only edible when you are pissed...
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08-21-2010, 06:43 AM | #40 | |
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You'll probably think I'm taking the piss, but in Australia they say 'hooray' instead of saying farewell. So; Hooray for now.
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