christmas blues - Rape Board

analeyes · 12-20-2010, 09:56 PM

I find that my family members have lots of presents for me.But I don't have them only one present a piece (my folks).

I get pissed off when I don't know what to get your own parents but they give me stuff either I don't want & maybe it's cool, & all I give them is goofy present.
It makes me feel cheap ass !!

Besides giving some money, how the hell can you figure out to give sombody something special but don't know what.

get this fucking holiday over with QUICKLY DAMNIT

perfectlyformed · 12-21-2010, 04:39 AM

If you do it quickly its less painful? Nah heard one that far too many times to fall for it

lol

I'd say do what I do. Grit you teeth and embrace the pain. And incase you're wondering, yes. I did just compare Christmas to anal sex. A fat guy squeezing into a tight space? Saying its lovley when you don't mean it? Having problems sitting still? Silly outfits? Oh yeah Christmas is just like anal lol

BTW. Applolgies to the english language for my mangled grammar

x

innocent · 12-21-2010, 02:51 PM

you can rarely go wrong with vouchers. plus your mum get the pleasure of the new year sales bargains. mums like to get a bargain even if they are not paying for the gift in the first place. then she gets more fun spending a whole hour or so describing her new gift to you & how much she loves it.
dads...bottle of spirits is about all i manage cos hes an old misery (still love him tho!

Lil-Mac · 12-21-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

If you do it quickly its less painful? Nah heard one that far too many times to fall for it

lol

I'd say do what I do. Grit you teeth and embrace the pain. And incase you're wondering, yes. I did just compare Christmas to anal sex. A fat guy squeezing into a tight space? Saying its lovley when you don't mean it? Having problems sitting still? Silly outfits? Oh yeah Christmas is just like anal lol

BTW. Applolgies to the english language for my mangled grammar

x

Who gives a shit about your grammer. You're hot as hell, fun to chat with and have one of the sexiest asses on the planet. Merry Christmas Hun.

BTW... I hope you get a good, hard, painful, NewYears Buttfucking!!

analeyes · 12-21-2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

If you do it quickly its less painful? Nah heard one that far too many times to fall for it

lol

I'd say do what I do. Grit you teeth and embrace the pain. And incase you're wondering, yes. I did just compare Christmas to anal sex. A fat guy squeezing into a tight space? Saying its lovley when you don't mean it? Having problems sitting still? Silly outfits? Oh yeah Christmas is just like anal lol

BTW. Applolgies to the english language for my mangled grammar

x

So you've had some bad anal experiences? I would be happy if a damn girl would even look at me damnit (real life i can't even talk to one, they are either fucking married or underage.... fucking sucks).

bjc1979 · 12-23-2010, 11:54 AM

Innocent is right, you can't go wrong with vouchers or gift cards as we call them in the States. I hate Christmas as well but with gift cards, all you have to do is have a vague idea of what the person likes or where they would shop and get them the appropriate card.

FuckingRotter · 12-24-2010, 06:09 PM

Just give them all some roofies, and whilst they're out cold piss in an ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer.

Alternatively cheer up, stop worrying and have a Merry Fucking Christmas....

Mugga123 · 12-24-2010, 06:24 PM

I tell people what I want and ask them. Surprises always fuck things up.

analeyes · 12-29-2010, 08:24 PM

Thanks all.Christmas turned out to be great.

got passed it

HRH1948 · 12-29-2010, 11:40 PM

Let's just face the facts. If your still sucking air, it was a great Christmas!

batffink · 12-30-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Just give them all some roofies, and whilst they're out cold piss in an ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer.

Alternatively cheer up, stop worrying and have a Merry Fucking Christmas....

Sorry to appear ignorant my old friend but what the fuck are 'roofies'?

That trick with the ice cubes is an old favourite, up there with the cling film stretched across the toilet bowl.

ps. Great to see the Poms stick it up the kangaroo fuckers and keep the ashes. (What the fuck am I doing - praising the Poms? Too much Glenfiddich!!!)

Hope you had a nice Christmas in that freezing little island of yours.

batffink · 12-30-2010, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by HRH1948

Let's just face the facts. If your still sucking air, it was a great Christmas!

I was sucking on more than air mate, believe me.

TheOneSolo · 12-30-2010, 02:15 PM

Let me guess, you was sucking on something like this...

HRH1948 · 12-30-2010, 10:52 PM

The "sucking" thing really had me most puzzled. Has the old fart finally come out of the closet? Does anyone actually drink scotch through a straw?

If sheep were ever involved, the mental images are more than my simple mind can bear. Yes, I've had my two ounces of fine bourbon on this most exceptional evening.

Or, did the master find a set of bound teats that finally pleased him?

I'll go with the latter. And, I praise the powers of my deductive reasoning!

Good night to all of my friends and especially to the most profound of us, (Battfink),

HRH1948

perfectlyformed · 12-31-2010, 11:26 AM

If you guys keep talking about sucking, you might just well drive me mad

x

justmetoo · 12-31-2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

If you guys keep talking about sucking, you might just well drive me mad

x

Need to to get one of those subliminal screensavers for PF's computer that slowly sends her the message "suck, suck, suck"...

Lil-Mac · 01-01-2011, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by justmetoo

Need to to get one of those subliminal screensavers for PF's computer that slowly sends her the message "suck, suck, suck"...

I am gonna get an email bot that spams her with "Suck my cock" and "Bend over for an AssRape" messages.

12-20-2010, 09:56 PM	#1
analeyes abandoned Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 834 Reputation: 21292	christmas blues I find that my family members have lots of presents for me.But I don't have them only one present a piece (my folks). I get pissed off when I don't know what to get your own parents but they give me stuff either I don't want & maybe it's cool, & all I give them is goofy present. It makes me feel cheap ass !! Besides giving some money, how the hell can you figure out to give sombody something special but don't know what. get this fucking holiday over with QUICKLY DAMNIT

12-21-2010, 04:39 AM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	If you do it quickly its less painful? Nah heard one that far too many times to fall for it lol I'd say do what I do. Grit you teeth and embrace the pain. And incase you're wondering, yes. I did just compare Christmas to anal sex. A fat guy squeezing into a tight space? Saying its lovley when you don't mean it? Having problems sitting still? Silly outfits? Oh yeah Christmas is just like anal lol BTW. Applolgies to the english language for my mangled grammar x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-24-2010, 06:09 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Just give them all some roofies, and whilst they're out cold piss in an ice cube tray and stick it in the freezer. Alternatively cheer up, stop worrying and have a Merry Fucking Christmas.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-24-2010, 06:24 PM	#8
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	I tell people what I want and ask them. Surprises always fuck things up. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

12-29-2010, 11:40 PM	#10
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Let's just face the facts. If your still sucking air, it was a great Christmas! __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

12-21-2010, 02:51 PM	#3
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	you can rarely go wrong with vouchers. plus your mum get the pleasure of the new year sales bargains. mums like to get a bargain even if they are not paying for the gift in the first place. then she gets more fun spending a whole hour or so describing her new gift to you & how much she loves it. dads...bottle of spirits is about all i manage cos hes an old misery (still love him tho!

12-23-2010, 11:54 AM	#6
bjc1979 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Wearing a black hoodie and sneaking up behind you Posts: 194 Reputation: 2151	Innocent is right, you can't go wrong with vouchers or gift cards as we call them in the States. I hate Christmas as well but with gift cards, all you have to do is have a vague idea of what the person likes or where they would shop and get them the appropriate card.

12-29-2010, 08:24 PM	#9
analeyes abandoned Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 834 Reputation: 21292	Thanks all.Christmas turned out to be great. got passed it

12-30-2010, 02:15 PM	#13
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Let me guess, you was sucking on something like this... __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

12-30-2010, 10:52 PM	#14
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	The "sucking" thing really had me most puzzled. Has the old fart finally come out of the closet? Does anyone actually drink scotch through a straw? If sheep were ever involved, the mental images are more than my simple mind can bear. Yes, I've had my two ounces of fine bourbon on this most exceptional evening. Or, did the master find a set of bound teats that finally pleased him? I'll go with the latter. And, I praise the powers of my deductive reasoning! Good night to all of my friends and especially to the most profound of us, (Battfink), HRH1948 __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

12-31-2010, 11:26 AM	#15
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	If you guys keep talking about sucking, you might just well drive me mad x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x