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09-03-2015, 02:42 PM | #1 |
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If HRH Is Misunderstanding Metaphors, Does He Know...
...THE CLOCK IS FINALLY FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm a pervert and proud of it! Last edited by somedude; 09-03-2015 at 10:41 PM. |
09-03-2015, 03:41 PM | #2 |
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Yeah I noticed that too, I was waiting before I said anything hoping someone else would notice.
He did a couple of BB updates on the forum. SO my guess is he fixed a few things
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09-03-2015, 07:00 PM | #3 |
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Who knew trees could crap, let alone cowboys would be stupid enough to step in it....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-04-2015, 01:17 PM | #4 |
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My previous post might make sense to an incredibly drunk person. Or perhaps if Somedude changed his original post back?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-05-2015, 01:14 PM | #5 |
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Somedude, I think you're just fishing for compliments now.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-05-2015, 02:46 PM | #6 |
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I think I was more of carping about time!
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09-06-2015, 12:31 AM | #7 |
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I refuse to get caught up in yet another fish pun thread. Can't you make this about trees again?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-06-2015, 04:46 PM | #8 |
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lol
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09-10-2015, 06:34 PM | #9 |
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FR, you are much more articulate when you are sober. However, you are more fun as a drunken Brit! I fear I was being redundant with that last remark.
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09-11-2015, 12:14 PM | #10 |
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If you heard me speak, you'd probably not understand a single word. Stupid Texan!
(I'll leave you to wonder if I am currently drunk, or sober.)
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-14-2015, 11:21 PM | #11 | |
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FR, take a careful look at yourself. You are a classic functioning alcoholic. "Stupid Texan", give me a single sober moment! Just look how far you've fallen. If that's the best you can do, Batffink might even disown your sorry drunken ass. BTW, no one wonders whether you are drunk. Yes, it's that obvious that you are pickled. How much more of your dignity are you willing to sacrifice to live in a bottle? Next, we will hear a raging denial and a horrid attack that seems logical to you and a classic denial of the truth to everyone else. Remember, I've been there and done that. Take care of yourself. Trust me, if you don't, no one else will! Now, I suggest that we gather at the river and sing a hymn. Give me a fucking break!
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09-15-2015, 01:12 AM | #12 |
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Ah, but you're missing one important point. A little over 20 years ago John Major informed us that we're living in a classless society now, and since he was the 2nd best Priminister in my life time, I'm inclined to take his word for it.
Pity the rest of the UK hasn't cottoned on to this important point. If you ever visit though, you'll find that in the UK foul language is truly classless. We're all at it. (It is currently 6.10am and after a gruelling night breaking out concrete in a cherry picker in the pissing rain, I've had a been, I'll have another and go to bed.)
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-15-2015, 02:42 PM | #13 |
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FR, you never cease to amaze me. I believed that I could predict your next post almost to the last word. Maybe, “stupid Texan” wasn’t so far off.
I have visited England several times. I enjoy the museums, the pubs, the food, the architecture and the many conversations I’ve had there. Possibly out of politeness to a tourist, I heard very little foul language. The last time I was in London, it was Remembrance Day. I still recall the 11th hour moment of silence. The noisy bustling city suddenly became hushed. For the first time that morning, I became aware of the leaves in the surrounding trees rustling in the wind. I was within earshot of a thousand people and there wasn’t so much as a whisper from anyone. It was one of the more meaningful moments of my life. In any event, you surprise me. And, if you’re going to pick broken concrete cherries, try not to urinate at the same time. See, your British English isn’t all that tough to muddle through.
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09-15-2015, 04:32 PM | #14 |
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I did make a typing error.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-17-2015, 01:51 AM | #15 |
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HRH probably thinks he's rounding up cows, and is wondering why he isn't getting any where.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-17-2015, 01:52 AM | #16 |
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If he's yammering at someone, that is.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-17-2015, 07:47 AM | #17 |
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Sorry guys but this keeps getting funnier.
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09-17-2015, 07:57 AM | #18 |
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It's supposed to.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-17-2015, 10:26 PM | #19 |
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Actually, I was working with some cattle. Sunday, my son and I were in the pasture sighting in a new Czech VZ58. Our recently purchased Brangus bull took offense to our presence and charged my son. That blunder was coupled with the fact that I've seen him (the bull) topping three of our cows for two consecutive months. He was apparently shooting blanks and had a bad attitude. I sold him and bought a new registered Black Angus bull.
It's a bitch when life gets in the way of having fun. BTW, what kind of cherry picker breaks up concrete? We use ours to hang materials from steel bar joists in commercial buildings. Is this just another example of two peoples being separated by a common language or an egregious typing error brought about by years of alcohol abuse.
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09-17-2015, 11:07 PM | #20 |
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Ripper,
We are both old military farts. So, you if want to banter with the big boys, please feel free to join in. If not, shut the fuck up. If your input was actually required, I'd have knocked it out of you long ago. Damn, I miss the old Tasmanian. Someone with a bit of waning dignity needs to establish order amidst this chaos.
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