Takeaway toughguy: Kebab v Pizza. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 08:02 AM

Pizza is for pussies, kebabs are for killers. Face it, the premise for pizza is cheese and tomatoe on toast, a kebab is a meat sandwhich.

Discuss....

Conrad · 04-25-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Pizza is for pussies, kebabs are for killers. Face it, the premise for pizza is cheese and tomatoe on toast, a kebab is a meat sandwhich.

Discuss....

Kebab is dog or tramp meat.

Conrad · 04-25-2009, 08:24 AM

Kebabs in the uk are generally different to what you think of as a kebab Parisa. I love those types of kebab too, but the UK kind is a post piss up snack, I don't like them to much.

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 08:52 AM

Mmmm....

A donna is quick and convenient, it's the culinary equivalent of a drunken bunk-up in the pub toilet, hot, rough and easy to get hold of.

A shish or kofta, you get to take your time.

I like both.

In the face of such a tough opponent, dare anyone stand up for pizza?

pervipete · 04-25-2009, 09:50 AM

I never trust food that you only want to eat when pissed or stoned

sparks · 04-25-2009, 10:12 AM

first thought it was a spelling diff between english and american

then I saw Conrads post (congrats on 10k rep Conrad) and first thing came to mind is that thing I ran over the other day in the road

But Ive never tried one so when rotter invites me over Ill re comment again

now what is that toad in the hole thing ???

still confused

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 10:32 AM

Don't worry Sparks, spotted dick isn't what it sounds like either....

MARADONA · 04-25-2009, 10:42 AM

As an italian i love the pizza...and yes i think that only italians knows what is a real pizza...sorry guys!

The kebab is very good too...you just have to find the right place...otherwise you will risk to eat crap...

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 10:58 AM

Pizza is Italian? I thought it was invented in Chicago by gangsters as a way of cooking the books and the dough at the same time.

Kebabs are the national dish of Turks and Greeks, bloodthirsty warriors who would stick you as soon as look at you. But as my old dad used to say of the Italian Navy, they couldn't hit a barn door at twenty paces.

MARADONA · 04-25-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Pizza is Italian? I thought it was invented in Chicago by gangsters as a way of cooking the books and the dough at the same time.

Kebabs are the national dish of Turks and Greeks, bloodthirsty warriors who would stick you as soon as look at you. But as my old dad used to say of the Italian Navy, they couldn't hit a barn door at twenty paces.

Man you should learn some "history"...the pizza has been created by an italian chef...he dedicated it to the quenn Margherita.

You foreign people know the pizza just from few times and the kind of pizza you used to eat as nothing to do with the original one.
Take a trip to Napoli then let me know!

Yes i know about the Kebab...the greek one is kinda different from the Turky one...and to me is a bit inferior...
about your dad...beh he should come to my country...then see with his eyes if we can't hit a barn door at twenty paces!

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 11:53 AM

Best pizza I had was when I lived in Malta. There was this little hole in the wall place on Gzira Strand right opposite the bridge to Manoel Island, they did big oblong trays of either mushroom or sausage pizza and then sliced them up into squares for 20c each, along with cheeselli and peaselli at 6c a parcel.

The pizza was unlike anything I had here in England, in America, Sicily or Beirut. Both the dough and the topping were very thick and the taste was exceptional. Still not as hardcore as a donner kebab with pickled chillies and chilli sauce though.

Conrad · 04-25-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sparks

first thought it was a spelling diff between english and american

then I saw Conrads post (congrats on 10k rep Conrad) and first thing came to mind is that thing I ran over the other day in the road

But Ive never tried one so when rotter invites me over Ill re comment again

now what is that toad in the hole thing ???

still confused

Toad in the hole is awesome, it's a yorkshire pudding with sausages in it, add some nice gravy and hey presto.

pervipete · 04-25-2009, 11:58 AM

and now conrad, I am hungry...

sparks · 04-25-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Toad in the hole is awesome, it's a yorkshire pudding with sausages in it, add some nice gravy and hey presto.

Looks much better than it sounds mate thanks Conrad

when you say pudding its a meat thing right ?

and Mara real pizza is from Italy and with anchovies

lip smacking great

Lucy. · 04-25-2009, 12:21 PM

Is this question about the food? Or who would win out of delivery drivers?

The guy who brings me Pizza is hot, and he has a good body. I'm sure he could take care of himself.

The Turkish man in the local kebab shop looks fat and old.

So the Pizza would win. And as for the food? Pizza too

Doner Kebab is more something guys eat after beer I think. I tried one once and wasn't impressed.

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 12:32 PM

Has anyone tried a kebab potnoodle yet?

MARADONA · 04-25-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Best pizza I had was when I lived in Malta. There was this little hole in the wall place on Gzira Strand right opposite the bridge to Manoel Island, they did big oblong trays of either mushroom or sausage pizza and then sliced them up into squares for 20c each, along with cheeselli and peaselli at 6c a parcel.

The pizza was unlike anything I had here in England, in America, Sicily or Beirut. Both the dough and the topping were very thick and the taste was exceptional. Still not as hardcore as a donner kebab with pickled chillies and chilli sauce though.

True, the kebab is super powerful, is perfect when you are starwing to death...otherwise...it can kill you!

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Toad in the hole is awesome, it's a yorkshire pudding with sausages in it, add some nice gravy and hey presto.

Scuse me for my ignorance Conrad...but WTF is that???!!!

pervipete · 04-25-2009, 01:23 PM

That my Italian friend, is Toad in the Hole, food to build an empire on...yum

HRH1948 · 04-25-2009, 01:29 PM

Heads Up!!! Cat fight in the Rowdy Room!!!

MARADONA · 04-25-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

That my Italian friend, is Toad in the Hole, food to build an empire on...yum

I see...it seems to be very good...but i guess i can't try it...

04-25-2009, 08:02 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Takeaway toughguy: Kebab v Pizza. Pizza is for pussies, kebabs are for killers. Face it, the premise for pizza is cheese and tomatoe on toast, a kebab is a meat sandwhich. Discuss.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 08:52 AM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Mmmm.... A donna is quick and convenient, it's the culinary equivalent of a drunken bunk-up in the pub toilet, hot, rough and easy to get hold of. A shish or kofta, you get to take your time. I like both. In the face of such a tough opponent, dare anyone stand up for pizza? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 09:50 AM	#5
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I never trust food that you only want to eat when pissed or stoned __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-25-2009, 10:32 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Don't worry Sparks, spotted dick isn't what it sounds like either.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 10:42 AM	#8
MARADONA Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of the Lost Posts: 1,838 Reputation: 40272	Love Both! As an italian i love the pizza...and yes i think that only italians knows what is a real pizza...sorry guys! The kebab is very good too...you just have to find the right place...otherwise you will risk to eat crap...

04-25-2009, 08:24 AM	#3
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Kebabs in the uk are generally different to what you think of as a kebab Parisa. I love those types of kebab too, but the UK kind is a post piss up snack, I don't like them to much.

04-25-2009, 10:12 AM	#6
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	first thought it was a spelling diff between english and american then I saw Conrads post (congrats on 10k rep Conrad) and first thing came to mind is that thing I ran over the other day in the road But Ive never tried one so when rotter invites me over Ill re comment again now what is that toad in the hole thing ??? still confused

04-25-2009, 10:58 AM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Pizza is Italian? I thought it was invented in Chicago by gangsters as a way of cooking the books and the dough at the same time. Kebabs are the national dish of Turks and Greeks, bloodthirsty warriors who would stick you as soon as look at you. But as my old dad used to say of the Italian Navy, they couldn't hit a barn door at twenty paces. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 11:53 AM	#11
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Best pizza I had was when I lived in Malta. There was this little hole in the wall place on Gzira Strand right opposite the bridge to Manoel Island, they did big oblong trays of either mushroom or sausage pizza and then sliced them up into squares for 20c each, along with cheeselli and peaselli at 6c a parcel. The pizza was unlike anything I had here in England, in America, Sicily or Beirut. Both the dough and the topping were very thick and the taste was exceptional. Still not as hardcore as a donner kebab with pickled chillies and chilli sauce though. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 11:58 AM	#13
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	and now conrad, I am hungry... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-25-2009, 12:21 PM	#15
Lucy. Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a warzone? Posts: 634 Reputation: 21842	Is this question about the food? Or who would win out of delivery drivers? The guy who brings me Pizza is hot, and he has a good body. I'm sure he could take care of himself. The Turkish man in the local kebab shop looks fat and old. So the Pizza would win. And as for the food? Pizza too Doner Kebab is more something guys eat after beer I think. I tried one once and wasn't impressed.

04-25-2009, 12:32 PM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Has anyone tried a kebab potnoodle yet? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2009, 01:23 PM	#18
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	That my Italian friend, is Toad in the Hole, food to build an empire on...yum __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-25-2009, 01:29 PM	#19
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Heads Up!!! Cat fight in the Rowdy Room!!!