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06-16-2009, 01:11 AM | #1 |
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Ok, honestly WTF?
So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE!
Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit... |
06-16-2009, 01:12 AM | #2 |
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Damn I wish I had a black eye, but wine bottles are a bitch to open. I never in my life been able to open a wine bottle, never.
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06-16-2009, 01:13 AM | #3 |
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06-16-2009, 01:19 AM | #4 |
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Black eyes can be arranged.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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06-16-2009, 01:22 AM | #5 |
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06-16-2009, 03:29 AM | #6 |
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RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face!
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06-16-2009, 06:18 AM | #7 |
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06-16-2009, 06:39 AM | #8 |
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geez dollface, i'll make sure the surgical school send you an application form and stay out of the kitchen - it's too dangerous!
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06-16-2009, 07:56 AM | #9 |
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Somedude: RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face!
And at whom? -- That's the real question! "Better do as I say, lady, I've got a wine bottle and I'm not afraid to use it!"
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06-16-2009, 08:07 AM | #10 |
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Shot my self with Cork when opening a bottle of bubble, struck the side of my neck below the ear on the right hand side, i had a huge black & blue bruise for a week.
My RB safety Tip: Buy Screw Cap bottles!
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06-16-2009, 11:57 AM | #11 | |
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Anyway, if want a way to distract you from your pain, well around your eye anyway, you only have to ask...
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06-16-2009, 12:31 PM | #12 | |
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06-16-2009, 01:25 PM | #13 |
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I think that this is a sign that I need to stick with what I know best.
Mad Dog 20/20, anyone? |
06-16-2009, 01:46 PM | #14 |
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I'm there Dollface
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06-16-2009, 03:50 PM | #15 |
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Sweet!
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06-16-2009, 04:08 PM | #16 |
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I hope you were using a corkscrew, LOL
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06-16-2009, 04:19 PM | #17 |
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06-16-2009, 04:27 PM | #18 |
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06-16-2009, 04:31 PM | #19 |
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06-19-2009, 08:47 PM | #20 |
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try some ice cold water next time, it always makes it shrink because it's a blood flow dependent organ ... oh you said "cork"?!! sorry, misread
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