Whiners!!! - Rape Board

somedude · 03-03-2007, 04:25 PM

Here is a cowboy poem about whiners!!!

Whiners aint shiners!
Whiners aint even good diners!
Whiners, there's plenty of things that is finer!
Whiners get under your saddle!
Whiners aint even fun to battle!

Whiners suck donkey dong!
Whiners usually don't last for long!
Whiners aint winners!
Whiners don't make good sinners!
Whiners make me want to toss up my dinner!!!

Yeah I'm a shitty poet, but at least I aint whining!!!

fireflights · 03-03-2007, 04:27 PM

lol....nice one somedude

tom8517 · 03-03-2007, 04:48 PM

thank you for your words
those that whine are truly turds
when they just complain
I wonder about their brain
I too ain't no poet
so now I shall just stow it

innocent · 03-03-2007, 05:17 PM

whine whine whine
well aint that fine
my time is mine
and to waste on you a crime.

poor but i dont often attempt this type of stuff!

somedude · 03-03-2007, 05:31 PM

Good ones PPM and Tom!

innocent · 03-03-2007, 05:33 PM

i miss the dark poetry section. nice one dude for starting up a new alternative.

fireflights · 03-03-2007, 05:36 PM

Bitch and moan
Go on have your groan
Piss and whine
Thats just fine
But if you really want to have that moan and groan
Just know that you are totally alone

ok gave it a shot

innocent · 03-03-2007, 05:39 PM

nice one firey!
we used to have a whole sticky thread for this type of thing. was amusing in a silly yet satisfying way.
not sure why its in rowdy room tho!

somedude · 03-03-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innocent

i miss the dark poetry section. nice one dude for starting up a new alternative.

Think of if as a tribute to Grm and a good harange of whiners!

Good one FF!!!

fireflights · 03-03-2007, 05:47 PM

Thanks SD and inno... lol

tom8517 · 03-03-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireflights

Bitch and moan
Go on have your groan
Piss and whine
Thats just fine
But if you really want to have that moan and groan
Just know that you are totally alone

ok gave it a shot

Of course moaning and groaning are not always bad things FF, depends on the situation

fireflights · 03-03-2007, 07:28 PM

Never said that Tom... I find some moaning and groaning to be quite pleasurable

shysnale · 03-04-2007, 03:17 AM

Whine is fine but whiskey's quicker,
That empty bottle you fill with your tears,
Is a waste for my tastes.
The end is near for you my dear,
cause Love is not for me to pray.
Lady Death I'm begging you,
Lady Death I'm here for you.
Take that bitch under your dark wing,
The one in pain is not who you think.
Take a look at the blue blue sky,
Set me free from your bind of cries,
Life is more than a one way shout.

Yeah I stole the first line from Ozzy Osbourne

somedude · 03-04-2007, 02:24 PM

Not bad at all mon Frog!

03-03-2007, 04:25 PM	#1
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Whiners!!! Here is a cowboy poem about whiners!!! Whiners aint shiners! Whiners aint even good diners! Whiners, there's plenty of things that is finer! Whiners get under your saddle! Whiners aint even fun to battle! Whiners suck donkey dong! Whiners usually don't last for long! Whiners aint winners! Whiners don't make good sinners! Whiners make me want to toss up my dinner!!! Yeah I'm a shitty poet, but at least I aint whining!!! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-03-2007, 04:27 PM	#2
fireflights Never say never Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 711 Reputation: 2269	lol....nice one somedude __________________ Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation . . . Darkness stirs and wakes imagination . . . Silently the senses abandon their defences . . .

03-03-2007, 05:31 PM	#5
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Good ones PPM and Tom! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-03-2007, 05:36 PM	#7
fireflights Never say never Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 711 Reputation: 2269	Bitch and moan Go on have your groan Piss and whine Thats just fine But if you really want to have that moan and groan Just know that you are totally alone ok gave it a shot __________________ Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation . . . Darkness stirs and wakes imagination . . . Silently the senses abandon their defences . . .

03-03-2007, 05:47 PM	#10
fireflights Never say never Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 711 Reputation: 2269	Thanks SD and inno... lol __________________ Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation . . . Darkness stirs and wakes imagination . . . Silently the senses abandon their defences . . .

03-03-2007, 04:48 PM	#3
tom8517 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,065 Reputation: 14858	thank you for your words those that whine are truly turds when they just complain I wonder about their brain I too ain't no poet so now I shall just stow it

03-03-2007, 05:17 PM	#4
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	whine whine whine well aint that fine my time is mine and to waste on you a crime. poor but i dont often attempt this type of stuff!

03-03-2007, 05:33 PM	#6
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	i miss the dark poetry section. nice one dude for starting up a new alternative.

03-03-2007, 05:39 PM	#8
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	nice one firey! we used to have a whole sticky thread for this type of thing. was amusing in a silly yet satisfying way. not sure why its in rowdy room tho!

03-03-2007, 07:28 PM	#12
fireflights Never say never Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 711 Reputation: 2269	Never said that Tom... I find some moaning and groaning to be quite pleasurable __________________ Night-time sharpens, heightens each sensation . . . Darkness stirs and wakes imagination . . . Silently the senses abandon their defences . . .

03-04-2007, 03:17 AM	#13
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Whine is fine but whiskey's quicker, That empty bottle you fill with your tears, Is a waste for my tastes. The end is near for you my dear, cause Love is not for me to pray. Lady Death I'm begging you, Lady Death I'm here for you. Take that bitch under your dark wing, The one in pain is not who you think. Take a look at the blue blue sky, Set me free from your bind of cries, Life is more than a one way shout. Yeah I stole the first line from Ozzy Osbourne

03-04-2007, 02:24 PM	#14
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Not bad at all mon Frog! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

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