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05-07-2010, 11:09 PM | #1 |
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Phantom - You're in the shit.
About time this Rube Goldberg of a board got its fucking act together and finally re-appeared. The Soviet Union is run better than this.
I'm sueing you for the following reasons. I've lost squillions of rep points, this is now the third time I've been reduced below 60,000. The trauma of it. I've suffered withdrawal symptoms officially diagnosed as Rapeboardii Denial Syndrome. I needed counselling in which the counsellors very nearly persuaded me to abscond to another board. Equally traumatic. In a fit of temper I accidently stood on Maggie's foot costing me an arm and a leg at the Vet's. Pain and suffering. (Forced separation from my board mates) A new fucking keyboard to replace the one I smashed in a fit of frustration. Compensation for all the great movies I missed out on. Heaps. You're fucking gone son! You'll be paying out for the next twenty years. To avoid litigation send $20.000 in a brown paper bag or else you'll be hearing from my team of expensive lawyers. Anyone prepared to join me in a class action? We'll be fucking rich.
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05-08-2010, 01:22 AM | #2 |
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Maybe if he sells KO it will be enough to settle with you.
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05-08-2010, 02:02 AM | #3 |
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Why would you sue Phantom? He just works here like the rest of us overworked, unpaid and mostly drunken mods!
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05-08-2010, 02:24 AM | #4 | |
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Yes, I'll join your class action law suit. But, be warned that I'd be willing to settle for the administration either agreeing to sell the board to someone that's financially responsible and willing to invest in the future of this board or agreeing to spend the necessary monies to upgrade and feed the cash cow every once in a while rather than just milking it. Additionally, a reliable scheduled weekly backup should be a part of the out of court settlement. Backing up every 30 days whether you need to or not, is just aggressively stupid. I am no longer disappointed. I am angry. This is the fifth such failure in the last year and the second in the last 45 days. There can be no acceptable excuse for these repeated failures. One hell of a way to run a railroad! The admin's Commodore 64 served him well for years. However, it's time to bury the son of a bitch and update! This time, I lost about 13 GB of posts, 30,000 or so views and yet another 8,000 rep points. To top it all off, I just tried to rep you to push you past 60,000 once again and the system says that I have to spread it around before I can. Unadlulterated impure fourth class bullshit! I'm too emotionally involved to make this post. My many years of experience dictate that I should not react through anger. But, enough is enough! In closing you clumsy old fuck, stay off Maggie's feet. She's a puppy. Give her a break and remember the size of those big ass Scottish knobs at the bottom of your legs. And finally, there are only about four people on the entire world wide web that know who Rube Goldberg was or even cares. Unfortunately, I'm one of them. You old bottled fart, get with the program and stop using antique and obsure references! With my absolute respect.
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05-08-2010, 06:26 AM | #5 |
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I was going to say that RB was a Heath Robinson affair but that would have been equally obscure to Americans. Regards from my little mate Maggie,
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05-08-2010, 06:34 AM | #6 |
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Well the poor bugger gets blamed for everything else.
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05-08-2010, 08:51 AM | #7 |
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I know who Rube Goldberg is. So that makes 5
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05-08-2010, 11:52 AM | #8 |
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Rube Goldberg? Anyone remember the game "mouse trap"? I used to love that.
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05-08-2010, 12:37 PM | #9 | |
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05-08-2010, 01:14 PM | #10 | |
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As Phantom's counsel, I have carefully considered the proper response. Based on precedent both regulatory and statutory, our team of learned legal scholars has spent hours crafting the only possible answer to your claims. . . . . . . . . .
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05-08-2010, 01:19 PM | #11 |
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Or I'll make an offer for Sierra, that will raise enough...
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05-08-2010, 01:37 PM | #12 |
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05-08-2010, 01:41 PM | #13 |
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An answer to which any response that a gentleman could make to a lady would appear grossly inadequate.
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05-08-2010, 03:04 PM | #14 | |
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Dear Miss Sierra, Thank you for contacting the Law offices of Shmuck, Shmuck, Bloodsucker and Shmuck. While there seems to be no legal precedent for the "middle finger" as a legal defense tactic, we are conducting research on this response and will reply to you shortly. Yours Truly, Harold Shmuck Esq.
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05-08-2010, 03:06 PM | #15 |
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You mean the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe.
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05-08-2010, 03:13 PM | #16 |
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Of course not! Those guys are crooks!
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05-08-2010, 03:26 PM | #17 | |
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I take it that that is a definite "No" then?
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Well, since our general response was not met with the desired reaction, it is apparent that a point by point response is required.
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Several other parties (including this respondent) have made offers to take possession of the intellectual property in question. All offers have been met with silence. Quote:
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That might take a while.
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05-08-2010, 04:27 PM | #19 |
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Ms. Sierra,
After careful consideration we have decided your defense is without merit and we can easily win. Therefore, we have filed with the County Clerk in Martinez and will proceed with litigation. Our newest and brightest partner will be trying the case. Mr Henry Silverado will be in touch with you shortly.
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