Sick Jokes (very Very Offensive) Be Warned - Page 2 - Rape Board

Mugga123 · 07-12-2008, 03:07 AM

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

Mugga123 · 07-12-2008, 03:08 AM

When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her.

When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness.

FinalKey · 07-12-2008, 01:03 PM

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MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 07-12-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugga123

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

fucking brilliant lmao !!

Niceideas · 07-13-2008, 02:55 PM

Ah I know the sickest joke but don't wanna tell it, I'd get -rep faster than italian guy.

Niceideas · 07-13-2008, 03:02 PM

Ah this isn't the joke but I still laughed when I heard it even though it's not that funny:

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb boy get for christmas??

Cancer!!!

Ragman · 07-14-2008, 01:06 AM

there are of course these....

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your doorstep?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art

And lastly...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
SCREWED!

islandboy · 07-14-2008, 08:49 PM

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

Mugga123 · 07-14-2008, 09:36 PM

There was a blackout in my town last night, after 3 hours we shot the cunt.

Mugga123 · 07-14-2008, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niceideas

Ah I know the sickest joke but don't wanna tell it, I'd get -rep faster than italian guy.

No one in here is liable for other people's offence. This is the Rowdy Room, and if you get neg repped and know who did it, well you just let us know

.

Niceideas · 07-15-2008, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugga123

No one in here is liable for other people's offence. This is the Rowdy Room, and if you get neg repped and know who did it, well you just let us know

.

Yeah Your right dude, who cares about rep anyways right! I already told it to people via pm so here goes.

Edited for ChiTown.

FinalKey · 07-15-2008, 04:26 PM

Yea you should've kept that joke to yourself. Rowdy room or not. o.o just...*bites tongue and steps back out*

JohnnyReb · 07-15-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Two police officers spot a Muslim guy with a rucksack on a London underground train.
The officers decide to shoot him just in caseâ€¦.!

During the police enquiry into the shooting, the chief of police asks the two officers â€œwhy did you shoot the guy with 68 bullets?â€

The officers replied â€œthatâ€™s all we hadâ€.

LMAO.

Maybe the NYPD should try using that one.

xavior · 07-15-2008, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by islandboy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

LOL!!

LeParas · 07-21-2008, 09:00 PM

MinaPi · 07-25-2008, 07:24 PM

lol this thread is awesome

ChiTownHoney · 07-25-2008, 08:47 PM

You definitely shouldnt have told that "joke" that is not funny at all and shouldnt even be considered a joke, I would -rep you if we werent homies.

I cant believe that you did that. I really dont see how you could think that was a joke or funny in any context. There are some jokes that are crude, but that is just nothing to say at all. I dont know, maybe you do think its funny, but it isnt. Its disgusting. Did the people you pm'd it too think it was funny??

Maybe if you knew the reality of holding a dead infant in your arms, you wouldnt be laughing.

Maybe you dont care about neg rep but you should care as a human being how grotesque that is.

Please edit or delete it. I'm asking you.

MinaPi · 07-26-2008, 03:10 AM

Chillax Chi...Since it's late I'll make a list. Lists are awesome.

1. This thread is in the rowdy room.
2. It's called 'Sick Jokes' what kind of jokes did you think would be in here? Non offensive and gruesome and tasteful jokes?
3. There's a warning in parenthesis (very Very Offensive) in the title
4. And then after that it says "Be Warned"
5. Niceideas had already said the joke would get his ass kicked so he wouldn't say it, and then someone asked him to say it anyways.
6. If you think that's not funny, you'll hate the million billion dead baby jokes that are floating around. *cough* http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
7. Well in your defense at least you're being polite about it.
8. Don't you think that any of the OTHER jokes in here are offensive and disgusting? Is holding a dead baby in your arms any worse than holding a rape victim in your arms, or a dead corpse, or a mutilated corpse?
9. There is no nine.
10. I'm done and I wanted to let everyone know that I was eating garlic flavored broad beans while I was writing this and they were very salty.

Niceideas · 07-26-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

You definitely shouldnt have told that "joke" that is not funny at all and shouldnt even be considered a joke, I would -rep you if we werent homies.

I cant believe that you did that. I really dont see how you could think that was a joke or funny in any context. There are some jokes that are crude, but that is just nothing to say at all. I dont know, maybe you do think its funny, but it isnt. Its disgusting. Did the people you pm'd it too think it was funny??

Maybe if you knew the reality of holding a dead infant in your arms, you wouldnt be laughing.

Maybe you dont care about neg rep but you should care as a human being how grotesque that is.

Please edit or delete it. I'm asking you.

Emailed you.

Ydobon · 07-26-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

You definitely shouldnt have told that "joke" that is not funny at all and shouldnt even be considered a joke, I would -rep you if we werent homies.

I cant believe that you did that. I really dont see how you could think that was a joke or funny in any context. There are some jokes that are crude, but that is just nothing to say at all. I dont know, maybe you do think its funny, but it isnt. Its disgusting. Did the people you pm'd it too think it was funny??

Maybe if you knew the reality of holding a dead infant in your arms, you wouldnt be laughing.

Maybe you dont care about neg rep but you should care as a human being how grotesque that is.

Please edit or delete it. I'm asking you.

your posting is quite interesting: while asking Niceideas to remove or edit his "joke" you copied it word for word into your own posting!
by the time I entered the thread Niceideas had removed his own - but thanks to your posting it's still here!

07-12-2008, 03:07 AM	#21
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

07-12-2008, 03:08 AM	#22
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her. When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

07-14-2008, 01:06 AM	#27
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	there are of course these.... What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art And lastly... What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SCREWED! __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

07-14-2008, 09:36 PM	#29
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	There was a blackout in my town last night, after 3 hours we shot the cunt. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

07-21-2008, 09:00 PM	#35
LeParas Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 269 Reputation: 9076	Last edited by LeParas; 07-21-2008 at 09:06 PM.

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FinalKey Key Master Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 677 Reputation: 4792	...

07-13-2008, 02:55 PM	#25
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Ah I know the sickest joke but don't wanna tell it, I'd get -rep faster than italian guy.

07-13-2008, 03:02 PM	#26
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Ah this isn't the joke but I still laughed when I heard it even though it's not that funny: What did the blind, deaf, and dumb boy get for christmas?? Cancer!!!

07-14-2008, 08:49 PM	#28
islandboy Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 50 Reputation: 84	Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

07-15-2008, 04:26 PM	#32
FinalKey Key Master Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 677 Reputation: 4792	Yea you should've kept that joke to yourself. Rowdy room or not. o.o just...bites tongue and steps back out

07-25-2008, 07:24 PM	#36
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	lol this thread is awesome __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

07-25-2008, 08:47 PM	#37
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	You definitely shouldnt have told that "joke" that is not funny at all and shouldnt even be considered a joke, I would -rep you if we werent homies. I cant believe that you did that. I really dont see how you could think that was a joke or funny in any context. There are some jokes that are crude, but that is just nothing to say at all. I dont know, maybe you do think its funny, but it isnt. Its disgusting. Did the people you pm'd it too think it was funny?? Maybe if you knew the reality of holding a dead infant in your arms, you wouldnt be laughing. Maybe you dont care about neg rep but you should care as a human being how grotesque that is. Please edit or delete it. I'm asking you. Last edited by ChiTownHoney; 07-26-2008 at 12:45 PM.

07-26-2008, 03:10 AM	#38
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	Chillax Chi...Since it's late I'll make a list. Lists are awesome. 1. This thread is in the rowdy room. 2. It's called 'Sick Jokes' what kind of jokes did you think would be in here? Non offensive and gruesome and tasteful jokes? 3. There's a warning in parenthesis (very Very Offensive) in the title 4. And then after that it says "Be Warned" 5. Niceideas had already said the joke would get his ass kicked so he wouldn't say it, and then someone asked him to say it anyways. 6. If you think that's not funny, you'll hate the million billion dead baby jokes that are floating around. cough http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/ 7. Well in your defense at least you're being polite about it. 8. Don't you think that any of the OTHER jokes in here are offensive and disgusting? Is holding a dead baby in your arms any worse than holding a rape victim in your arms, or a dead corpse, or a mutilated corpse? 9. There is no nine. 10. I'm done and I wanted to let everyone know that I was eating garlic flavored broad beans while I was writing this and they were very salty. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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