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tom8517 · 04-11-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dashrendar44

beer money?

what do i do with my gift of vodka for you though?

oh noes.....*drinks all 5 bottles and cries in the corner*

Crying in the roadhouse is permitted only when all the following conditions are met:

1) there is a country song playing

2) your truck is broke down

3) your dog died

4) your woman done left ya fer yer best friend

5) its raining

6) you're drunk

As it would appear that you have only satisfied condition six, please cease crying at once.

Jasmine · 04-11-2007, 10:56 PM

Shouldn't it be Rode House?

dashrendar44 · 04-11-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom8517

Crying in the roadhouse is permitted only when all the following conditions are met:

1) there is a country song playing

2) your truck is broke down

3) your dog died

4) your woman done left ya fer yer best friend

5) its raining

6) you're drunk

As it would appear that you have only satisfied condition six, please cease crying at once.

or, you could add a seventh and if you have just this one, you have the right to cry in a roadhouse...

7) Having seen the film Roadhouse starring Patrick Swazye

well, i do believe i meet that condition, so ill just roll on back to me corner TT_TT

Jasmine · 04-11-2007, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dashrendar44

or, you could add a seventh and if you have just this one, you have the right to cry in a roadhouse...

7) Having seen the film Roadhouse starring Patrick Swazye

well, i do believe i meet that condition, so ill just roll on back to me corner TT_TT

u

I saw that movie and let me tell you Patrick has a fine body and we saw a lot of it!

Dutch_Rapist · 04-12-2007, 06:07 AM

Since this is a RB road house; will the girls dancing in cages be all chained up and made available to patrons 'against their will'?

That would get my vote.

sindyloo · 04-12-2007, 12:59 PM

GOOD IDEA Dutch!! But to be fair I think we can include some guys in there as well???? Hummm just kidding about the guys.......all of you relax!!

But yes any females entering or umm working at the House will be up for grabs by any guy or guys.......after all three holes and no waiting!!

innocent · 04-12-2007, 01:46 PM

erm..well maybe not all!
christ i cant just submit! thats sooo not my stye!
and no fun at all for me that way as thats not rape!

Jasmine · 04-12-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innocent

erm..well maybe not all!
christ i cant just submit! thats sooo not my stye!
and no fun at all for me that way as thats not rape!

Agreed Innocent. I mean, if we don't get to struggle, where's the fun in that! Afterall, some unsuspecting woman could just wander in and not know what she's getting into!

innocent · 04-12-2007, 02:18 PM

lol its not rape its freakin marriage!

sindyloo · 04-12-2007, 03:29 PM

YES!! Sooo right Innocent! and besides rape is always more fun there is no freaking committments after wards!! Plus yes struggle all ya want but your fucked anyway and thats the main fun!!

Hellcat · 04-13-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

ATTENTION MEMBERS!!!! (standing too i hope

)

I have the Hostess` with the mostest who will help me entertain our guests, Hellcat will help out as she is so very nice!! (but dont rub her the wrong way!)

So what kind of staff perks can we expect Sindy... or is that staff perkies

sindyloo · 04-13-2007, 04:32 PM

Hmmm well Hell?? We are supposed to be perky still and I am sure you are but freaking gravity has been working longer on me! SUCKS!!

Well we will surely get a lot of tips for one perk...whether we want them or not. all the helpless worn out victims will be up for our fun as well! So like some poor worn out guy will kindly give us a face to umm sit on!!

And all of our profits legal or otherwise will be pooled into the retirement fund for "Retired Slutty Senior Whores who Still Need SEX!!"

Hellcat · 04-13-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

Hmmm well Hell?? We are supposed to be perky still and I am sure you are but freaking gravity has been working longer on me! SUCKS!!

Well we will surely get a lot of tips for one perk...whether we want them or not. all the helpless worn out victims will be up for our fun as well! So like some poor worn out guy will kindly give us a face to umm sit on!!

And all of our profits legal or otherwise will be pooled into the retirement fund for "Retired Slutty Senior Whores who Still Need SEX!!"

Sounds good.... perhaps you would like to accompany me to the staff room next time your on break and i shall see what i can do to reverse the effects of gravity

ego · 04-13-2007, 04:37 PM

Shit, i am confused with this thread...

insignia0 · 04-13-2007, 04:38 PM

you could have innocent in a big size cage who would let men come into it then like you could do wht you do best

so will that be a whip or sledgehammer

sindyloo · 04-13-2007, 11:25 PM

Yes but shes going to be earning money on the pool table in the game room! And dont forget the House percentage Inno or will get Hellcat on you!?

Ego its a fun wild drinking place like a american bar with rough type of people hangout at. Bikers, loggers truckers, and even (shuddering)Rape Board members!!

You can do anything you want at the Road House what ever makes you happy go for it!! Have a nice fuck from a female you see there or she doesnt like you?? Tough shit grab her and rape her then in a room for that purpose or throw her over a table while everyone watches and cheers it on!

You can visit when lonely, talk with other members and have any kinky fun you want okay Ego??

ego · 04-14-2007, 03:41 AM

Thx sindy!
Now tell me the address and the time you can be found there

innocent · 04-15-2007, 01:40 PM

actually i was gonna use the cage for the 'failures'

dashrendar44 · 04-15-2007, 01:42 PM

lol, unless i challenge you to a duel! winner takes their prize, your hammer against my sword and well see who comes out on top in a cage match! ^_^

ego · 04-16-2007, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dashrendar44

lol, unless i challenge you to a duel! winner takes their prize, your hammer against my sword and well see who comes out on top in a cage match! ^_^

You are doomed Dash! I can imagine your sword deep in your ass!
*bets 1.000euros on inno*

Quote:

Originally Posted by innocent

actually i was gonna use the cage for the 'failures'

Is a cage enough? I used to work in iron constructions.In your disposal dear ppm!
I will make some "very special price" only for you.....

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04-12-2007, 12:59 PM	#26
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	GOOD IDEA Dutch!! But to be fair I think we can include some guys in there as well???? Hummm just kidding about the guys.......all of you relax!! But yes any females entering or umm working at the House will be up for grabs by any guy or guys.......after all three holes and no waiting!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-12-2007, 03:29 PM	#30
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	YES!! Sooo right Innocent! and besides rape is always more fun there is no freaking committments after wards!! Plus yes struggle all ya want but your fucked anyway and thats the main fun!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-13-2007, 04:32 PM	#32
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hmmm well Hell?? We are supposed to be perky still and I am sure you are but freaking gravity has been working longer on me! SUCKS!! Well we will surely get a lot of tips for one perk...whether we want them or not. all the helpless worn out victims will be up for our fun as well! So like some poor worn out guy will kindly give us a face to umm sit on!! And all of our profits legal or otherwise will be pooled into the retirement fund for "Retired Slutty Senior Whores who Still Need SEX!!" __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-13-2007, 04:37 PM	#34
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Shit, i am confused with this thread... __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

04-11-2007, 10:56 PM	#22
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	Shouldn't it be Rode House?

04-12-2007, 06:07 AM	#25
Dutch_Rapist Depraved pirate Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 328 Reputation: 202	Since this is a RB road house; will the girls dancing in cages be all chained up and made available to patrons 'against their will'? That would get my vote.

04-12-2007, 01:46 PM	#27
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	erm..well maybe not all! christ i cant just submit! thats sooo not my stye! and no fun at all for me that way as thats not rape!

04-12-2007, 02:18 PM	#29
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	lol its not rape its freakin marriage!

04-13-2007, 04:38 PM	#35
insignia0 Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 171 Reputation: 692	you could have innocent in a big size cage who would let men come into it then like you could do wht you do best so will that be a whip or sledgehammer __________________ I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

04-13-2007, 11:25 PM	#36
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Yes but shes going to be earning money on the pool table in the game room! And dont forget the House percentage Inno or will get Hellcat on you!? Ego its a fun wild drinking place like a american bar with rough type of people hangout at. Bikers, loggers truckers, and even (shuddering)Rape Board members!! You can do anything you want at the Road House what ever makes you happy go for it!! Have a nice fuck from a female you see there or she doesnt like you?? Tough shit grab her and rape her then in a room for that purpose or throw her over a table while everyone watches and cheers it on! You can visit when lonely, talk with other members and have any kinky fun you want okay Ego?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-14-2007, 03:41 AM	#37
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Thx sindy! Now tell me the address and the time you can be found there __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

04-15-2007, 01:40 PM	#38
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	actually i was gonna use the cage for the 'failures'

04-15-2007, 01:42 PM	#39
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	lol, unless i challenge you to a duel! winner takes their prize, your hammer against my sword and well see who comes out on top in a cage match! ^_^ __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971