What pissed you off today? - Page 14 - Rape Board

Need2BOwned · 05-01-2013, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Give it up Scotsman, I've been trying to educate these barbarians on the difference between a beast of burden, and the piece of anatomy we ride on them with for years. They'll never learn. Mind you, your compatriot McBatfink does confuse the issue with his own unique style of riding our hairy companions.

Barbarians? *kicks FR in the butt, then runs away*

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 11:09 AM

Why are you kicking my water storage facility now?

The_Scotsman · 05-01-2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

Yep, and its an even easier one to mistake his arse for his face...

Are you about 12 years old? I think you need a better scriptwriter son.

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 11:56 AM

I think the new English/Scottish bromance (is that even a proper word?) has just been born. McBatfink, are you fucking having these upstarts taking our place?

WickedLady · 05-01-2013, 12:00 PM

Ahhh the guy love.....

The_Scotsman · 05-01-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I think the new English/Scottish bromance (is that even a proper word?) has just been born. McBatfink, are you fucking having these upstarts taking our place?

Ha Ha........It won't even get close as i can't be arsed spending my time playing silly games with anonymous guys on here, even sassenach ones. Much more fun to play with the anonymous women instead........Toodle pip.

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 12:16 PM

Ah, I see you're cut from the Gordon Brown miserable cunt sort of tartan, rather than the Billy Connoly up for a laugh sort of skirt material eh? Never mind.

nondescript29 · 05-01-2013, 01:06 PM

There is no spring.

I'm perspiring.

pervipete · 05-01-2013, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Scotsman

Ha Ha........It won't even get close as i can't be arsed spending my time playing silly games with anonymous guys on here, even sassenach ones. Much more fun to play with the anonymous women instead........Toodle pip.

And that just makes winding you up a hell of a lot more fun

LIDM99810 · 05-01-2013, 04:47 PM

There's this new chick on the morning show radio I listen too. She is fucking making a fool of herslef, total bimbo stupid irrelevant comments, plus what gets my goat about aussies, is she puts on a fake "cool" accent. I know it cos she slips her twana now and then. Rounded vowels, stupid woman.

Hard to describe the accent to non aussies, but you hear it in teenagers, trying to be cool.

Hoselvr · 05-01-2013, 06:19 PM

Fucking May 1st and we have more snow coming. Fuck the weather.

nondescript29 · 05-01-2013, 10:20 PM

I'm still perspiring.

It's hot as balls.

Balls.

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 10:24 PM

Ed Balls?

nondescript29 · 05-01-2013, 10:43 PM

I had to google that.

<= product of the US public school system :-D

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 11:37 PM

Ah, he's a nobody outside of his circle of political cronies. Apart from his comical name I can't recall much more about him off hand. You probably know more than I do about him now.

nondescript29 · 05-02-2013, 12:56 PM

No I just kind of scanned it honestly.

Also, today has been questionable so far. It's like all the crazies are coming out of the woodwork.

Kim Jong Un · 05-02-2013, 01:50 PM

Nothing! It's awesome being supreme dictator of a country. The chicks all line up....

FuckingRotter · 05-02-2013, 01:52 PM

They all line up because you have people to do them for you.

Kim Jong Un · 05-02-2013, 01:57 PM

So what if they line up at gunpoint, this is a rape site, right? You should be in awe of my efficiency

FuckingRotter · 05-02-2013, 02:00 PM

No, not particularly.

05-01-2013, 11:09 AM	#262
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Why are you kicking my water storage facility now? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2013, 11:56 AM	#264
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think the new English/Scottish bromance (is that even a proper word?) has just been born. McBatfink, are you fucking having these upstarts taking our place? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2013, 12:16 PM	#267
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah, I see you're cut from the Gordon Brown miserable cunt sort of tartan, rather than the Billy Connoly up for a laugh sort of skirt material eh? Never mind. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2013, 01:06 PM	#268
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	There is no spring. I'm perspiring. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

05-01-2013, 10:20 PM	#272
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	I'm still perspiring. It's hot as balls. Balls. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

05-01-2013, 12:00 PM	#265
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Ahhh the guy love.....

05-01-2013, 04:47 PM	#270
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	There's this new chick on the morning show radio I listen too. She is fucking making a fool of herslef, total bimbo stupid irrelevant comments, plus what gets my goat about aussies, is she puts on a fake "cool" accent. I know it cos she slips her twana now and then. Rounded vowels, stupid woman. Hard to describe the accent to non aussies, but you hear it in teenagers, trying to be cool.

05-01-2013, 06:19 PM	#271
Hoselvr Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 329 Reputation: 3164	Fucking May 1st and we have more snow coming. Fuck the weather.

05-01-2013, 10:24 PM	#273
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ed Balls? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-01-2013, 10:43 PM	#274
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	I had to google that. <= product of the US public school system :-D __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

05-01-2013, 11:37 PM	#275
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah, he's a nobody outside of his circle of political cronies. Apart from his comical name I can't recall much more about him off hand. You probably know more than I do about him now. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-02-2013, 12:56 PM	#276
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	No I just kind of scanned it honestly. Also, today has been questionable so far. It's like all the crazies are coming out of the woodwork. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

05-02-2013, 01:50 PM	#277
Kim Jong Un Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Axis of Evil Posts: 84 Reputation: 2779	Nothing! It's awesome being supreme dictator of a country. The chicks all line up....

05-02-2013, 01:52 PM	#278
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	They all line up because you have people to do them for you. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-02-2013, 01:57 PM	#279
Kim Jong Un Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Axis of Evil Posts: 84 Reputation: 2779	So what if they line up at gunpoint, this is a rape site, right? You should be in awe of my efficiency

05-02-2013, 02:00 PM	#280
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, not particularly. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.